2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

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The Brown's innovative 5 QB offense is going to take the league by storm! Only one forward pass is allowed? Guess what! Unlimited backward passes. How will that work? As they say, sometimes there is addition by subtraction. Mull that over with a few beers...
 

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I wonder if he even would have agreed to play for the Browns if he'd been a first round pick or if going third? round made him realize he better be grateful to get drafted at all.
 
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Watson may never see the field again for the Browns, and Flacco's falling off the QB cliff. Unless you're pinning all your hopes on Kenny Pickett, they can't afford anyone else and might as well go in bulk with the rookies.
 
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Gavinmad

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Right after the Chiefs are forced to trade for him because Mahomes is out for the year.
Mahomes suffers season ender, Chiefs win Super Bowl anyway.

Not sure if I can imagine a worse emotional roller coaster.
 
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Mahomes suffers season ender, Chiefs win Super Bowl anyway.

Not sure if I can imagine a worse emotional roller coaster.

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I actually agree with Steven A, it is Kaepernick-like. Both cases you have a me-first player of questionable talent that will bring along a giant media circus and a bunch of teams noping out of that bullshit. Where I differ - I really don't think there's any collusion going on in either case, it's just a scenario of teams recognizing the juice isn't worth the squeeze. If Sanders was a no-doubt top tier prospect, he's drafted first round even with all the baggage. Reality is, he looked kind of shaky in one of the shittiest conferences and his biggest knock is probably the biggest red flag of all - he holds on to the ball too damn long.

The Browns are one of the only teams dumb enough to step on these rakes consistently - Johnny Football, Watson, now this. They were very close to biting on Kaepernick too - they just ended up going for a washed up RGIII instead. The 5th round isn't that bad at least - except for the whole drafting a QB in the 3rd already. If the plan all along is to go Sanders, might not be a bad idea to upgrade the supporting cast.
 
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Gavinmad

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YT recced this to me. I vaguely remember hearing about bits and pieces of this but I had no idea the kid was such a fucking retarded trainwreck.

 

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Grade your teams draft?

I give the Pats a B+.

NO idea why they snagged a running back in the second we have...OK backs already.

BUUUUUT goddamn I never heard of Kyle Williams until he hit the Pats. Dude looks fuckin awesome! Everything I read says he has the dropsies every now and then and a 4.4 40, which dropped his stock. But everything I seen of this dude pulls away from everyone. I HOPE this dude pans out. I think he will be a star! (PLEASE be a star)

And Campbell. This dudes arms are what, half an inch too short or some shit. Mofo arms looks fine to me on those pancakes. I'm cool with this pick.

Aaaaand a fuckin safety? Why?
 

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Packers: B+

The general consensus at the end of the season was the Packers needed a real legitimate #1 WR, and Golden gives us that while also giving us the room to not burn through our 2026+ salary resigning at market prices all the WRs whose rookie deals are about to expire (cough*Watson*cough).

Beyond that, having to (expensively) sign Aaron Banks in the offseason proved the O Line cupboards were bare, so the second round pick makes sense. Restocking the D-line also made sense.

My biggest concern is we didn't get enough CB fills; we have to both hope Jaire Alexander stays in one piece and will likely be watching the CB roster cuts from other teams during the pre-season.
 

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God I hate the off season. I don't want to tell Google News not to show me news stories about my team but this time of year it's just non-stop garbage articles with people who know nothing randomly speculating about the draft and free agency and contract negotiations and writing bullshit click-bait headlines that sound like something has happened for terrible articles with absolutely zero content.