2013 NFL Playoffs

edko · Jan 31, 2013

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Hopefully Jacoby Jones knee collapses so hard that the sharp end of his shattered femur ends up pinning his own foot to the turf with the weight of his entire upper body.

And also the stupid fuck refs don't let that team of felons and muppets cheat and get practice kicks in ON THE FUCKING FIELD. Those two things should even out the Akers factor some.

I know you have some sort of cash incentive for a 49er win, but you are such a closet Ravens rooter this week. It's ok man, it's ok.

Foggy · Jan 31, 2013

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Hopefully Jacoby Jones knee collapses so hard that the sharp end of his shattered femur ends up pinning his own foot to the turf with the weight of his entire upper body.

And also the stupid fuck refs don't let that team of felons and muppets cheat and get practice kicks in ON THE FUCKING FIELD. Those two things should even out the Akers factor some.

Tucker doesn't even need to practice. Tucker is clutch as fuck.

That means the Ravens have a player that is clutch as fuck, another that is elite as fuck, and Ray Ray playing his last SB. The 49ers are fucked.

Calbiyum · Jan 31, 2013

sebur_sl said:
I forgot which channel (I was at work) but one of those retards was saying something about Flacco saying he will be seeking a Bree's size contract. Is he out is fucking mind? What made it worse is they then proceeded to compare and say how Flacco is similiar to Bree's...at which point I left the break room.

Fucking dumb

Chanur · Jan 31, 2013

The only way this will be a happy Superbowl for me is if Ray tackles Kaeperbro and some how kills them both. Then Smith comes in and wins the game.

Famm · Jan 31, 2013

Kaep is going to get Pollarded or Ngata'ed early and Smith will come on and lose the game in spectacular fashion, also losing all his bargaining power for next season. Also Crabtree will drop like 10 balls, thereby completing the cursed high draft pick duo's reign of terror over bay area football fans.

Disp_sl · Jan 31, 2013

I think we all know Kaeperbro can not be stopped. All aboard, bitches!

Kirun · Jan 31, 2013

Disp_sl said:
I think we all know Kaeperbro can not be stopped. All aboard, bitches!

Choo! Choo!

Famm · Jan 31, 2013

Yeah I can't wait.

Jozu · Jan 31, 2013

Kaeperbro is destined to win the Super Bowl. Its Tom Brady all over again. Ray Lewis gonna cry after the game and then go fuck a deer.

Disp_sl · Jan 31, 2013

Well yeah, Ray's been fake crying around the clock for weeks. He's probably crying right now. Why would he stop before the cameras are off him?

Bubbles · Feb 1, 2013

if Ravens win when I feel bad for Flacco because all we would ever hear is how Ray won the game by doing this and that. Obviously from Ray himself.

Famm · Feb 1, 2013

Bubbles_sl said:
if Ravens win when I feel bad for Flacco because all we would ever hear is how Ray won the game by doing this and that. Obviously from Ray himself.

Ray's been giving Flacco all the credit the entire playoffs. I understand people hating Ray Lewis but now you're just making shit up. He's never said anything about the wins being all him, he constantly says team team team.

Grimmlokk · Feb 1, 2013

Famm_sl said:
Ray's been giving Flacco all the credit the entire playoffs. I understand people hating Ray Lewis but now you're just making shit up. He's never said anything about the wins being all him, he constantly says team team team.

Except when he says he used his magic God hands to make him God the ball in to Smith's hands to beat the Broncos. Because God.

I can only tell you what I shared with (Joe Flacco)... I just told him God told me to come just do what I was supposed to do. And I just came and put my hands on (Flacco) and I just told him to go do what you do. And for that ball to drop into (Jones') hands with thirty seconds left, how else can you draw that up?

Fuck Ray Lewis. I hope a second Katrina happens right at kick off just to ruin his day.

Daezuel · Feb 1, 2013

Oh god I had a dream the Niners won on a last minute Kaeperbro scramble then Flacco flacco'd to end the game. DREAD.

Burnem Wizfyre · Feb 1, 2013

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/story/0...per-bowl-xlvii

Before I clicked the link I thought they were clowning on Eli Manning

Disp_sl · Feb 1, 2013

Araysar · Feb 1, 2013

i hope ray lewis loses and god gives all his kids cancer

Pigbenis · Feb 1, 2013

Duppin_sl · Feb 1, 2013

Araysar_sl said:
i hope ray lewis loses and god gives all his kids cancer

You mean his six children with four different women, none of whom he is married to, right?

Jozu · Feb 1, 2013

Does Baltimore lose just because Ray Lewis has bad karma? Or would they have lost the first time if that was the case?

Hard to say. All I know is I want to see Patrick Willis win MVP and get a ring. Dude is a straight monster and also a stand-up guy who never takes credit and is the team leader. Him yelling to Bowman "WERE GOIN TO THE SUPERBOWL!" after the Falcons game was awesome to watch. He was so upset after losing the championship game to the Giants last year, so them getting to the big dance is fitting and fulfilling. Now they just gotta win.

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