Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

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Pedigree > GMAT when it comes to apps. I would do a lot of reading at poetsandquants.com if you really want to get an MBA. There is tons of useful information there. Also your essays are more important than you think, and your resume probably sucks. Not trying to be a dick but it"s the truth from what I"ve seen. Mine did when I applied. You have to realize that people from firms like Goldman and McKinsey who are shooting for Harvard have access to in house admissions consulting.

I am curious as to what type of work you folks want to do. I"ll be heading to management consulting post MBA and if I did it all over again I would have tried for Duke due to their ridiculous placement rates (been crushing in consulting), awesome faculty, and cost of living. Columbia is another good one if you aren"t heading to a top 5.

This is a pretty good breakdown of where certain firms are hiring from for consulting and investment banking.

McKinsey Doubles MBA Hires At Duke | Poets and Quants
 

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Lyrical said:
I suck, and always have sucked at standardized testing. I just find it so mind numbingly boring and useless. Anyway, I got in with a 700, but as the Dean said, work experience and references can offset it. In my company I worked for, I was aready at exec level (even though the pay was like 90k, not much for an exec), and I had someone who was on the board of funding U.T. as a reference. I didn"t apply the normal way, my letter of recommendation came in through the President and was handed down to the Dean of the Business School. Even then, my reference said I needed to get at least 700, or they couldn"t do anything to get me in.

So I squeaked by with a 700, and yet graduated with almost all straight A"s (and U.T. tends to give B"s). How useless are standardized tests? I was competing against guys that scored almost 100 points higher than me, and yet, I took their A"s from them. At U.T., in the core classes, there are only like 15 A"s given out, and the rest of the class competes for B"s and C"s. You either get an A or compete for the scraps, its a forced curve.
Lyrical, aren"t you also black? That"ll affect the numbers you can get accepted with pretty dramatically. At least for law school, a white guy would have to score significantly better on the LSAT to get into top schools than a black guy. Not that it matters, just since this guy is asking for comparison purposes, I think it"s fair to disclose that.
 

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Lyrical, aren"t you also black? That"ll affect the numbers you can get accepted with pretty dramatically. At least for law school, a white guy would have to score significantly better on the LSAT to get into top schools than a black guy. Not that it matters, just since this guy is asking for comparison purposes, I think it"s fair to disclose that.
It definitely has a huge impact on admissions. Plus then you can go to NSHMBA and National Black which is big for recruiting. Other random points, everyone at any MBA program is on a forced curve. The typical curve is top 10-15% get an A, the next 25-30% get an A-, 45-50% B+, and then you"re a complete fuck up if you do worse. They"ll also show you the grade distribution for each class at my school. For example in my M&A class we had 1 A, 8 A-, and the rest were B+ or worse. This class was somewhat atypical though. Fucking professor made us do an LBO with a calculator and didn"t even warn us that that is what we would be doing. Even the PE and M&A folks weren"t prepared for that silliness.
 

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I"m white but my god every time I hear about affirmative action type shit I just cringe. If anything... Affirmative action only made people more racially sensitive aka racist instead of helping smooth race relations over.

I don"t like racists and I don"t have anything to do with them. I also cringe when I hear people make racist comments. I just can"t fathom that any minority likes the stigma hanging over their heads of, "I only made it because of affirmative action when they meet someone new".

I think minorities would have been better off if they were allowed or forced, however you want to look at it, to earn their standing the hard way, without any political pressure.
 

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GMAT scores are sort of an interesting topic around here lately. You have super high scores coming out of Asia but asians tend to think nothing of cheating on these tests so you don"t know whether they are actually really bright or not. However schools are chasing candidates with really high GMAT scores because it factors into the US News rankings so highly (~17%). So now you have to look at these other factors such as undergrad grades which don"t compare so well to those in the US and work experience. However the likelihood of out right lying on these apps is pretty large.
 

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Lyrical, aren"t you also black? That"ll affect the numbers you can get accepted with pretty dramatically. At least for law school, a white guy would have to score significantly better on the LSAT to get into top schools than a black guy. Not that it matters, just since this guy is asking for comparison purposes, I think it"s fair to disclose that.
Before this thread starts going down the path that everything was handed me for AA, I was already a Junior Exec with a direct responsibility of $200m in revenues at the corp I worked at. I had like ten years experience and five to six promotions compared to some of my white classmates that tried to get in with just two years work experience. I wasn"t really there for a pay increase, I think starting pay for U.T. at the time was 100k, and I was making 90k at the time I started. In my class, only one other guy had as much experience as I did.

At the end of the day, I was there to be a more-rounded businessperson, I wasn"t there for a paycheck, and people like me are sought for at B-schools. Of course, it would have helped my career, because no one was going to be allowed to be a Senior Exec without an MBA, but it didn"t help with pay. I didn"t need an MBA because I was a low level manager at Dell making 45K trying to make 80K a year, I was already making well over that, and they knew that when they admitted me.
 

