2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

Sigh, that was embarrassing. We didn't even try. They keep giving Cogliano a healthy scratch so Kiviranta can stay in but I'm thinking they need to scratch Seguin. He's done fuck all during the playoffs, a goal here a few assists there but nothing like he should be doing for money he makes. And our Captain came out hard last night but tonight he looked completely disengaged. The stupid penalties don't do us any favors, either. Yeah, just like with the Avs, Vegas isn't getting called on like a third of the crap they pull but we know we will get that call almost every time so we have to be disciplined.

Aww he's not ugly, just Russian. Ok, yeah he's not an attractive man but on the VGK side Stone is also pretty damn ugly. And I don't care what Rads looks like as long as he keeps scoring and stops taking dumbass penalties.

Oh man I don't know how to feel. Stars are 1 game away from Stanley Cup Final for first time in 20 years. We played like crap through the first and a big chunk of the 2nd too. Dobby is killing it, though. Who knew when we lost like our first 8 out of 10 games to start the season we would be here. I think I am in shock mostly.

Also, Dobby is trending on Twitter lol!

Everyone said we had no chance against Calgary. Then they said Colorado was out of our league. Finally they said Vegas was cup favorite and that we had no business being in the WCF at all. It was rough in places but we fucking proved them all wrong. We just need to do the same to Tampa.

We're going to the Stanley Cup Final baby asdgghjkl!!! My knees actually gave out on me I was in such shock. Go Stars!!! I wish I could be there I would be so ecstatic.