AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

lurkingdirk

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Here is this year's bracket. Stop it, I know no one is happy with it. Quote the second post here andthe list below, underline your vote. Please follow this simple rule.

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lurkingdirk

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy
 
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Lanx

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy
vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines
vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss
vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah
vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist
vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi
vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII
vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

i used my inner Izo Izo on sus'ing them out
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Loser Araysar

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HELL YEAH FIRST ROUND BYE
 
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Brikker

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy
vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled
vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss
vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing
vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist
vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII
vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

Honorable mention foler for hodj of the year award because he's going to be ultra butthurt he got left out
 
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DickTrickle

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There are a number of names in the voting bracket that no one nominated. What's up with that? Did I miss some rule or nomination avenue besides the thread?
 
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DickTrickle

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I read that as not enough people got nominated so some were chosen from the previous year to fill in the brackets.

IT'S TIME FOR A GODDAMN INSURRECTION UP IN HERE

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TBT-TheBigToe

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Has Dick in the name
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Because he needs it
... vs. frenzied wombat - Same reason I am going to vote for wormie wormie
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Changed this one in the end so all my votes would be on the right
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - **Justin Timberlake Really Face**
Blazin vs. Maul - Blazin is a'ight, Maul is on the right.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - I nominated him
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Needs a hug, like literally needs someone to give him and tender loving embrace. Literal hug. Seriously.
Cybsled vs.Talos - Winner of this brackets "Who?.gif" award by even/odd on a d20
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - Using a lesser version of Araysar Araysar 's avatar
Hoss vs. Soygen - Was on the right
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - Worst thing I can say about Pop is they write long posts, who am I to criticize?
Zapatta vs. Oblio - Knows what the did
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - Music won even/odd
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - Said a thing
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - won the even/odd
Mist vs. Erronius - Mist isn't an asshat, they are just sad. Erronius has potential.
grim1 vs. Kiroy - Said a thing, twice.
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Consistently the worst takes on movies for as long as I can remember
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - Dude deserves all the medals and awards for Pantheon content alone.
Edaw vs. Izo - Literally no reason. I just say Izo.
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - My wife was born in the UK and Chris makes me regret it.
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Their name. I just decided to vote for them based on their name.
spronk vs. Bodhy - Almost all my choices are on the right so I am going with it.

I put a lot more thought into this than you might suspect.
 
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DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
...
vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt
vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta
vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker
vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII
vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy
I put a lot less thought into this than you might suspect.

Also, so far 50% on following directions. That's better than I would have guessed!
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara will sneak up on you with a random asshat move sometimes, like an asshatsassin, but Dicktrickle is a more consistent customer.

Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Voting for yourself is an asshat move.

... vs. frenzied wombat - frenzied is just enough of an asshat that he can't resist the Intifada thread even when he knows he should.

Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Captain Ballbag Dronestrike vs "I think I'll try to make an alt to fuck with Bubbles. Again." This strike requires precision, so it goes to...

Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Ambiturner likes to bring the pain in several areas of the forum. He might be an underrated pick if he wasn't in Araysar's bracket...

Blazin vs. Maul - LOL

Denamian vs. Nirgon - double LOL

Kaines vs. Boozecube - Kaines has been doing some asshat work in several threads here lately, and Booze seems to have found a groove of chill lately. In perhaps a stunning upset:

Cybsled vs. Talos - Talos just can't seem to help himself sometimes. The clear mark of an asshat.

Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - His return to the pol section and subsequent avatar bet loss to Araysar of all people vaulted him into this tournament. What an asshat.

Hoss vs. Soygen - Hoss is barely worth commenting on, he's that much of an asshat.

popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - Wordsmanheimer gets the nod.

Zapatta vs. Oblio - Zapatta has been back to his old self, which means he's always an early round contender in this tournament.

Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - a couple of 3 am ballot drops put these guys into the game. MFF has done legacy work in the past, but I don't have time to look it up right now and it's saved on another drive in my closet.

Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - Not even close.

Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - triple LOL.

Mist vs. Erronius - Huh. One tries to say they aren't a dude, and the other tries to keep us from remembering they are secretly a hot azn chick. How FOH is THAT??

grim1 vs. Kiroy - grim is really gunning for the biggest boomer moron on the forum lately. EZ

Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Has 'bisi even been posting big girls lately?? Come back to us bro.

Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - I read some of his posts this year, so that makes it an easy choice here.

Edaw vs. Izo - Izo is like that creepy uncle who can barely hold it together in mixed company before he says something that makes the entire room look at him.

Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - It would take a Doctorate in Retardery to not vote for Chris here.

RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - While Mogly is proving his asshat cred in the investing thread (RIP $$$), I think Rob is getting the nod here.

spronk vs. Bodhy - while Bodgy is a gigantic asshat, I think he gave up posting here. Sorry spronk.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Yearly reminder: Not adding at least some kind of descriptor about why you're voting as you are makes you a massive communist furry.
You know, like DickTrickle DickTrickle . Or Lanx Lanx .


Don't be like those guys!
 
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Chukzombi

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy
vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines
vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss
vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah
vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist
vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi
vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII
vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

i used my inner Izo Izo on sus'ing them out
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i trust you my brother.
Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy
vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines
vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss
vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah
vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist
vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi
vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII
vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy
 
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