2025 AssHat Voting Round 3!!

lurkingdirk

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Alright ya bunch of wankers, we're getting down to it now. Here are the results of Round 2 voting:

Araysar 28 vs. Goatface 2 - Araysar advances
Lighting Lord Rule 25 vs. Siliconemelons 6 - Lightning Lord Rule advances
Sanrith Descartes 14 vs. RQB 13 - Sanrith Descartes advances
Vuuxo 13 vs. Lanx 14 - Lanx advances
Quaid 9 vs. Gavinmad 15 - Gavinmad advances
Tide27 12 vs. wellijustdontknow 17 - wellijustdontknow advances
Bandwagon 18 vs. Sid Farkus 9 - Bandwagon advances
Dr. Retarded 12 vs. Hoss 15 - Hoss advances
Cayennechap 15 vs. Indyocracy 13 - Cayennechap advances
Luc1fer 14 vs. Abigailicious 12 - Luc1fer advances
nirgon 19 vs. Cad 10 - nigron advances
Talos 12 vs. Aldarion 15 - Aldarion advances
Julian the Apostate 16 vs. brikker 11 - Julian the Apostate advances
Daezuel 7 vs. Tasty the Treat 21 - Tasty the Treat advances
Masakari 14 vs. Bald Brah 12 - Masakari advances
Butthurt 11 vs. Ambiturner 16 - Ambiturner advances

Here is the new bracket:
2025 FoH asshat bracket 3.jpg


Copypasta the second post, underline your choices.

Go vote!
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lurkingdirk

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Round 3 Voting

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
 
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BoozeCube

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Brackets are all fucked up and dogshit, plus the mods have rigged the election.

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
 
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Sheriff Cad

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Seems obvious.
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - I don't really know this guy but if he beat Booze he must be a real asshat.
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - I don't think Hoss really did anything asshatty that I remember?
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy - Candace owens funneled me Israeli money to vote for this guy
nirgon vs. Aldarian - Kidding, right
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - Tough call
Masakari vs. Ambiturner - Can't think of anything annoying Amitburner did...
 
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Indyocracy

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Get this man his hat.. although he has made me money
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - Sanrith should get a chance to get some revenge for all the Gerald shit
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Admited to one thing and does it well, blows
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - Araysar v Hoss must happen
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy-
Bill Murray GIF by Groundhog Day

nirgon vs. Aldarian - At one point the incel thread was enjoyable...
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - This man knows how to campaign
Masakari vs. Ambiturner - coin flip
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule cool name
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx fuck I don't know
Gavinmad vs. wellijustdontknow coinflip
Bandwagon vs. Hoss Hoss, you're just too nice
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy don't know chappie
nirgon vs. Aldarian so close to one of my favorite words
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat burn in hell
Masakari vs. Ambiturner sounds like afterburner
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Round 3 Voting

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
Dirk, you misspelled my fucking name. I knew that this was rigged. I demand a recount!
 
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Sylas

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - shit brackets
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - meh
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - shit bracket, top faggots head to head?
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - coin toss dont care
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy - who? coin toss
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - coin toss
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
 
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Kaines

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon
vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy
nirgon
vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
 
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sleevedraw

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - coinflip
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - coinflip
nirgon vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari
vs. Ambiturner
 
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Vuuxo

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx

Gavinmad
vs. willijustdontknow

Bandwagon vs. Hoss

Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy

nirgon
vs. Aldarian

Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat

Masakari vs. Ambiturner
 
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Kajiimagi

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad
vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy who tf is the other guy?
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - He's six sigma-ing asshattery this year!
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - Cramer tweeted that Sanrith's going to lose!
Gavinmad vs. wellijustdontknow - :emoji_gay_pride_flag:
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - Tough one. Both are eminently annoying in their own special(ed) ways...
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy - this guy's a legit nutbar. Deals in self sealing narratives every time he makes a post it seems...
nirgon vs. Aldarian - both of you should reflect on why this is a tough call. But neither of you can. Which is why you're here :trollface:
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - New guy shouldn't get this on a few weeks of last minute campaigning. Other than that tho, dude has a real dedication to the craft of Asshatting.
Masakari vs. Ambiturner - See that last guy? That's YOUR FUCKING FAULT MASAKARI!!!!!
 
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rhinohelix

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule- There can be only one!
Sanrith Descartes vs. Lanx- Joshua, what are you doing?
Gavinmad vs. wellijustdontknow- The "I do" pun, part deux
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - Strange Game
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Voted Indy last time, voting Not-Indy this time.
nirgon vs. Aldarion - The only winning move is not to play
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - bracket finalist
Masakari vs. Ambiturner - How about a nice game of chess?
 
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Luc1fer

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Round 3 Voting

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
you got the bracket wrong

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wellijustdontknow

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Round 3 Voting

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy
nirgon vs. Aldarian
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Ambiturner
Dang, misspelled Indyocracy, also. You need to get some sleep.
 

Hoss

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Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Everyone else is running for second place. This won't be his first time lapping up folder's sloppy seconds.
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - He does things in a fun way, but he is still technically an asshat.
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Still tired of the one joke on his name. But I give up because gav hasn't been bad this year.
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - He was being groomed by a youtube tranny for years. This guy needs to be bullied immediately.
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy - Lotta people asking who he is. Here's a link to one of his posts. AI generated Candace Owens has secret sources who privately confirmed that cayenne is both a faggot and an asshat.
nirgon vs. Aldarian - I think his name should be filtered just in case.
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - Kinda on the fence. I'm worried if we give this newfag millennial a participation trophy, we may never get rid of him.
Masakari vs. Ambiturner - Ambi is allright most of the time.
 
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