Araysar vs. Lanx- Our Asshat-to-be in Avalon
wellijustdontknow vs. Bandwagon- It's the Pun™ part trois
Cayennechap vs. nirgon- Laissez les bontemps roule or however he got his name, I would just assume cajun but maybe not.
Tasty the Treat vs. Ambiturer- Final and potential winner if folks people want someone to actually wear the AssHat.