2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

Urlithani

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It was 3-0 a hour or so ago. I come back to this? WTF
I agree. I was leveling my Javazon on PD2 and I got a Magnus' skin, Titan's Revenge, and then a Razortail dropped in Hell Tristram.

I have 100% pierce at level 71 and I didnt think the night could get any better, but then I saw that Miami scored 9 points in under 40 degree weather. I am just awestruck my team is actually able to play in the cold.

EDIT: OH MY GOD 15 POINTS BELOW FREEZING CALL A DOCTOR CUZ THIS ERECTION IS GONNA LAST MORE THAN 4 HOURS.

Okay but seriously Tua is done. I hope they find a way to move him off the team next year.
 
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Tua has a right around $100M dead cap hit if released next year - I don't think the Dolphins want him gone enough to even do that as a June 1st cut.

I do expect them to draft another QB, though I am sure the 'wins' they've had recently will keep them out of being able to draft any real QB contenders.
 

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Packers lost Micah for probably at least a quarter of next season, and arguably their biggest play WR, and reinjured one of their Oline, and looked completely non-competitive once those injuries occurred.

I don't even know if the Packers get a wildcard, and even if they do, will get bounced the first week. Congrats Lions on a second chance?

Edit: But yes, the Chiefs should burn all those hanging contracts (e.g. Kelce) and commit to sucking next year.
They are going to be potatoes until they get a real HC. ML always looks like he just shit his diapers. Not a good look for a HC.
 

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LOL. Dude seriously imploded this year.


He fired his off season coach this last year, and its pretty apparent he shouldn't have. His footwork went to shit.

When you're not big enough, dont have a big arm, arent athletic, you cant really take offseason breaks, but he got his 53m a year.



Time to win with Quinn!
 
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He fired his off season coach this last year, and its pretty apparent he shouldn't have. His footwork went to shit.

When you're not big enough, dont have a big arm, arent athletic, you cant really take offseason breaks, but he got his 53m a year.



Time to win with Quinn!


Quinn Ewers sounds like a randomly generated name for a Karana worshipping Human Ranger starting out in Surefall Glades.
 
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damn, Tua is gonna be #3 behind Zach Wilson. Bubble wrapping him up to pass a physical