Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

lurkingdirk · Dec 4, 2018

Okay, now we're into the regular brackets, and shit gets real.

Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted.

You have until Thursday evening to vote. At some point on Thursday evening, roughly 2 days from now, we'll move to round 3.

This is a single elimination seeded 43 player bracket. It looks like this now:

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

VOTE!!!!!11!!1!

Lightning Lord Rule · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish -tough one. Fence sitting vs conspiracy theory madness. Conspiracy theories make me smile, michelleisaman.mp4

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 -no contest.

Lanx vs. Butthurt -REALLY no contest.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta -can't vote for Zap News & Like Farmer.

Noodleface vs. Tyen -since we're just going off this year and not all time: Tyen still wins.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos -hangingchad.jpg

Fedor vs. Cybsled -Fedor is many things, but not really an asshat. Cybsled, OTOH...

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 -brofist.jpg

Araysar vs. gshurik -asshats shouldn't be Ushankas.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing -sticking up for Kavanaugh accusers before I owned him and he backpedaled might carry him far.

Mist vs. Xequecal -Mist is Incorrect Eeyore, but that can't hold a candle to the blinding amount of Asshat that is Xeq.

Maul vs. iannis -Iannis took a year off, and totally missed an Amod term. Strong asshat cred, that

Chukzombi vs. Punko -a sneakily tough decision.

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder -come on, don't bullshit me.

Lithose vs. Foler -LOLWUT.jpg

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad -Gavinmad has some great one liners and burns and stupid jokes, can't measure up to Ossoi for asshattery.

The contest is starting to heat up

Screamfeeder · Dec 4, 2018

Who the fuck is Borzak?

The sarcasm is clearly weak with a couple of our users...

a_skeleton_03 · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

OhSeven · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish
Music doesn't sit on the fence.

Utnayan vs. Picasso3
Not even fucking close.

Lanx vs. Butthurt
Easy.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta
I like Zap.

Noodleface vs. Tyen
As I said, it'll take something special to outdo Tyen.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos
No mention of Woolygimp, absolutely fucking horrific seeding, didn't even do the fucking thing last year. My personal pick for winning the whole thing this year.

Fedor vs. Cybsled
I don't like trannies, don't @ me.

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03
See above.

Araysar vs. gshurik
Certainly a worse poster than Araysar.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing
He has to go back.

Mist vs. Xequecal
A tough one, both are insufferable cunts, but Mist can actually make me laugh occasionally.

Maul vs. iannis
Easy choice.

Chukzombi vs. Punko
Is a punk.

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder
I have no idea who Borzak is.

Lithose vs. Foler
Not even close again.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad
He's not quite hodj, but dammit he's trying.

Screamfeeder · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal - Hahahaha sorry Mist

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

AngryGerbil · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

lurkingdirk · Dec 4, 2018

Lightning Lord Rule said:
hangingchad.jpg

OhSeven said:
No mention of Woolygimp, absolutely fucking horrific seeding, didn't even do the fucking thing last year. My personal pick for winning the whole thing this year.

hodj · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish obvious reasons

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 Pic is a shitheel

Lanx vs. Butthurt had to pick someone, don't have any issues with either of these

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta had to pick someone, don't have any issues with either of these

Noodleface vs. Tyen I mean c'mon this isn't even a fair match up. Tyen is garbage.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos pharm's a good guy but the chemo brain has made him terminally retarded. He needs to be put down for his sake, if no one else's.

Fedor vs. Cybsled had to pick someone, don't have any issues with either of these

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 a_skeleton_03 is still the community's savior, and given us the best run and best iteration of this community to date

Araysar vs. gshurik Ankle biter that thinks he's relevant.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing You have to go back

Mist vs. Xequecal obvious choice she's a tireless cunt

Maul vs. iannis <3 iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko chuk's chuk

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder doesn't cut his coke with appropriate agents

Lithose vs. Foler too many words

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad this was a tough one but Gav makes me laugh sometimes

McQueen · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

lurkingdirk · Dec 4, 2018

There are going to be some close calls in this round...

BoozeCube · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

iannis · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish -- An EQ battlestation. An EQ BATTLESTATION.

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 -- Isn't he permabanned? Still, he was becoming insufferable. Which is a shame because I think there's an awful lot of good ideas in that guy. Premium asshatery.

Lanx vs. Butthurt -- I don't see many lanx posts, but when I do they make me giggle. Why hate dancing asians?

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta -- I can't really say, so i'm gonna vote for them both!