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prescient63 said:
The typical curve is top 10-15% get an A, the next 25-30% get an A-, 45-50% B+, and then you"re a complete fuck up if you do worse. They"ll also show you the grade distribution for each class at my school. For example in my M&A class we had 1 A, 8 A-, and the rest were B+ or worse. This class was somewhat atypical though. Fucking professor made us do an LBO with a calculator and didn"t even warn us that that is what we would be doing. Even the PE and M&A folks weren"t prepared for that silliness.
And how often is that actually enforced? You have schools like Harvard that give like 90% A"s.
 

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Lyrical said:
Before this thread starts going down the path that everything was handed me for AA, I was already a Junior Exec with a direct responsibility of $200m in revenues at the corp I worked at. I had like ten years experience and five to six promotions compared to some of my white classmates that tried to get in with just two years work experience. I wasn"t really there for a pay increase, I think starting pay for U.T. at the time was 100k, and I was making 90k at the time I started. In my class, only one other guy had as much experience as I did.

At the end of the day, I was there to be a more-rounded businessperson, I wasn"t there for a paycheck, and people like me are sought for at B-schools. Of course, it would have helped my career, because no one was going to be allowed to be a Senior Exec without an MBA, but it didn"t help with pay. I didn"t need an MBA because I was a low level manager at Dell making 45K trying to make 80K a year, I was already making well over that, and they knew that when they admitted me.
You"ve obviously done well and been legit regardless white or black, just saying for school admission and score comparison purposes, race is relevant. That"s all.
 

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Cathan said:
I"m white but my god every time I hear about affirmative action type shit I just cringe. If anything... Affirmative action only made people more racially sensitive aka racist instead of helping smooth race relations over.

I don"t like racists and I don"t have anything to do with them. I also cringe when I hear people make racist comments. I just can"t fathom that any minority likes the stigma hanging over their heads of, "I only made it because of affirmative action when they meet someone new".

I think minorities would have been better off if they were allowed or forced, however you want to look at it, to earn their standing the hard way, without any political pressure.
AA is tangential to this thread. I"ve always been better in the metrics I was measured in by my co-workers (hence the getting promoted every 1.5 years), and I got mostly A"s that I took from my white classmates on a forced curve, and now my income is way higher than my classmates.

Race doesn"t define one"s drive. I worked 20 hours a day to get to this point for like 15 years, and bringing up AA is an insult to me. Was I a workaholic? Sure, but it brought results and I have more free time now.
 

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And how often is that actually enforced? You have schools like Harvard that give like 90% A"s.
If you"re at Harvard you"re probably smart as fuck or at least good at what you do. A curve doesn"t make sense there and that"s why you get banned from recruiting if you ask about grades.

At other schools it seems to be enforced pretty well. There are some classes where they don"t enforce it here but we have distinct cut offs for grads. IE in our analytics classes 96+ is an A 92+ is an A- etc. I think you can miss something like 6 points from all your assignments so they have to be near perfect, and since the solution for everything is quantifable you either did it correctly or incorrectly. There"s no middle ground.

The problem is that people are assuming companies care about grades, but the reality is that they don"t. Outside of consulting and investment banking nobody gives a shit, and for those two a 3.7+ is all you need.
 

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prescient63 said:
If you"re at Harvard you"re probably smart as fuck or at least good at what you do. A curve doesn"t make sense there and that"s why you get banned from recruiting if you ask about grades.

At other schools it seems to be enforced pretty well. There are some classes where they don"t enforce it here but we have distinct cut offs for grads. IE in our analytics classes 96+ is an A 92+ is an A- etc. I think you can miss something like 6 points from all your assignments so they have to be near perfect, and since the solution for everything is quantifable you either did it correctly or incorrectly. There"s no middle ground.

The problem is that people are assuming that companies care about grades, but the reality is that they don"t. Outside of consulting and investment banking nobody gives a shit.
Funny, I was under the impression by talking with people from other schools that U.T. was one of the only schools in the top 20 that had a forced curve. And thats from talking with people at other top 20 schools. There"s really not much difference between most students at this level, and its like one of the top rated Finance professors said, since we are all so close, he has to resort to trick questions to get any sort of differentiation between us, since especially in Finance, grading has to be fair.

And yeah, no employers care about grades. I spent many a sleepless night trying to be the 15% of the class that got the A, and from all the interviews I did, only two recruiters said, "Hey, nice GPA!" Neither of them gave me an offer either.
 

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Just for giggles I created a histogram of the grade distribution across 3 semesters of classes. To be fair I removed the analytics classes and some other bullshit classes that are pass fail (academy weeks & interview prep). It looks like the grade distribution is over represented in the A- range. These classes have a mean grade of somewhere around 3.45.

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Final grades are expected to follow the School's recommended MBA Grade Distribution:
A Distinguished Scholar 10-15%
A- Excellent 25-35%
B+/B/B- High Pass/Pass 0-50%
C+/C/C- Weak Performance As needed
F Failure As needed
 

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Next time I hear someone say "I had a 3.7 in biz school!" I"m gonna be like, oh, bottom 50% huh? Loser.

