Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I mean, really?
Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - A Shekel for the good goyim. Also Lanx, we may need to get the Axis Powers thing going again the way things are headed.....
Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Two worn out jokes to riff off of here. Going with the new guy.
Bandwagon vs. Hoss - Another Texas Tard Off, but no Doctorate to consider. Going with Bandwagon because his derail game is on point.
Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy - Once again its all in the name.
nirgon vs. Aldarian - Have had him on ignore forever, but if his title is Egg Nazi now, he must be maintaining a high standard of asshatery.
Julian the Apostate vs. Tasty the Treat - Tough call since Julian's one man war on god (and I am an atheist) is cringe, but that gets trumped by the kind of high octane faggotry Tasty has.
Masakari vs. Ambiturner - Self hating Jew vs shitty cop with a lifetime of asshat excellence, so tough call. Gonna go with the veteran here.