Noodleface vs. Tyen -- Surprise upset! I thought those two were exactly the right sort of stupid for each other. After the year tyen's had, an asshat award seems empty.

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos -- He who smelt it dealt it.

Fedor vs. Cybsled -- Fedor is many things, but I don't think an asshat is one of them.

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 -- You remember that old cosby skit about Adam and Eve? Oh cmere cmere cmere, no go away go away go away. No wonder he turned to rape.

Araysar vs. gshurik -- Russian meddling.

Lendarios vs. Deathwing -- El Asshato

Mist vs. Xequecal -- Notice me senpai

Maul vs. iannis -- Anyone who doesn't vote for themselves is undeserving of the crown.

Chukzombi vs. Punko -- I'm starting to think that Izo renamed himself to Punko. HAIIII IZOOOO!

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder -- you people are why I can't use triple brackets anymore. Be ashamed.

Lithose vs. Foler -- Lithose trolls too. You just don't notice it because it's buried inside fifteen paragraphs of not trolling.

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad -- Man... this one is hot hot hot. Should have been the final I think. Ossoi by a dickhair. Don't tell him I voted for him though, I've seen the pics. Dude could beat the shit out of me.

Muurloen · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

lurkingdirk · Dec 4, 2018

iannis said:
Anyone who doesn't vote for themselves is undeserving of the crown.

Interesting.

TBT-TheBigToe · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

They know what they did.

Hateyou · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish

Utnayan vs. Picasso3

Lanx vs. Butthurt

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta

Noodleface vs. Tyen

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos

Fedor vs. Cybsled

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03

Araysar vs. gshurik

Lendarios vs. Deathwing

Mist vs. Xequecal

Maul vs. iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder

Lithose vs. Foler

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad

gshurik · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish - Silly politics posts

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 - Delusional drunk posts

Lanx vs. Butthurt - Racist asian and possibly perpetually having a stroke

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta - defends retards

Noodleface vs. Tyen - Delusional trailer park posts

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos - Brainlet chemo posts

Fedor vs. Cybsled - I'm not sure who this is

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 - Admins/mods are always fags

Araysar vs. gshurik - I'd vote for me if I wasn't me so I'm voting for me

Lendarios vs. Deathwing - Retarded politics posts

Mist vs. Xequecal - SJW retard posts

Maul vs. iannis - Non cat avatar

Chukzombi vs. Punko - I don't remember who this is

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder - Screamfeeder is a legit good poster with a ton of good points but is left leaning so people hate him posts

Lithose vs. Foler - I can't be bothered to deal with a quadruple paragraph rant against my decision

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad - Literally autistic

Lanx · Dec 4, 2018

Lanx vs. someguy - I know i'll easily beat out butt, and i'm sure i'll win over the next too, since mudd will beat out zap and no one knows who mudd is. So to end that quarter bracket its either gonna be me vs. Tuco or Musicforfish. I would have an easy time against Musicforfish, Tuco would make work for it, but man that bottom left corner bracket has got some stiff competition.

pharmakos · Dec 4, 2018

Tuco vs. MusicForFish - i think he'd actually enjoy having the award tho

Utnayan vs. Picasso3 - Ut is too much of a bro to me

Lanx vs. Butthurt - good guy but too racist and too much heavy handed advice

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Zapatta - Zap supporting Lanx in the amod thread recently did it for me

Noodleface vs. Tyen - hope he goes all the way

lurkingdirk vs. pharmakos - well yeah

Fedor vs. Cybsled - tough one...

Lunis vs. a_skeleton_03 - the guy is a perennial asshole, always shit talking, yet claims i'm awful because i'm too negative?

Araysar vs. gshurik - Araysar would have won my vote if he was bracketed against many of these other names

Lendarios vs. Deathwing - potato.jpg

Mist vs. Xequecal - born to be down

Maul vs. iannis - i like iannis

Chukzombi vs. Punko - chuk provides lots of entertainment via the ancient civilization thread

Borzak vs. Screamfeeder - Borzak rocks

Lithose vs. Foler - flipped a coin

Ossoi vs. Gavinmad - goes from 0 to 10 way too easy

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Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast

Screamfeeder

The Dirtbag

a_skeleton_03

OhSeven

Mediocre Negro

Screamfeeder

The Dirtbag

AngryGerbil

Poet Warrior

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi

McQueen

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

BoozeCube

The Wokest

iannis

Musty Nester

Muurloen

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lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

TBT-TheBigToe

<Rickshaw Potatoes>

Hateyou

Not Great, Not Terrible

gshurik

Tranny Chaser

Lanx

pharmakos

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