That"s hilarious grade distribution right there
 

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Next time I hear someone say "I had a 3.7 in biz school!" I"m gonna be like, oh, bottom 50% huh? Loser.

That"s hilarious grade distribution right there
This is pretty much in line with what they say they are going to map to honestly. The B category includes all grades below B. For fun the mean GPA including all crap classes is 3.6 and the distribution of grades is as follows.
 

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This is pretty much in line with what they say they are going to map to honestly. The B category includes all grades below B.
That"s just shit ass grade inflation. If they are only going to give 4 grades, just make them A B C and D and then you can go more fine-grained with the +/-.

Don"t want to hurt any little ivy-wannabe e-peen by giving someone C"s, apparently. In law school they have forced curves that have to median out at 3.0/2.9 (not at Yale, and at Harvard they are starting to go more pass/fail... but they don"t give out rankings, so the grades are somewhat meaningless...) .. So having a 3.5 basically means you"re a badass.

At graduation, is everyone basically magna? That"s hilarious.
 

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prescient63 said:
Just for giggles I created a histogram of the grade distribution across 3 semesters of classes. To be fair I removed the analytics classes and some other bullshit classes that are pass fail (academy weeks & interview prep). It looks like the grade distribution is over represented in the A- range.
Maybe I"m not making myself clear, U.T. hands out C"s like candy in the core classes.
 

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Lyrical said:
Maybe I"m not making myself clear, U.T. hands out C"s like candy in the core classes.
My core distribution was:

A: 7
A-: 27
B+: 7
B: 19
B-: 7
C+: 1

and a few folks managed to get kicked out for being retarded.

For reference from McCombs.
http://www.mccombs.utexas.edu/Departments/Finance/~/media/Files/MSB/Departments/Finance/Syllabi/Graduate/Spring/FIN%20286%20%20Valuation%20%20C%20Fracassi.ashx

A forced curve will be used for grading purposes. The target grade distribution follows the Texas MBA course recommended distribution, with approximately:
A (4.00) 25%
A- (3.67) 20%
B+ (3.33) 15%
B (3.00) 35%
B- (2.67) or below 5%
So I"m not buying it and wouldn"t be shocked to see a curve that looks like ours because if anything you"re more generous with A"s.
 

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prescient63 said:
My core distribution was:

A: 7
A-: 17
B+: 7
B: 19
B-: 7
C+: 1

and a few folks managed to get kicked out for being retarded.
LOL, U.T. gives more C"s than your program gives B"s.

We didn"t have + or -, it was A, B, or C. And the distribution was like 15% A, 70% B and 15% C. There was no mercy towards this, it was a forced curve. I remember I was close enough to get an A- (like a point away), and ended up getting a B (since there was no + or - in the system). The profs have no leeway in this, the school forces it, and if a student is going to flunk out, they get flunked out.

20% of my cohort that started didn"t make it to graduation day, and its definitely a dog-eats-dog atmosphere. I know the dean of the school isn"t happy with it, because it caused alot of conflict between students. He wanted to get rid of the forced curve, and put in +"s and -"s like the other schools. I know its not perfect, but really, in a top 20 school, how do you measure super-intelligent people on a forced curve? There aren"t many true C performers when you"ve got a bunch of pre-screened, highly intelligent type A personalities.

I think in B-school, you learn more from each other people that have been successful in their industries (than the profs), if they are willing to share. When everyone is at each other"s throats, no one wants to share. Making a dog-eat-dog environment sucked, and it carried through when the recruiters came on campus. Guys would look at who was interviewing against them, go home and dig up dirt on classmates, and then crucify said classmates at the time of their interview, so that they could get the offer.

Its why some prospective students that want to go to a top 20 avoid U.T., its too cutthroat, and some of the other schools are more laid back.
 

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LOL, U.T. gives more C"s than your program gives B"s.
I just quoted UT"s curve. UT doesn"t give C"s at the very least it doesn"t happen anymore so unless you can dig up some reference to this grade distribution I"m not buying it.

Edit: I"m not dispariging your school. McCombs is a great program. I"m just saying that the facts don"t support what you"re claiming.
 

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So I"m not buying it and wouldn"t be shocked to see a curve that looks like ours because if anything you"re more generous with A"s.
As I said before, the core classes are on a forced curve, the other ones are not. I graduated in 2005, and unless its changed, this is how it still is. I remember taking a class from the highest rated prof in the school (John Doggett) and he gave 87% of the class C"s halfway through the semester in an elective course. And then we had a final project that was like 60% of your grade, that he gave 1/3 of the class A"s, 1/3 B"s, and 1/3 C"s, and it was like 50% of your grade. So there was a good chance you were flunking an elective course.

Personally, given the super-smart and driven people, I don"t think a curve can be forced. I mean, most of my class was from the sciences (engineers with a top-pedigree), and to tell them that 15% of them are going to abitrarily get a C no matter their effort isn"t right.