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I don't know if you're aware of this, but your husband is kind of a piece of shit. Im not saying go slut it up, but get outta the house, meet some people. Online friends aren't friends.

So why are you shitting on me for asking about a prenup then? Isn't that "protecting my assets first?" Life after divorce, you have 2 choices. You can be broken and bitter and alone or you can pick up the pieces, learn from it, don't make the same mistakes, take steps to prevent the same from...

Don't care what you say. This isn't the don't cohabitate thread. This is the "marriage as an institution has been corroded and is functionally broken. How can we fix it and restore some semblance of a stable family unit for society" thread. Or at least it is for me, and it is for my life.

It's a long story, but let's just summarize it as this. I have 2 daughters. I need to be the good example for their lives. I fucking know all about it, you don't have to tell me. But at the end of the day, the important part is the kids. They need to know that they need to be a useful...

Not mega rich. I have a house an an IRA/Pension. I thought it was fucking bullshit too

A lawyer quoted me $4500 for a prenup. Am I high or is he high? Because that sounds fucking nonsensical for creating a document.

Napalm Death isn't death metal. I think that's a major problem with a lot of people. "Death metal" as a genre has an absolutely HUGE swathe of shit that gets tossed into it and it's not all the same. These things make a difference. I think most people can get on board with a lot of...

I'm kinda annoyed you guys didn't get the joke here. GI doctor. Deal with a bunch of assholes. Tough fuckin crowd

Ah, I see. Just a tryhard

My GI doctor updated my online chart with all of the shit I'm sure predating their website today, and I'd just like the record to show that I used to be pleasant. I don't even remember the last time I was pleasant. They must deal with some real assholes over there!

Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss Sepultura - Arise, Chaos AD, Roots. In Flames - Jester Race, Whoracle, Colony Fear Factory - Demanufacture, Obsolete Bruce Dickinson - Accident of Birth, Chemical Wedding Entombed - Wolverine Blues (fuck yourself, one of the greatest guitar tones ever) Megadeth -...

90s metal was shit? Go home, you're drunk.

$149. Not quite as good as I thought they'd be. But since it's a $329 router, I guess this is the best way to go.

That's about right. If Metallica wrote Free Bird, it would be a way worse song.

I bought a pig from a farmer who just so happens to also run a transport truck at my job. I don't know if I will buy store bought pork again. I don't even think it was more expensive than store bought. The difference is absolutely incredible, and I know goddamned well that he's just feeding...

i was making a slightly tongue in cheek joke about soda consumption in my 20s, but yes, this fine too. But also, let's be fuckin serious about something here. Science is corrupt. Pay for whatever fuckin result you want. I don't care what "a study" says because I don't trust the source. And...

Study is bullshit Each serving of soda increases your chance by 18%? My chance would be a 9 digit number. Save the continued responses. I literally do not care.

Everything gonna kill ya. Pick your poison.

No, I just mean as a hardcore soda addict for 30+ years, I've got none of those issues or cause for concern. I assume the colon cancer increase would have hit me if it was. My bet is on the super processed foods I've been steadily removing from my diet for about as long

Seems unlikely. Soda is my only vice, totally good.

45. About due for one anyway The reason is I keep getting blockages somewhere in the upper area of my intestines - like from stomach to small intestines. Once every 2-3 years, no matter what I eat or how well I'm doing, just happens outta nowhere. This time was a blockage after a fucking...

Decided a month ago to start cutting weight in prep for the whole colonoscopy thing. Turns out when you're tracking your calories every day and weighing yourself every day you come up with some surprising information. Such as -morning prior to prep 209, morning after prep 207.2. I don't know...

I know that feel.

You just don't get it, you see. Personal experiences don't matter. 63% of guys filled out a survey. That's what matters.

The dude from As I Lay Dying got 6 years, but only served 3.

Severance is severance. Has nothing to do with you having a job elsewhere. And if they that, it just means you're gonna keep getting paychecks for 3 months. Some places do lump sums, some just keep you on the payroll.

Reading the fine print, it's hard to tell if they're gonna charge me or if that's just in there in case they get it and it's obvious I ran over it with a tractor or something. Guess we'll see in a week or so

Man, the one date I had on bumble was a fucking shit show. I swore off that thing immediately. Met some decent gals on OkCupid, but that was quite a few years ago Met my new wife at work, because organically seems to be the best way for that shit to work. If she doesn't look at you instantly...

Good on Bosch. The router is way out of warranty. They sent me a FedEx label and said "send that bitch back and we'll unfuck it."

Man, just can't catch a fucking break. The Bosch router I bought for this (which cost way too fucking much, by the way) started cutting out on me. Some kinda issue with the variable speed knob, near as I can tell. Which is not ideal when you're switching between endmill and surfacing bits...

After drying outside for 3 years, these came out remarkably straight for giving zero shits about grain or the part of wood that it is and just slabbing the whole fucking log. This one is 19x56 and over 2 inches thick rough. Gonna make an excellent coffee table for someone

Think I found my first nightstand tabletop. It's 17"x25" and off by about 1/8" over the length of the piece. But 25" is bigger than I need it to be, so I'm gonna be able to remove that extra bit and it'll be perfect. Ironically, it's one of the pieces the mill completely fucked up and was an...

Negative thoughts is being sad. Depression is absence of feelings.

You're not wrong, but it doesn't stop you from hating yourself for it in quiet moments.

Yeah, that was the sign it was time to go for my dog too. In one weekend, I woke up to a lake of puke, then the next day a lake of shit, then the final day a lake of piss, and it was just obvious that it was time to put something on the schedule. The dog was so ashamed too. She knew she wasn't...

Hopefully not from the ceiling fan!

Yeah well, craftsman doesn't make a track saw. And my job site is my garage 99% of the time.

Kreg $400 - 10% off coupon on their website. Makita $460 on Amazon DeWalt looks like $600 to get cordless - meh. Festool looks like $600-$800 Or there's this Wen one on Amazon for $200 or the kit. I obviously know the DeWalt/Makita names, but I've never heard of any of these brands. I can...

I don't think there's such a thing as an electric generator, by definition. That's just a battery, bro

Wouldn't be for that. Just for getting me a square edge TO rip boards with.