2021 AssHat Voting Round 4

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
<Charitable Administrator>
10,502
54,145
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - Tarisk is kind of an asshat, but how did he manage to get this far? Macho Ma'am takes this one easily.

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - Gavinmad Gavinmad isn't really much of an asshat at all, it was only a joke nom. I had no idea you would make it this far, and I honestly thought I would advance here not you. If it's any consolation, you're now about to be squished by the Godzilla of asshats.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - Only because Sanrith wants it too bad. On pure behavior outside of the Stonkhouse, he's earned it. You can't appear to want it though, it gives away the game. Maybe next year!

Xequecal vs. Foler - In a perhaps stunning upset, Foler takes this IMO. Plus, Foler will HATE having to wear this avatar for the allotted time. Such blows to a foolish faux-narcissist's ego are hard to bear and watching him squirm under the weight of this 'victory' will be /chef's kiss. Whereas Xeq would go on like nothing happened, just like in years past.

If Foler actually had a Pista, someone ninja-ing into his estate(trailerpark) and guerilla slapping an FoH Asshat bumper sticker on his Pista('12 Prius) and then posting the pic to Screenshots would win the internet. It's head canon like this that makes Foler the Asshat we deserve!
 
  • 4Like
  • 2Worf
Reactions: 5 users

Blazin

Creative Title
<Nazi Janitors>
6,395
33,549
Tarisk vs. Vanessa (Guy is a binger)

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi (Another binger)

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes (garbage)

Xequecal vs. Foler (Previous winners should be excluded)
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Harrow
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 2 users

Tmac

Adventurer
<Gold Donor>
9,319
15,820
We should give @Xequecal a lifetime asshat achievement award and take him out of the brackets for ever. He is the Micheal Jordan of American Hating Faggot Commie Pedophiles and pretty much the only person who could save Folder who is a total Mike Pence.

This.

Including Xequecal in an annual contest isn't fair to the other AssHats.
 
  • 1Harrow
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 1 users

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
<Charitable Administrator>
10,502
54,145
This.

Including Xequecal in an annual contest isn't fair to the other AssHats.
Hmmm, so calling someone an Asshat is no big deal, but calling them a Xequecal is a major insult?

Story checks out.
 
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 user

Hosix

All labs matter!
4,737
6,642
Tarisk vs. Vanessa, this was earned by shitting up the quote thread.

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi, carbs master and the dog penis thing.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes, just because.

Xequecal vs. Foler, this was the most difficult choice. Folgers contributes to several threads I read. Xeq just does the opposite.
 
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 user

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
71,677
212,895
Tarisk vs. Vanessa neg botting faggot

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi you got the moves to go all the way.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes neg botting faggot 2.0

Xequecal vs. Foler america hating commie pedophile loser
 
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 user

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
25,538
12,024
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - tarisk doesn't belong in this competition. I can't fathom how thin your skin has to be to get triggered by a reactionbot. Cthonic might be partyl to blame for this because his constant pozloads made us all feel warm and fuzzy in the early days of this iteration of the board. But you people need to get your shit together and ignore the neggers.

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - It's all been said, but not enough. Sloppy seconds from a dog. Snorted coke off a dick and still doesn't think he's gay. Thinks his professional doms are actually in love with him.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - It's like getting to vote for folger twice.

Xequecal vs. Foler - It's like getting to vote for sanrith twice.
 
  • 3Worf
  • 2Like
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 5 users

jayrebb

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
13,921
13,772
Tarisk vs. Vanessa

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi

Mudcrush Durtfeet
vs. Sanrith Descartes

Xequecal
vs. Foler
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 users

Pemulis

Not Woke
<Bronze Donator>
3,264
9,053
now it's getting interesting

Tarisk vs. Vanessa - if Narcissus was a bass player with bolt-on tits and an itty bitty weenie (and a pharmakos advocate to boot - /puke)

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - ugh, this guy is terrible and not sure what he has in common with anyone else on this forum. whenever he shows up in a thread it sucks doggy dick

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - although he'd wear the award with pride like a dried load on his chin, he's not going to win the next round anyway

Xequecal vs. Foler - definite finalist. his tired act is exhausted and was never that amusing to begin with
 
  • 3Like
  • 1Worf
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 6 users

stupidmonkey

Not Smrt
<Gold Donor>
1,697
3,660
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - doesn't necessarily deserve it but I feel he won't be posting 57 pages of BS in multiple threads

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - Gav is cool

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - you and Filer should fuck and get it over with. Also my phone is now autocorrecting to filer instead of folder. That's neat.

Xequecal vs. Foler - What LLR said.
 
  • 1Harrow
  • 1Like
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 2 users

Kirun

Buzzfeed Editor
<Gold Donor>
18,685
34,806
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - I don't even know who this dude is, but the last thing Vanessa needs is more attention. He needs to just listen to some Nirvana instead.

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - He's apparently half-Skaven aka gutter trash. Also, he sucks off Cocker Spaniels in his spare time. Degenerate.

Mudcrush Durtfeet
vs. Sanrith Descartes - Total fucking loser who still pretends he's a fat, tub of shit in a 22 year old video game. In a very obvious form of projection, he's also a fat tub of shit IRL.

Xequecal vs. Foler - Overall swell guy and worth a BOATLOAD of money. It sounds like his Pista is a real piece of shit though. Should've sold that hunk of trash and sprang for the Aventador SVJ like myself.
 
  • 7Worf
  • 1Edgelord
Reactions: 7 users

chthonic-anemos

bitchute.com/video/EvyOjOORbg5l/
8,606
27,250
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - Don't vote for bots.

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi -

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - Don't vote for bots.

Xequecal vs. Foler -
 
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 users

Kaines

Potato Supreme
16,853
45,918
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - He won't win, I know. But people on my ignore list always get a vote.

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - See above.

Mudcrush Durtfeet
vs. Sanrith Descartes -
1637177289884.png


Xequecal vs. Foler - Your future winner. Calling it now.
 
  • 1Quality Calories
  • 1Like
  • 1Seriously?
Reactions: 4 users

Denamian

Night Janitor
<Nazi Janitors>
7,182
18,957
Tarisk vs. Vanessa -
jlawok6.gif


Gavinmad vs. Ossoi -
vomit1.png


Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes -
bin_empty.png


Xequecal vs. Foler -
tiresome1.gif
 
  • 4Like
  • 3Quality Calories
  • 1Double Worf
Reactions: 8 users

Dandai

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
5,907
4,483
Tarisk vs. Vanessa - shrug

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - asshat will go along with his assless chaps

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - I'm hedging my bets that this rping ogre will finally get the award he's earned

Xequecal vs. Foler - no contest
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 users

Lendarios

Trump's Staff
<Gold Donor>
19,360
-17,424
Tarisk vs. Vanessa -

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi -

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes -

Xequecal vs. Foler -
 
  • 1Potato
  • 1Harrow
  • 1Moron
Reactions: 2 users

Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole
2,354
3,142
Tarisk vs. Vanessa

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi

Mudcrush Durtfeet
vs. Sanrith Descartes

Xequecal vs. Foler
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Harrow
Reactions: 1 users

Edaw

Parody
<Gold Donor>
12,281
77,732
Tarisk vs. Vanessa

Gavinmad vs. Ossoi

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes

Xequecal vs. Foler

Voted straight D(icks)

It's a joke!
 
  • 1Worf
  • 1Rimshot
Reactions: 1 users