Alien: Earth

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I have 11 of these monsters. If someone broke into my home, by the time they reached my bedroom, it would be just cats carrying the bones in.
Oh hi Fluffy, I wonder who that was.
 
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Mist

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This show could be much better but is still better than most shit. On-par with the better stuff on Hulu like Shogun. Solidly good but not remotely great.
 
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Mahes

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This show could be much better but is still better than most shit. On-par with the better stuff on Hulu like Shogun. Solidly good but not remotely great.
This show wishes it could be as good as Shogun was. Shogun is one of, if not the best thing Hulu has made up to this point.
 
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This show could be much better but is still better than most shit. On-par with the better stuff on Hulu like Shogun. Solidly good but not remotely great.
You're right, and the first 90% of the last episode was pretty good but it was all fan service, but the alien starts doing "surprise" shit. He was wiggling around and then you have the goofy eyeball monster trying to get him. I don't know what the hell they're trying to do with this but it's hilarious.


The only good thing about the show is me wanting to understand or know about the other aliens and I don't care about the xenomorph at all. It's not a very good show and I don't know why people are wanting to blow this Noah dudes dick so much.
 

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This show wishes it could be as good as Shogun was. Shogun is one of, if not the best thing Hulu has made up to this point.

Shogun was good but it had very little actual action. It was almost all 2 people in a room talking.

At least this show has awesome action, lots of gore, mysterious happenings, unknown motivations.

Sure the writing is poor in spots to set up the action scenes, but at least the action scenes are here. The monsters look great. The sets are awesome. I can't believe the usual suspects on youtube are bitching about this show. It shits all over Andor, which those fools praise for some reason. That show was BORING as shit!
 
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The brother's facial expressions in this show are incredibly irritating. Half the time he doesn't even look like expression matches what it happening on screen. What is he doing with his face?
 

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Yea he's just a weirdo with weird mannerisms. Not one of their stronger cast members.
 
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Lanx

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The brother's facial expressions in this show are incredibly irritating. Half the time he doesn't even look like expression matches what it happening on screen. What is he doing with his face?
girls have "resting bitch face"

this dude has "his face talks funny"
 

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This show could be much better but is still better than most shit. On-par with the better stuff on Hulu like Shogun. Solidly good but not remotely great.
Congratulations on parole.
 
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latheboy

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The alien wriggling at the captain could be because she was shagging that bloke before the face hugger got him. Aliens take on traits of the host creature.
Horny alien?
 

Bald Brah

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The alien wriggling at the captain could be because she was shagging that bloke before the face hugger got him. Aliens take on traits of the host creature.
Horny alien?

It's a giant penis headed monster. Alien always played off the sexuality trope. It chased Ripley around in her underwear for half an hour in the first movie.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Just finished episode 5. I'm sorry, but this show is fucking retarded
My magician...
Happy Look Of Love GIF by Northern Ireland

I especially liked on that episode 5 where the alien was doing a wiggly dance at Morrow, and then the tentacle eye monster was fighting him. I'm going to finish it out just because I want to see how absurd it gets, but it's pretty God damn bad and I know everybody says this Noah Hawley guy is amazing for some fucking reason, but it's just polishing a giant turd.
 

Juvarisx

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Explain please

As for the rest of the episode making people be retarded for the sake of moving the story along is retarded!

Theres a fan theory that Kirsh is a Roy Batty era Replicant from Tyrell but upgraded with the infinite life-span it was going for, as Ridley Scott has put out there that Alien and Blade Runner are the same universe. Now we know this show is ignoirng Prometheus and Alien Covenant, so BR2049 could be ignored even though Dennis Villenueve threw in the Sulaco there as an easter egg. That reference on top of him subscribing to artificial life being much superior and and lying about what happened to Tootles is kinda laying the groundwork. True or not its a bit of fun.

If thats the case then Morrow would know Kirsh as an old unit even though he had been off Earth since 2055. Hence the old toy quip, I connected it to the toy room in BR. Its always bugged me that Boy Kavelier would trust a Weyland-Yutani synth so much and with the way he looks I subscribed to the BR universe being involved even as an easter egg.
 
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