2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

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I am abstaining from voting in protest of the ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people.

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Lightning Lord Rule

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This thread is so we can really get into the spirit of the yearly asshat contest and keep the voting threads easier to manage.

And lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is a dirty chookshagger who should be beaten with a sjambok about the head and shoulders.
 
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Reminder there is no campaigning for asshat in the voting thread. Stick to voting only here. Make whatever comments you like regarding the posters you are voting for in your vote post.

No other commentary or shitposting here, votes only.
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Maybe Im missing it, but why is Nirgon not nominated? Hands down the biggest asshat this year. Just because he's going to do the fake, "peace out guys" one week before doesnt mean he shouldnt still be in it.
 
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Maybe Im missing it, but why is Nirgon not nominated? Hands down the biggest asshat this year. Just because he's going to do the fake, "peace out guys" one week before doesnt mean he shouldnt still be in it.
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Hey fucktard, learn how to read a bracket. Like me, nirgon just got a first round bye.

See below

lurkingdirk said:
Okay wankers, here's the deal. Below is the bracket. Don't complain, I simply don't care. A greater power has made the brackets for us. So suck it up and play nice.

Remember, vote once, follow the rules as dictated below, and let's figure out who this year's AssHat is!

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The Bracket:

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RULES TO VOTE:

Copy/pasta the second post in this thread. UNDERLINE the person for whom you are voting. Vote once. Give reasons for your votes.

Reminder, no campaigning in the voting threads, no matter how naturally it comes to you.

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