2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

Don't know what you guys are on about, Dallas this, 9ers that. We all know the true champs are showing up in the NFC finals led by Baker Big Dick Mayfield.

Denamian said:

I'm sure Breakdown can help you with coping strategies for that.

Click to expand...

I spent my childhood watching four straight losses in the SB then my teens and adulthood in a 17 year playoff drought.


The only solution is becoming a severe alcoholic

Oh yeah let’s not forget watching my Dad cry when his childhood hero was on trial for murdering his wife and a waiter

Still 2000 yards in 14 games I mean come on

Breakdown said:

Oh yeah let’s not forget watching my Dad cry when his childhood hero was on trial for murdering his wife and a waiter

Still 2000 yards in 14 games I mean come on

Click to expand...

on 6 yards per carry too!

Burnem Wizfyre said:

As sure as I am that the Cowboys will lose in the Divisional round of the playoffs, Philadelphia is one and done in the playoffs this year.

Willing to bet a lifetime ban bet from Gravy’s Sports Stadium that Philadelphia isn’t one and done? Want a shot to avenge your previous bet against me that Carson Wentz is better than Dak Prescott?

Click to expand...

Someone had too much eggnog

Convo said:

Someone had too much eggnog

Click to expand...

Nope your garbage team is one and done in the playoffs.

Convo said:

Click to expand...

Ambiturner said:

They bench Purdy because they finally realized he's a shitty no-talent fraud?

Click to expand...

Cowboys fans in glass houses...

Well we settled the argument of who would win the Race Bowl. Niners even had the white RB cheat code.

Alex said:

Well we settled the argument of who would win the Race Bowl. Niners even had the white RB cheat code.

View attachment 505938

Click to expand...

Always fun to see Lamar put up more meaningless stats on his way to another 0-1 post-season, assuming he even shows up.

zzeris said:

Was it sobbing in the bathtub with a bottle of Jack or just some tears with "fuck that bitch!"? Because that second one is totally normal.

Click to expand...

The dude never showed any emotion my whole life other than those days. He started out let down and took his autographed jersey off the wall. Didn’t cry at his own mothers funeral but shed a tear when OJ got arrested and I think his big saying was “why would he do this he had the whole world in his hands”

He watched the trial ever day and by the middle was convinced he was framed but by the end was back to “ah shit he killed that whore”

He was a hippie boomer, I doubt anything ever let him down before that.

Breakdown said:

The dude never showed any emotion my whole life other than those days. He started out let down and took his autographed jersey off the wall. Didn’t cry at his own mothers funeral but shed a tear when OJ got arrested and I think his big saying was “why would he do this he had the whole world in his hands”

He watched the trial ever day and by the middle was convinced he was framed but by the end was back to “ah shit he killed that whore”

He was a hippie boomer, I doubt anything ever let him down before that.

Click to expand...

That's sad that he was only capable of emotion for that of all things.

DickTrickle said:

That's sad that he was only capable of emotion for that of all things.

Click to expand...

His dad was a fucking maniac after he came home from the pacific. This isnt uncommon in boomers, they were all raised by WW2 vets with PTSD and no one knew what that was back then . Grandpa never said a word to us about the war, just that he joined and shipped out after the war started and was in Okinawa at the end. Drank a bottle of Jim beam a day until he died in 2013. I got married 5 miles from his house and he didnt come. He never said a word to me directly until the last time I saw him when he asked my dad for all his grandkids to visit him just before he died. And that day all we did was drink beer in his breezeway and make small talk about the weather. He did have my boot camp picture in his den, the only picture of any of his 11 grandkids. Those old fucks raised an entitled generation of emotionally stunted hippie losers like my dad.

Despite all that, I still blame the Bills for my own mental health issues above all else. Thats how fucking shitty it is to root for this demon franchise LOL

I spent an entire paycheck on premium box seats for a 2009 Bills vs Brown game that ended 6-3 and the browns won with Derek Anderson at QB going 2-17 through the air.

That was a more traumatic day that any War Crimes my Grandpa probably took part in.