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I don't remember what exact order I did concerts in, but I had been to 4 or 5 or so before I saw Slayer live. I remember thinking "ah, right about here should put me far enough back so I can watch the show without being in the pit" Then Disciple started and the pit opened up around me.

I have 3 disturbed albums. That's when I noticed they're all exactly the same.

That's not true. I think @Furry is around there too.

I feel like that's the only game dentists have going. You get some fat titties rubbing against you for 15 minutes in exchange for them robbing you blind. I'll pass.

Very few classes in FH feel fun. Banner Spear? Assuming you're in a big party and can get allies, sure Boneshaper? Assume you have someone to tank the hits so your skeletons don't instadie? Sure. Geminate? No. Blinkblade - yes. Deathwalker - not really Drifter. Weee! Move 4 attack 4 oh shit I...

20 years ago the dentist I grew up with told me I had cavities in both of my wisdom teeth and because they are only partially erupted, they needed to be pulled. I said "nah dawg, I'm good." I don't understand why I would remove something that is giving me zero problems. Guess who's still got...

Post divorce, life is gonna be like that. There's gonna be things you really enjoyed doing and you'll never do them again. The big thing to remember is that you're gonna have new things that you'll really enjoy and you never got to do them before. Things are gonna be okay. They're not gonna be...

I had my suspicions, but now I have proof First playthrough I stopped a little bit after I had the dock dealer unlocked. I had been making bricks for a few days at that point. 8 mix meth setup at the barn. 4 mix weed setup in the bungalow. My days were spent resupplying both, spending a...

Probably because that faggot hired a bunch of other faggots to crater his own fucking business. See the Kickstarter thread.

Frosthaven isn't fun. I mean - it is, but it isn't. Allow me to elaborate. Frosthaven has multiple mechanics that seem like they're cool, and then slowly turn into a slog or are too cumbersome for the effort. Alchemy, Outpost Phase, crafting, loot deck, challenges, trials, all of it. On top...

Pro tip - You don't need to mix shit. Everyone online bragging about their 12 mix drugs that sell for 2k. Doesn't fucking matter. Each person only has a set amount to spend on drugs And after automating an 8 mix meth mix, what a fucking waste of time

Modding games a week after they come out? Ygwyfd

It's just incredible how the entire post and entire comments section, no one sees the fucking point. Hey, maybe I don't want shit built by slave labor. Maybe I want manufacturing and operations jobs here instead of elsewhere.

The faggotry never ends from this company. Maybe don't consistently fail timelines by years and you wouldn't have this problem. https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/cephalofair/gloomhaven/updates/20854

Weird, I'm subbed to Allegaeon and Greg Burgess on YouTube and heard literally nothing about this. 3 singles out. What the fuck. Worthless algorithm. It's pretty good. Took a few listens to grow on me. Not an instant grab like Proponent or Damnum was for me, but it's a good slow burn. Wake...

Apparently this is a bug, as you can go delete the handler's inventory and they go back to normal. Which I think I'm a little sad about - this should probably be a feature. You're running a criminal empire, you're gonna have some people skimming off you. It probably shouldn't be to the extent of...

The older I get, the better I was!

I mean, i've been accused of such things, but seeing as how it's just normal for me, I don't really think so. However, i have had more than one conversation that went something along the lines of "how do you not know you're huge?" "I dunno, all the porn I watch, I'm basically the same size...

My ex had an IUD for a good chunk of her adult life. It ended up causing severe issues, like super irregular periods (there were months she was bleeding more days than not) and a lot of pain. Replaced it, tried different types, all ended up the same. It seems like a good solution for a good...

Yeah, Mayo's website says it doesn't even require treatment a lot of time. I ain't gonna let it keep me up at night.

I like those adjustable dumbbell things. What I don't get is what makes them so fucking retarded expensive. You can buy 1 inch dumbbell handles for almost nothing, and plates are cheap, I don't get why they're all so fucking ridiculous. I got a pair of 5-25lb ones on clearance from like a Fleet...

Ain't that pancreatic that's terrible and swift?

Doesn't everyone get prostate cancer if they live long enough anyway? And haven't they stopped doing treatment for it because it's not that terrible?

I'm starting to worry I've had some sort of traumatic brain injury. I've lost 300 rating this week and all of my game reviews put me in the "strongly retarded" camp.

The problem we always had was depending on the time of the month, it sits "lower" and can absolutely be "interfered with" if you know what I'm saying. Also, I'm not particularly interested in fishing line rubbing on my dick.

Yeah, my ex had a lot of problems with them, my GF had a lot of problems with them. Snip is the way if you don't want anymore kids anyway. And I say that as a guy who's operation went about as shitty as possible. I'd still do it again.

Just use the fake weights.

I will never forget when I nutted blood afterwards and the doc tells me "oh, I wouldn't worry about that." OUT OF ALL OF MY SYMPTOMS, THATS THE ONE YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT?!?!

Well, he's good enough to taunt the dog. Pretty fucking miraculous recovery for that little bastard. Not a moment too soon, neither. Heard some weird shit outside about midnight last night and went out and there was a cat just hanging out on the back patio. Little guy is losing his...

"life skills" coach, living on "beef eater drive" fucking kids. The AI is laughing at us now.

Oh, you got lucky then. 10 years later, I'm still not the same.

My vasectomy story is in the appropriate thread. Short version - it works well for a lot of guys, but be aware of what you're getting into. Fyi, they do not tell you what you are getting into.

I think it's the fact that you can't see your triceps. I feel the same way...I envy almost all guys, even guys smaller than me for their arm size, but one day I realized that I'm seeing the sides and backs of their arms, and I never get to see that of my own. Every time I look in the mirror, I'm...

I've had the exact same feelings for near as long as I can remember. Us dying is literally the world ending, there's no discernable difference for me. If I'm dead, how would I know any different? I'm not into drugs though, so I haven't bothered with that avenue. Quite frequently though, I...

Day 3 of Flucanozole, and he's up around, and trying to escape every time we open the door. Tried to get under my legs while I was feeding the dog and I pitched him back inside. Now he's all salty, which is his normal state when he's inside during the summer.

GF took him back to the vet yesterday because zero improvement on the antibiotic and anti parasite and minimal improvement on the steroid. They put him on flucanozole, which is an antifungal and supposedly works super well in cats. Makes sense, been super fucking wet this year. Today he's up...

I dunno, this motherfucker somehow survived another day. No idea how. Near as I can tell, he's eaten 2 pieces of kibble in the last few days, because the smell of food makes him start coughing. His breathing sounds like my grandmother's was on her last day on this earth due to emphysema and...

You can use payment processors like Wise. Don't do direct bank transfers. But yeah, when my stash is gone from all my various ulcer issues, probably will stock up from there. Totally worth it.

Now imagine one of those watching over your children Dog was a better mom than that girl's actual mom. Goddamn, I can still hear Zoey cackling fiendishly playing tug with the dog. She found that shit fucking hilarious. Full on belly laughs as she's pulling Zelda around, thinking it's the...