Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Gutterflesh

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Whelp that hammered my decision home. Fuck these people.
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Gavinmad

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The still image doesn't do justice to how awful she looks in the remaster. Her new mouth doesn't move correctly at all, like they they just changed the face but kept the old animations or something.
 

Intrinsic

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This is as stupid as when people begged for a ninja assassin's creed for years and they gave us George Floyd rampage simulator. All you had to do was take the stupid pirate ship stuff and repackage it for 2026 and make money. It isn't that difficult.
 
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Bubbles

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They should have put a black guy in it and made him gay and called it Assassin's Creed Black Fag
What a missed opportunity.
 
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M Power

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They should have put a black guy in it and made him gay and called it Assassin's Creed Black Fag
What a missed opportunity.
They already tried putting black gay guys in Assassin's Creed and it failed spectacularly.
 

rhinohelix

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I bought this sight unseen based on Skill Up/others' review. I should have known to come here first for the Ut/FOH skinny. I am too deep in POE2 right now anyway. Refunding.

Edit: Refund Achieved. IIRC I have never refunded anything before. Fuck Ubisoft and these trans activists hiding tits and uglfying women. It was stupid when it was Conservative dried up Baptist crones in the 80s and it's still stupid when it's Progressive Trannies and blue-haired freaks today. Fuck all of your couches.

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Caeden

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I decided to buy the ps4 version and toss it onto my embarrassing backlog.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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wts ps4 version $300
What does the PlayStation 3 fetch on the market? I have one inf my garage and we're moving soon.

I even think the Japanese version of demons souls is still in the drive. That's got to be worth something!
 
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