TheBeagle
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Oof, I've been on one of those once. It was not fun. She was cordial enough, but just wanted to talk about politics and shit.
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Sheriff Cad
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I don't think it has anything to do with their politics, they could be MAGA. A woman lawyer is just put through a lot personality-wise and they all end up with a huge chip on their shoulder, worse than normal women, which is already bad. I'd probably avoid women who intentionally choose careers that force them to act masculine - it's a trait that doesn't turn off when they leave the office.
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Sheriff Cad
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I mean yea sure and aside from the fact that they've probably fucked half the department before they gave that up and decided to look outside...
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Haus
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Sneak a collapsible MAGA hat into the bedroom. Put it on while mounted from behind and start yelling "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!" Oh.. and get video.
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Xarpolis
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Fuck & Marry (18 years now) are Nurse. I won't kill her, so maybe Elementary Teacher or a cunty lib lawyer.
moonarchia
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Specializing in ambulance chasing?What if the teacher is a law school professor
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moonarchia
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Young men aren't dating young women, because the result is being stuck with modern young women.
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Kobayashi
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Most of his advice is either super obvious, out of touch, or straight up bad. The flowers are extra tryhard too.
1. Stop doing a hobby you enjoy. Fuck off.
2. Go and get the shittiest haircut possible. Really? Recommending Great Clips?
5/6. Pick up a hobby you don't really enjoy in order to meet people. Yoga seems exceptionally bad too. The ratio might be great, but I highly doubt you're going to look super appealing struggling to hold basic poses while holding in farts.
10. Flowers to the doorstep? Is this the 50s?I'm surprised he also didn't mention to make sure your slacks have a nice, crisp pleat. Past high school, I've never picked up someone from their house on a first date. I'd say most women wouldn't elect to give up that info before a first date.
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You're getting too into the weeds here. He's spelling things out for retards, which most 20-25 year old guys are. Yes, most of them need to be told to get a haircut other than set the clippers to a length and buzz their head. Yes, a good chunk of them need to shower. Yes, they need to stop spending 22 hours a day playing video games, AND they need to go to where the women are. Doesn't need to be yoga, but they need to go where the women are. In case you haven't noticed, ain't no women playing video games.
And then, yes - bitches love flowers. And Trader Joe's has cheap flowers. And no, it's never gonna make sense to you. It's not supposed to. It's not for you, it's for her. She needs to know that you are willing to do shit she likes so that she will do shit for you. That's the tradeoff.
If you don't understand that, then you're not gonna be successful with women. He's not telling you "you gotta do these exact things," he's telling you "well, sitting at home playing video games and not giving a shit about anything else hasn't lined women up at your door, try something else instead."
Are you gonna meet crazies? Sure. But that's part of the process
And then, yes - bitches love flowers. And Trader Joe's has cheap flowers. And no, it's never gonna make sense to you. It's not supposed to. It's not for you, it's for her. She needs to know that you are willing to do shit she likes so that she will do shit for you. That's the tradeoff.
If you don't understand that, then you're not gonna be successful with women. He's not telling you "you gotta do these exact things," he's telling you "well, sitting at home playing video games and not giving a shit about anything else hasn't lined women up at your door, try something else instead."
Are you gonna meet crazies? Sure. But that's part of the process