2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers
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Urlithani
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Theres so much to unpack here, but I'll just summarize it from the perspective of a Miami fan:
1. "The rest of the season is just bonus" literally beating another bottom dwelling division rival is as high as your expectations go? Actually, that may be too high for a Jets fan.
2. You are a Jets fan and are too stupid to emotionally detach yourself from this train wreck of a team and its performance, even though you KNEW they were going to be dog shit this year.
3. Getting McDaniel fired would be doing Miami a favor, so thanks?
4. I haven't even noticed McDaniel wears different glasses every week and I'm a Dolphins fan. Is that actually a thing or part of some weird gay fantasy you have?
4a. Even if it's not a gay fantasy, what's up with fixating on someone with a net worth of millions of dollars having multiple pairs of different glasses? Rich people have options and extensive fashion choices. News at 11!
5. "I'm not even entertaining a possibility of Jets losing to that smegma stain of a team." Did you even forget which team youre a fan of? Have you learned nothing from
Regime
and the art of the reverse jinx? You are just setting yourself up again to dig to a new low that's even lower than the lowest you've ever thought possible.6. You've been in the unique position of getting plenty of head coaches in the division fired lots of times: your own. So really, I don't see what makes this special.
7. If you're one of the few Jets fans that can actually understand this order of letters that form a written language, I congratulate you. Please continue to comprehend that no retort you offer to this post will suffice to rustle my jimmies in any way because my team sucks too, and I have the intellectual capacity to rationalize emotionally disconnecting until they are better (which is probably never). Also your memes and posts were terrible the last time I looked a couple of years ago. If they are any indication of what you may write in response, I'm not worried.
8. You should up your game and consider a loftier goal: upsetting another team late in the season to screw up tiebreakers for Buffalo, forcing them to go on the road after their one home playoff game. Please have some dignity.
9. When Miami sinks beneath the waves in a few decades it will still be more appealing than New York. Or East Rutherford where your team plays. At least we have nice beaches and girls in swimsuits. The drug lords also smuggle so many drugs through here, when a gang robs my house and holds my family at gunpoint, they dont even bother taking my drugs because they're so plentiful. I hope you brag about your bagels and pizza as if that's some sort of comparison to the drug induced euphoria the typical Miami citizen has access to.
10. Your team is fucked up in a sad way. My team is fucked up in a hilarious way. The NFL is an entertainment business and that makes the Dolphins superior to the Jets. Even Chargers fans like
Denamian
and
Chanur
Can laugh at Miami's misfortune. Laughing at Miami is like watching a person with slightly below average intelligence fumble and screw up simple things. Nobody laughs at the Jets because they are Full Retard, and that's why you are never supposed to go Full Retard.Don't take it personal Bubbles. I still like all my FOH bros, but you are a Jets fan, so you kind of deserve this.
Also, this really has nothing to do with football. I'm taking this out on you because a former client is mad at ME because they went with a cheaper competitor, and the cheap materials are failing after only two years. And they want to pay me to fix it, but to do it cheap using cheap materials again. This is the type of idiot thinking you'd get from Jets fans, so here I am.
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Gavinmad
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Is it January? No? Then he ain't proving shit.
zzeris
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Theres so much to unpack here, but I'll just summarize it from the perspective of a Miami fan:
1. "The rest of the season is just bonus" literally beating another bottom dwelling division rival is as high as your expectations go? Actually, that may be too high for a Jets fan.
2. You are a Jets fan and are too stupid to emotionally detach yourself from this train wreck of a team and its performance, even though you KNEW they were going to be dog shit this year.
3. Getting McDaniel fired would be doing Miami a favor, so thanks?
4. I haven't even noticed McDaniel wears different glasses every week and I'm a Dolphins fan. Is that actually a thing or part of some weird gay fantasy you have?
4a. Even if it's not a gay fantasy, what's up with fixating on someone with a net worth of millions of dollars having multiple pairs of different glasses? Rich people have options and extensive fashion choices. News at 11!
5. "I'm not even entertaining a possibility of Jets losing to that smegma stain of a team." Did you even forget which team youre a fan of? Have you learned nothing from
6. You've been in the unique position of getting plenty of head coaches in the division fired lots of times: your own. So really, I don't see what makes this special.
7. If you're one of the few Jets fans that can actually understand this order of letters that form a written language, I congratulate you. Please continue to comprehend that no retort you offer to this post will suffice to rustle my jimmies in any way because my team sucks too, and I have the intellectual capacity to rationalize emotionally disconnecting until they are better (which is probably never). Also your memes and posts were terrible the last time I looked a couple of years ago. If they are any indication of what you may write in response, I'm not worried.
8. You should up your game and consider a loftier goal: upsetting another team late in the season to screw up tiebreakers for Buffalo, forcing them to go on the road after their one home playoff game. Please have some dignity.
9. When Miami sinks beneath the waves in a few decades it will still be more appealing than New York. Or East Rutherford where your team plays. At least we have nice beaches and girls in swimsuits. The drug lords also smuggle so many drugs through here, when a gang robs my house and holds my family at gunpoint, they dont even bother taking my drugs because they're so plentiful. I hope you brag about your bagels and pizza as if that's some sort of comparison to the drug induced euphoria the typical Miami citizen has access to.
10. Your team is fucked up in a sad way. My team is fucked up in a hilarious way. The NFL is an entertainment business and that makes the Dolphins superior to the Jets. Even Chargers fans like
Don't take it personal Bubbles. I still like all my FOH bros, but you are a Jets fan, so you kind of deserve this.
Also, this really has nothing to do with football. I'm taking this out on you because a former client is mad at ME because they went with a cheaper competitor, and the cheap materials are failing after only two years. And they want to pay me to fix it, but to do it cheap using cheap materials again. This is the type of idiot thinking you'd get from Jets fans, so here I am.
Bro, this post is better than anything I've seen from the Dolphins in almost two years. Thanks!
Daezuel
, nothing pisses me off more. You make millions of dollars to do simple things. Like crossing the goal line before doing your usual sub 75 IQ idiocy. And they can't even do that. Like that Mayfield to Egbuka TD pass. Just run it in retard. It's not difficult.
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