2026-2027 NFL Season - The Vikings Are Looking For Their Sam Darnold

Armadon · Thursday at 11:56 PM

Hell yeah, Cardinals are winning the NFC West!!!

Kaines · Friday at 8:26 AM

Cowboys vs Bills Superbowl confirmed.

Bubbles · Friday at 9:42 AM

Stafford looked like early stage over the hill Rodgers. Wouldn't it be hilarious if their offence turns out to be totally inept

jooka · Friday at 2:40 PM

Kaines · Friday at 2:41 PM

jooka said:

The Cowboys' backups ARE every other teams starters!!

hory · Friday at 2:48 PM

The cowboys backup will undoubtedly be the cowboys starter before the season ends.

Kaines · Friday at 2:49 PM

hory said:
The cowboys backup will undoubtedly be the cowboys starter before the season ends.

Because they will be 16-0 and Dak won't need to play the last game.

hory · Friday at 3:02 PM

No because he will break his back on the 3rd play of the second game running for it on 3rd and 23 after 3 faults start penalties.

Gavinmad · Friday at 3:07 PM

hory said:
faults start penalties.

Good old speech to text.

Araxen · Friday at 3:52 PM

Kaines said:
Because they will be 16-0 and Dak won't need to play the last game.

They'll go 16-0 and Dak will get injured on the first play of the first playoff game. That is how it would work. lol

Bubbles · Friday at 4:42 PM

I always thought the announcers doing those thanking the crew bits were "well, we sorta have to" but after seeing this they are masters of their craft. They seem to be better when it comes to taking in and filtering information and then executing in a constant multitasking environment than some of the guys on the field.

BrutulTM · Friday at 5:19 PM

Not great but at least it's not his Achilles.

Kirun · 2026-09-12T01:10:19-0400

hory · 2026-09-12T08:47:30-0400

Bubbles said:
I always thought the announcers doing those thanking the crew bits were "well, we sorta have to" but after seeing this they are masters of their craft. They seem to be better when it comes to taking in and filtering information and then executing in a constant multitasking environment than some of the guys on the field.

Looks like something AI and a datacenter in Nevada can handle. No need for all those people and a trailer traveling across the country.

gak · 2026-09-12T18:16:34-0400

Even though Rush is expected to suit up Sunday, he’s also dealing with a health issue at the moment.
The Falcons announced Saturday that Rush experienced back spasms. It’s not expected to keep him off the field though.

lol, all three are injured.

https://thespun.com/nfl/falcons-quarterback-room-already-dealing-with-3-injuries

jooka · 2026-09-12T20:34:25-0400

Judge seals video in Josh Jacobs case

The video of the altercation that resulted in Packers running back Josh Jacobs pleading no contest to multiple misdemeanor charges could complicate his football career, if/when it's ever released.

www.nbcsports.com

gonna be interesting what the NFL does here, last time this happened it bit them in the ass big time

Kirun · 2026-09-12T21:41:29-0400

jooka said:
Judge seals video in Josh Jacobs case

The video of the altercation that resulted in Packers running back Josh Jacobs pleading no contest to multiple misdemeanor charges could complicate his football career, if/when it's ever released.

www.nbcsports.com

gonna be interesting what the NFL does here, last time this happened it bit them in the ass big time

I can't wait for a full year of "Don't beat the living fuck out of your wife/girlfriend" bullshit commercials like we got after the Ray Rice situation.

"HONEY!!!! LOOK AT THE TV!! IT SAYS I SHOULDN'T BOUNCE YOUR HEAD OFF THE PING PONG TABLE ANYMORE!! WHO KNEW!!?! WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA STOP...".

Hoss · 2026-09-12T22:22:23-0400

Kirun said:
"HONEY!!!! LOOK AT THE TV!! IT SAYS I SHOULDN'T BOUNCE YOUR HEAD OFF THE PING PONG TABLE ANYMORE!! WHO KNEW!!?! WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA STOP...".

I'll take the NFL's advice on how to discipline my wife when they're paying me millions of dollars.

Kobayashi · 2026-09-12T22:35:31-0400

Kirun said:
I can't wait for a full year of "Don't beat the living fuck out of your wife/girlfriend" bullshit commercials like we got after the Ray Rice situation.

"HONEY!!!! LOOK AT THE TV!! IT SAYS I SHOULDN'T BOUNCE YOUR HEAD OFF THE PING PONG TABLE ANYMORE!! WHO KNEW!!?! WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA STOP...".

Since the NFL already ended racism, maybe they can paint "Don't beat your wife" in the endzones now.

BrutulTM · 2026-09-13T01:10:19-0400

Kirun said:
I can't wait for a full year of "Don't beat the living fuck out of your wife/girlfriend" bullshit commercials like we got after the Ray Rice situation.

"HONEY!!!! LOOK AT THE TV!! IT SAYS I SHOULDN'T BOUNCE YOUR HEAD OFF THE PING PONG TABLE ANYMORE!! WHO KNEW!!?! WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA STOP...".

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