A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: The Hedge Knight

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BrutulTM said:
They actually mentioned the shitting scene in the "making of" thing at the end. They started off by saying "we hope you will forgive us" and then said they were trying to show how low and non-regal he really was despite his gear and dubious title. I guess it does that but it's also super gross.
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Absolutely loved the first episode. It was pretty refreshing actually.

Just a good ole' boy from the hedges.
 
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Bald Brah

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Not sure why. House of the dragon had a lower viewership in S2 but it was still fairly robust numbers wise. Maybe its GoT fatigue.
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The story was pretty lame. He took a shit. Took a bath. Ate a fish. No action except for him and the Baratheon looking like they want to explore each other's hind quarters.

There was no action. Almost no female nudity. Certainly no hot incest like this series is known for. Instead we get a scat scene and lots of lumpy man ass.

Not saying it won't heat up into a good story but that opener was pretty fucking stupid.
 
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The shit scene was 6 seconds of him behind a tree And the second it happened I knew they were trying to make sure people knew is wasn't going to be GoT
 
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Homsar said:
The shit scene was 6 seconds of him behind a tree And the second it happened I knew they were trying to make sure people knew is wasn't going to be GoT
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Yeah I'm hearing the music, the best opening song and then pfffftttttt.

I at least thought it was funny. My wife sure didn't.
 
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Siliconemelons said:
A flat A-B laying still for a moment boobs…yeah…

Still lots of wide open man butt and nude behind man…

As I said that nudity ratio not good…showing SJW tendency - but everything else was really good.

Also funny… they can make costume choices and look and feel like S1-4ish of GOT…what is wrong with HOD lol still looks cheap


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Khal Drogo vs Carl Hobo.
 
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Bald Brah said:
The story was pretty lame. He took a shit. Took a bath. Ate a fish. No action except for him and the Baratheon looking like they want to explore each other's hind quarters.

There was no action. Almost no female nudity. Certainly no hot incest like this series is known for. Instead we get a scat scene and lots of lumpy man ass.

Not saying it won't heat up into a good story but that opener was pretty fucking stupid.
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It’s character development imbecile. It was awesome and a refreshing departure from woke meaningless drivel.
 
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I liked the first episode, I actually cant wait to see him fight - not knowing the "Stories" be is mentions of the character in GoT or the books or his books - it seems like it will be a fun ride.

The main complaint is, less shitting and man ass, more nice female nudity.... but the rest was fine..as I mentioned, it is nice to see they actually have a good costume department around still.
 
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Shut up, fags. Be happy that a premiere episode of a new show wasn't overflowing with woke diversity, faggotry and girl boss nonsense.
 
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Bandwagon said:
Shut up, fags. Be happy that a premiere episode of a new show wasn't overflowing with woke diversity, faggotry and girl boss nonsense.
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No. We keep pushing until a premiere episode of a new show is actually *good* again.
 
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Shut up, fags. Be happy that a premiere episode of a new show wasn't overflowing with woke diversity, faggotry and girl boss nonsense.
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Man butts and shit skat is faggotry

flat chested women ... faggotry!! ;-)

the rest though... good so far
 
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Tmac said:
It’s character development imbecile. It was awesome and a refreshing departure from woke meaningless drivel.
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The first character in the history of moving pictures to projectile shat on regular TV.

Unless you are a big fan of Veronica Moser that was some weird shit.

 
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The first character in the history of moving pictures to projectile shat on regular TV.

Unless you are a big fan of Veronica Moser that was some weird shit.

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It was weird.

I don’t distill the entire episode down to 5 seconds of weirdness.
 
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Xevy

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The showing it was unnecessary. I think if it just cut from the music to him squatting and you hearing him shit in a ditch it would've worked perfectly well. The reason they showed it is because now people are talking about it nonstop.

Y'all got got.
 
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