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Izo

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I'm a vacuum cleaner that eats anything and literally never objects
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Kolohe
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I was always under the impression that tipping was used to dodge employment laws. You want as many servers as possible to be attractive women, but you obviously can't hire based on that, so you let (lack of) tipping weed out the servers your customers don't want for you.
 

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Kolohe
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I'm quoting myself on this one because I'm so proud of my pooetry.
Deuce-y, Deuce-y, kinda loose-y,
Cow meat, pig meat, something moose-y,
Meatloaf special, coming in hot,
Smells fermented, or is that rot,
In the pipe, five by five,
Look out tower, this bomb's live.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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I read adult books. I can categorically say that without hesitation. I stopped reading children's books when I became an adult. My reading is either books to teach myself new skills, or history/philosophy/science.

If I do read fiction it will be something that is renowned like Huxley, Orwell, Steinbeck, Dumas, etc.

I dont like children's content. Intellectually its boring to me and entertainment-wise its unamusing. I have never seen a Disney movie in its entirety but once. I was once forced to sit through a Madagascar movie in a theatre with my gf and her nephews a few years ago and it was horrible. I saw Toy Story once and thought it sucked. Oh wait, I think I saw half of one of those Shrek movies, that sucked too.

This explains so much.