2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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I'm nominating you again for not using the proper meme for this.
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Siliconemelons

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TomServo vs. Goatface - No beef with either; coinflip.
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Sic semper tyrannis.
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - B A L D avatar. Also always vote for miscers; it's always morally correct.
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - I just don't like the name.
Vuuxo vs Blazin - Always vote for amod; it's always morally correct.
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Coinflip
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Just providing some hugs.
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - Coinflip
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - Coinflip
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Coinflip
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - Coinflip
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - Coinflip
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - Coinflip
Cad vs. Quevy - Always vote for amods; it's always morally correct.
Talos vs. Gravel - Yes, we all know we're doomed and everything sucks. Booze but plays drums. Stop shitting up the politics thread with double/triple posts and learn to multiquote.
Music for Fish vs. brikker - 🧩
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - Coinflip
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - Difficult, but Furry's been marginally better this year (low bar), and Tasty's crashout is fresh in my mind.
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Always vote for miscers; it's always morally correct. Also, Koush is about the last person on this board who comes to my mind on the asshat scale.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - Always vote for amod; it's always morally correct.

You dongles, I am NOT a misc’er lol where the heck did this stupid idea come from?!

Fake and gay
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Well...that settles it...as, I basically have to assume MFF has been right all along...
The real MFF retired 3 years ago, as the closet where he kept all his evidence underneath the blankets and old copies of Vanguard in changed dimensions on him without warning.

Stupid multiversal paradoxes.
 
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Kajiimagi

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so not campaigning but lurkingdirk lurkingdirk since, you know, you have my real fucking name and my phone number you'd think you would learn to spell my made up EQ name!
 
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