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CROSS is an insane series.
CROSS is an insane series.
It really is a shame. I haven't seen it yet, and I'll probably stream it at some point just to see, but I'll probably come out being pissed.Haven't heard a single good thing about this movie word of mouth wise.
I see the Audience RT score sitting near 60% vs critics 88%
which normally means it's a massive pile of shit. Normally for a good/decent movie, the audience rating will sit higher near mid 70's at least. The fact it fell to 60% is a huge red flag for me. From the reviews here, it sounds like this movie is disrespectful to Boyle's earlier installments. People saying the director/writer are unrecognizable in this one. That's a no-go for me.
It's out now though if anyone wants to chance it and report back. But seems like the verdict is already in.
Well, sounds like I was wrongTrailer gives me the impression this will be good, looks more post apocalyptic than Zombie
Yup all the infected are nakedSo this movie really had a bunch of dicks in it?
Not just dicks, but distractingly large / floppy when it comes to the alphas. Definitely showers.
Now you just have to watch it, right?So this movie really had a bunch of dicks in it?
Well, obviously. He LOVES the cock.Now you just have to watch it, right?![]()
I didn't want to trust your review at all, but holy fuck this was bad. I watched the first 2 last month to get hyped for this one, but all that ended up doing was made it clear as day this had no business being associated w/ the franchise.This movie is a massive pile of shit. I cannot believe the same people (Boyle & Garland) that made 28 Days also made this.
It is a 5/10 going into the last act. The movie is a stream of weird montages and nonsensical dream sequences. Serious amateur stuff that film students might try, thinking they are elevating their pile of rubbish. The whole movie is played out like a teenager that is too cool for school. It is embarrassed by it's own premise, trying to not take itself too serious, but without ever going for any laughs.
Then the last 2 minutes happen and it goes right over the edge. It jumps 10 sharks. It goes full fuckin retard.
Fuck this movie. It is an embarrassing 3/10.
This sounds worse than I initially expected, so now I’m curious.
Was it only floppy zombie dicks or did we get some zombie boobs?
Also is it true the ending has a post apocalyptic cult that calls themselves “The Jimmys”?
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The cult at the end were essentially very lethal power rangers who had no business being in the movie and were only placed there to tease the next installment.This sounds worse than I initially expected, so now I’m curious.
Was it only floppy zombie dicks or did we get some zombie boobs?
Also is it true the ending has a post apocalyptic cult that calls themselves “The Jimmys”?
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The zombies are all naked. Theres even a pregnant zombie birthing scene. They just make the Alpha zombie have a huge dick and its ridiculous.This sounds worse than I initially expected, so now I’m curious.
Was it only floppy zombie dicks or did we get some zombie boobs?
Also is it true the ending has a post apocalyptic cult that calls themselves “The Jimmys”?
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The cock to boob ratio is WAY off.This sounds worse than I initially expected, so now I’m curious.
Was it only floppy zombie dicks or did we get some zombie boobs?
Also is it true the ending has a post apocalyptic cult that calls themselves “The Jimmys”?
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I draw the line at necrophilia.Now you just have to watch it, right?![]()