Annoying shit your wife does

popsicledeath

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Have a quick drop off paperwork type meeting. I don't know the exact time it will take but should be quick. But she doesn't want to wait so I suggest the market down the street because it's just a drop stuff off thing and on the way over she mentioned wanting nonstop at that particular store.

So 15 minutes later I'm done, text her. No reply. She can't go 3 minutes at dinner without checking her phone but like 10 minutes go by nothing. I call, no answer. She finally texts back. She's across town at some other market. Didn't see texts. Didn't hear phone. Etc.

Ended up waiting like 25 minutes to get picked up from my 15 minutes meeting. Didn't even bother asking wtf, because what's bothering point trying to figure it out?
 
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Kaou

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Wife: i want to cut that tree down
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wife: lets plant another tree to replace that old one
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Marmac

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Sits on her ass all fucking day the days she does not work, which is all but two of them. Then does a few loads of laundry Sunday, then piles all of it on our recliner chair in the family room. It proceeds to sit there for a few days until the kids bitch about not having underwear and shit.
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Sounds pretty useless.
 
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Lanx

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This must be a female thing in general but using a fucking dish/plate for goddamn everything. You really need a separate plate for 1 eggroll? Why not put it on the plate you are using? This isn't a restaurant where they do the dishes for you...
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I too will acquiesce and just use the extra god damn plate, it's like she finds joy in seeing stuff in different plates, even fucking sauces, yes i use ramekins for dipping sauce, yup ketchup gets squeezed into a ramekin, ,even though the ketchup is already in a ready to be delivered container...
 
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Am I the only one that doesn't hate grocery shopping? I find it to be a nice little hour long retreat in my weekend. Plus, I get our shit from Whole Foods which in LA looks like a staging area for Brazzers auditions. So much scattered ass.
 
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Lanx

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a_skeleton_06 said:
Am I the only one that doesn't hate grocery shopping? I find it to be a nice little hour long retreat in my weekend. Plus, I get our shit from Whole Foods which in LA looks like a staging area for Brazzers auditions. So much scattered ass.
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I live 10s away from WholeFoods, literally across the street, 4pm and 6pm is the best time to browse WholeFoods, totally different crowd. The 4pm crowd is MILFS in yoga pants shop w/ their teenage daughters who also wear yoga pants, da fuq? 6pm is the single bitches who have just yoga'd or run, still in yoga pants shopping for 1 meal, for some reason they can't seem to buy a weeks worth of food.

Don't bother with anything before noon, usually these are cougars who still look good, but why bother, when the 4pm crowd is better.

btw, i don't shop at this WholeFoods, i don't like to be ripped off, i prefer to spend my money at the farmers market 10blocks away, where the clientele seems to be over the hill hispanic, but the produce is nice and fresh, still has dirt on it.

But holy shit? 1hour shopping? thats 30minutes/maybe 40minutes too long. Learn to make to make a list and follow it, you should be in and out in under 20minutes.
 
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Well, that hour includes my 10-15 minute each way drive. My wife actually makes a bomb list broken down by section of the store. I just usually take my time because of the aforementioned yoga pants and because there is generally a fuckton of people. No sense in trying to rush around and rustle up my jimmies.
 
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Nester

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My wife calls every type of Pasta with Sauce Spaghetti.

I specificly am not fond of Spaghetti noodle as i find the long thiness a pain in the ass. I always prefer a Penne or a Fusilli as its the same thing in a more convienant shape.
For the last 12 years she has been asking me if i want Spaghetti for dinner and i respond NO, do we have any other type of pasta ? which we always do, and i dont even thing we buy spaghetti, she response oh i ment Penne...

Then stop calling it Spaghetti and just call it fucking Pasta. 12 years. Still Spaghetti.
 
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radditsu

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Nester said:
My wife calls every type of Pasta with Sauce Spaghetti.

I specificly am not fond of Spaghetti noodle as i find the long thiness a pain in the ass. I always prefer a Penne or a Fusilli as its the same thing in a more convienant shape.
For the last 12 years she has been asking me if i want Spaghetti for dinner and i respond NO, do we have any other type of pasta ? which we always do, and i dont even thing we buy spaghetti, she response oh i ment Penne...

Then stop calling it Spaghetti and just call it fucking Pasta. 12 years. Still Spaghetti.
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Mom's Spaghetti
 
Soygen

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That's why I offer neck support by wrapping my hands around their throat.
 
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Nirgon

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Yeah well however it goes

If your wife can get you off faster than you can do it yourself, she's an instant keeper

And that is no small feat

Reminds me of the Coach purse challenge. Not sure if you are already familiar with it.

If she can deep throat you and lick one of your nuts or both while in the process of doing it, you are obligated to buy her one. Not sure who told me this but seems legit. Perhaps it
was invented as a way of training her to kill her gag reflex for something she wants.
 
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