AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara will sneak up on you with a random asshat move sometimes, like an asshatsassin, but Dicktrickle is a more consistent customer.

Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Voting for yourself is an asshat move.

... vs. frenzied wombat - frenzied is just enough of an asshat that he can't resist the Intifada thread even when he knows he should.

Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Captain Ballbag Dronestrike vs "I think I'll try to make an alt to fuck with Bubbles. Again." This strike requires precision, so it goes to...

Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Ambiturner likes to bring the pain in several areas of the forum. He might be an underrated pick if he wasn't in Araysar's bracket...

Blazin vs. Maul - LOL

Denamian vs. Nirgon - double LOL

Kaines vs. Boozecube - Kaines has been doing some asshat work in several threads here lately, and Booze seems to have found a groove of chill lately. In perhaps a stunning upset:

Cybsled vs. Talos - Talos just can't seem to help himself sometimes. The clear mark of an asshat.

Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - His return to the pol section and subsequent avatar bet loss to Araysar of all people vaulted him into this tournament. What an asshat.

Hoss vs. Soygen - Hoss is barely worth commenting on, he's that much of an asshat.

popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - Wordsmanheimer gets the nod.

Zapatta vs. Oblio - Zapatta has been back to his old self, which means he's always an early round contender in this tournament.

Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - a couple of 3 am ballot drops put these guys into the game. MFF has done legacy work in the past, but I don't have time to look it up right now and it's saved on another drive in my closet.

Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - Not even close.

Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - triple LOL.

Mist vs. Erronius - Huh. One tries to say they aren't a dude, and the other tries to keep us from remembering they are secretly a hot azn chick. How FOH is THAT??

grim1 vs. Kiroy - grim is really gunning for the biggest boomer moron on the forum lately. EZ

Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Has 'bisi even been posting big girls lately?? Come back to us bro.

Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - I read some of his posts this year, so that makes it an easy choice here.

Edaw vs. Izo - Izo is like that creepy uncle who can barely hold it together in mixed company before he says something that makes the entire room look at him.

Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - It would take a Doctorate in Retardery to not vote for Chris here.

RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - While Mogly is proving his asshat cred in the investing thread (RIP $$$), I think Rob is getting the nod here.

spronk vs. Bodhy - while Bodgy is a gigantic asshat, I think he gave up posting here. Sorry spronk.

Yearly reminder: Not adding at least some kind of descriptor about why you're voting as you are makes you a massive communist furry.
You know, like DickTrickle . Or Lanx .


Don't be like those guys!