2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

Izo

Izo

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Y'all need to go VOTE.
 
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BoozeCube

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Tasty The Treat said:
Rare footage of the average FOH user:
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You are doing some damn fine campaign work and I am sure it will help you advance a round or two, I hate to disappoint but Wormysar has this shit on lockdown. Now if you can keep this up for 2026 you do have a chance.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Archival footage of a miscer getting some personal care by a kindly immigrant. Colorized.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Vuuxo said:
Not sure about other vodkas (vodka is my go to) but Crystal Head when chilled in the freezer goes down like ice water. Just saying 😂
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Vodka was my jam too. This was what we used to make when we went clubbing back in the day:

  • (2) frozen concentrated Orange juices , let them melt completely
  • (1) 5th of Vodka (I was always partial to red label Smirnoff) also been a while since my drinking days they may call it something besides a 5th now. It's the size between a pint bottle and a half gallon
  • (1) 2 liter bottle (old soda bottles work well)
  • (1) funnel

Put funnel in 2 liter bottle , pour both FCOJ in bottle, add the vodka. Pour water to the top of the bottle (water is important as the vodka cannot break down the concentrated OJ)
Mix thoroughly. Good drink for girls who don't like the taste of Vodka, if you make this keep in mind there is a lot of vodka.
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Is it just me, or is this Asshat contest been boring? Where's the drama? Where's the tension? Where are the voters who want to take me up on my campaign promise?
 
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Vuuxo

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wellijustdontknow said:
Is it just me, or is this Asshat contest been boring? Where's the drama? Where's the tension? Where are the voters who want to take me up on my campaign promise?
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You're 20 years too late. Unless you can bring Sam Da Man, Millie or Vanessa level drama, we don't fucking care anymore 😂
 
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