Alex
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Massively high valuation automatically makes them not worst. Detroit Lions and Sacramento Kings are definitely worse sports franchises. Oakland A's are on a pretty terrible path right now too.
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Massively high valuation automatically makes them not worst. Detroit Lions and Sacramento Kings are definitely worse sports franchises. Oakland A's are on a pretty terrible path right now too.
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3 franchises with no real history of success - it's not as if they were beacons in their respective leagues until new ownership tanked the brand/team. The Lions were only reasonably good for a small window because of one superlative player (success in the 40's doesn't count), the A's through very creative back office work and the Kings haven't been worth anything since Peja. Dallas, on the other hand (despite not winning a SB since I was a 13 year old child) is still second in the league in Super Bowl wins at 5 - like anything in life, your expectation sets your level of disappointment and is the barometer for the measure of success - and a guy in charge of the most valuable company in the world hasn't produced results for his shareholders (fans) for 3 decades, despite having the most recognizable brand in sport. He's an abject failure, frankly and the comparison to 3 shit box franchises is completely disingenuous.
The only team I can think of off the top of my head who "should be good" (based on revenue, success, fanbase, insert other relevant metric here) is probably the Knicks, who yeah, may be a worse run franchise than the Cowboys. God bless them. But at least they got Linsanity
The only team I can think of off the top of my head who "should be good" (based on revenue, success, fanbase, insert other relevant metric here) is probably the Knicks, who yeah, may be a worse run franchise than the Cowboys. God bless them. But at least they got Linsanity
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Brahma
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You're just arbitrarily making up criteria so that only Dallas fits your tortured definition. The idea that the Cowboys are somehow run worse than either the Lions or the Jets is laughable. The Lions haven't even been to a Super Bowl and the Jets have been to one, 54 years ago. The Lions squandered the career of one of the best running backs to ever play the game and the franchise passing leader for the Jets retired in 1977 with only 17k yards. Meanwhile as you yourself pointed out, the Cowboys have FIVE Super Bowl wins under their belt, including a very dominant early 90s dynasty that came together almost immediately after Jerry bought the franchise.
The only thing the Cowboys are in contention for when it comes to the worst in all of professional sports is how unbearable their fans are.
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Vanderhoof
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When the going gets tough, Cowboys fans know you gotta hitch up your jorts, take your sunglasses off the back of your head and put them on, lace up your high tops and get going.
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Hoss
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It's never worked for losers like you because losers won't try. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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So you realized you're a retard and that has never worked. I think the Bucs tried it like 10 years ago it did nothing.
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Not even close. I've went to a Tatooine Eagles game. That place is a hive of scum and villainy. Fuck those fans.
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Please do it Jerry. I'll laugh so hard when the rust is so bad his leg breaks off first hit.
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Jozu
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There is a video going around that shows Trey Lance getting sacked in the Bears game, where McGlinchey whiffs on a block allowing the defender to get home on Lance. He was whirled around like a kid on a playground and slammed into the ground. McGlinchey literally jogged away immediately, didnt even look at Lance, no offer to help him up, and Trent Williams kind of just walks by him as well.
Now people are saying that there are players in the locker room who dont believe Lance should be starting over Jimmy, and are using the video as evidence guys are openly showing disdain by doing shit like not helping him up after you let him get rag dolled. Its crazy because none of this is Lance's fault. He was drafted and didnt play as a rookie, and is now under a massive amount of pressure and expectations. Fucking John Middlekauf went on his pod with Haberman and literally said that Lance NEEDS to have at least a couple passing touchdowns and at least one running. In fact he said he should create at least FOUR touchdowns, contributing to a drive that ends in a rushing TD on top of being responsible for 3 of his own.
LOL. Get the fuck out of here. This is the same guy saying Lance is going to be good like a week ago. Its so crazy, the kid needs some time to play for fucks sake. Trevor Lawrence can stink it up for a season plus and no one bats an eyelash. Its wild.
Now people are saying that there are players in the locker room who dont believe Lance should be starting over Jimmy, and are using the video as evidence guys are openly showing disdain by doing shit like not helping him up after you let him get rag dolled. Its crazy because none of this is Lance's fault. He was drafted and didnt play as a rookie, and is now under a massive amount of pressure and expectations. Fucking John Middlekauf went on his pod with Haberman and literally said that Lance NEEDS to have at least a couple passing touchdowns and at least one running. In fact he said he should create at least FOUR touchdowns, contributing to a drive that ends in a rushing TD on top of being responsible for 3 of his own.
LOL. Get the fuck out of here. This is the same guy saying Lance is going to be good like a week ago. Its so crazy, the kid needs some time to play for fucks sake. Trevor Lawrence can stink it up for a season plus and no one bats an eyelash. Its wild.
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If Lance throws a couple of TDs next week and they beat the Seahawks these guys will be talking about him being an MVP candidate. The dipshits that have to write 10 blog posts a day need something to talk about but I seriously doubt that the guys in the locker room are that childish.
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