TomServo vs. Goatface - No beef with either; coinflip.
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Sic semper tyrannis.
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - B A L D avatar. Also always vote for miscers; it's always morally correct.
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - I just don't like the name.
Vuuxo vs
Blazin - Always vote for amod; it's always morally correct.
Gavinmad vs.
SeanDoe1z1 - Coinflip
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Just providing some hugs.
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - Coinflip
Sid Farkus vs.
gwg77 - Coinflip
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Coinflip
stupidmonkey vs.
Indyocracy - Coinflip
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - Coinflip
Lurkingdirk vs.
Abigailicious - Coinflip
Cad vs. Quevy - Always vote for amods; it's always morally correct.
Talos vs.
Gravel - Yes, we all know we're doomed and everything sucks. Booze but plays drums. Stop shitting up the politics thread with double/triple posts and learn to multiquote.
Music for Fish vs.
brikker - 
Tarrant vs.
Daezuel - Coinflip
Furry vs.
Tasty the Treat - Difficult, but Furry's been marginally better this year (low bar), and Tasty's crashout is fresh in my mind.
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Always vote for miscers; it's always morally correct. Also, Koush is about the last person on this board who comes to my mind on the asshat scale.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - Always vote for amod; it's always morally correct.