AssHat 2019 Voting Round 5

zombiewizardhawk said:

ITT: People voting for a guy who is going to be banned within a couple months and a guy who gets paid to be a faggot instead of actual asshats.

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ITT Wizardhawk pretends to have the keys to the vault that contains the actual and final definition of a FoH AssHat.

Enlighten us.

Zapatta said:

Dont fuck around, we dont know who Q is yet. It could be anyone.

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Wizardhawk knows who the actual asshats are. Wizardhawk is Q!

It turns out that this was never a democratic vote to begin with and was always being manipulated by the deep-state!

Impeach lurkingdirk !

AngryGerbil said:

ITT Wizardhawk pretends to have the keys to the vault that contains the actual and final definition of a FoH AssHat.

Enlighten us.

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Does this work?

Aren't you the one who is always bitching about "words have meaning" and "the revolution will be complete when the language is perfect" and shit? Does asshat to you just mean whoever can be the most obnoxious twat without ever even attempting to discuss anything or post anything with even the slightest substance?

Only if by 'Spice' you mean 'Meth'.

In which case, I submit myself to your highness as a loyal slave. You are clearly a space-traveling worm-creature.

zombiewizardhawk said:

ITT: People voting for a guy who is going to be banned within a couple months and a guy who gets paid to be a faggot instead of actual asshats.

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I wish I was actually being paid to talk to retards like you.

Errrr....I mean. George Soros promised me a raise of 10 sheckels Soros Bucks per post if I win!

Teekey said:

I wish I was actually being paid to talk to retards like you.

Errrr....I mean. George Soros promised me a raise of 10 sheckels Soros Bucks per post if I win!

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If everyone else in the room is a retard........

Not you, you actually argue. And a few times you've made a point. Where I go, "I don't like that he's right, but he is right."

if brando isn't getting paid though, he should be.

AngryGerbil said:

If everyone else in the room is a retard........

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...Then you might be posting on the Fires of Heaven Forum?

Teekey said:

...Then you might be posting on the Fires of Heaven Forum?

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You got 'em all in one post!

On god, Dirk is going to pull a time magazine stunt isn't he?

And the asshat of the year is... You! Go gettim, champ!

Teekey vs. xequecal : Xeq already won once, it's time for a new king.

Brando vs. Lendarios : Lend's posts make my brain hurt, but he doesnt spaz out as much. He's definitely my silver medal contender though.

Teekey

Brando

zombiewizardhawk said:

Does asshat to you just mean whoever can be the most obnoxious twat without ever even attempting to discuss anything or post anything with even the slightest substance?

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It's like RLM's Best of the Worst.

AssHat, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to 'knees too sharp' the AssHat contest.

AngryGerbil said:

You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to 'knees too sharp' the AssHat contest.

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C'mon man, I posted a terrible picture of myself for a fight promo against another forum member. Shame is not something I feel.

zombiewizardhawk said:

Shame is not something I feel.

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This is clearly true.

Please do not endeavor to share your shame on our Hallowed and Respected AssHat competion with your noodle-arms.

Look, it's okay to disagree with the people who voted against you. But to say that 'Because the vote didn't turn out the way I would have liked, I shall therefore REEE!!!" against the entire process... is communist levels of faggotry.

You're better than that. Hold your head up high and stop being an AssHat.