Ok ok I've given the playoffs more thought...
Round 1:
Bengals > Texans (Game is lost on a Schaub interception to pick 6 in the end zone with the game tied, Kubiak and Schaub fired, Wade takes over with hilarity ensuing... /wave Texans)
Colts > Ravens (Luck throws 5 TD's and 5 INT's but Flacco is Wacco... Ray Lewis retires and finally says what he thinks about Flacco and the Ravens offense all these years with Ed Reed backing him up)
Wilson's D > RG3
GB > Vikings
Round 2:
Pats > Bengals
Broncos > Colts
GB > 49ers
Seahawks > Falcons
Round 3:
Broncos > Pats
Seahawks > GB (McCarthy and Rodgers blow a gasket when the fail Mary beats them at the end of the game yet AGAIN!, Play is unreviewable because McCarthy threw the challenge flag a la Schwartz style, GB does NOT take this one gracefully and a massive brawl ensues with Golden Taint and Russel Wilson getting their asses kicked)
SB:
Broncos romp the Seahawks 52-14
p.s. Broncos win 2 SB's in a row, Peyton Manning retires Elway style.