AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

LLR: My DM's are open

Only voting for one bracket and thats: Chris wins against Dr. Retarded, hands down.

Zapatta said:

WTF did I ever do to you?

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It's you vs Oblio. Blame lurkingdirk as is tradition.

I look forward to lurkingdirk disqualifying all the people who can't read and this round ends up with four total voters.

Daidraco said:

Only voting for one bracket and thats: Chris wins against Dr. Retarded, hands down.

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^^
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - proof the teaching profession should not exist.

lurkingdirk said:

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - tits or gtfo
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - unban @Fedor
... vs. frenzied wombat - PF remembers recursive fuckery on earlier forums.
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Yes.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Not butthurt enough.
Blazin vs. Maul - I like farms.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - mr.sox 0,5.
Kaines vs. Boozecube -
Cybsled vs. Talos - god is dead.
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - Russkie tricked you.
Hoss vs. Soygen - coin
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - coin
Zapatta vs. Oblio - coin
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - mofofo don't ever change
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - you used to be cooler
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes -
Mist vs. Erronius - dude, post pics of your testicles in a jar.
grim1 vs. Kiroy - coin
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - post more titty conquests.
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - don't die dork, we'd be lost
Edaw vs. Izo - I wish i could make shoops like you do. Shinobi.
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - needs prize money for dentists.
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - coin
spronk vs. Bodhy - Pooph.doody

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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle

Is the only one who gets it, so I don't need to explain this

Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule

lol where to start. Deprived this forum of my genius at the start of the year Edit: and also since I returned from my "vacation" I still haven't gotten used to the latinum announcement taking place 4 hours earlier than it used to.


... vs. frenzied wombat

Only voting because of the stupid name, both indistinguishable

Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon

One of the biggest cucks on this forum who played the Game of Ignore Announcements and lost.

Butthurt vs. Ambiturner

Thought Rocky was the favourite going into the first Creed fight despite the entire buildup being about how Rocky wasn't preparing properly, and Micky telling him he was gonna lose.

Blazin vs. Maul

Moron

Denamian vs. Nirgon

Incel

Kaines vs. Boozecube

Has to win eventually for his internet tough guy forever alone persona

Cybsled vs. Talos

Coin flip but mostly can't recall any idiocy from Cybsled

Gutterflesh vs. Tuco

Tried to ban me for a Pokemon Go scam, is in a cuck MMO guild but did inspire one of the greatest posts in the history of the entire internet.

Hoss vs. Soygen

Watched Better Call Saul without watching BB first.

popsicledeath vs. Muurloen

Both non factors

Zapatta vs. Oblio

Both non factors

Rajaah vs. Music For Fish

Tough one. Can't recall too many incidences of Rajaah aspiring incel character and he made me laugh with this post Snow White (2024) so I decided to spare him

Deathwing vs. BrutulTM

Didn't vote for him last year because he gave me laughter induced asthma attack, but now I feel like voting for him.


Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes

Only ever replied to Jasker once.

Mist vs. Erronius

Another ignore announcer then unignorer.

grim1 vs. Kiroy

Only interacted with grim1 twice


Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep

The facebook buzz is that his stalking fan club are going to propel him to victory this year. Still a pussy that can't handle ribbing and banter.

Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk

Is obsessed with me

Edaw vs. Izo

Barely interacted with them all year.

Dr. Retarded vs. Chris

Lol winning asshat would be the final nail in Chris coffin. Totally deserves it for failing to learn from my Ukraine thread banning, and for failing to observe how to get yourself out from the eye of Sauron. Confessed to semi trolling with his posts. Another one that announces ignore but replies to me anyway.

RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman

Who the fuck is Eminem?


spronk vs. Bodhy

Bodhy is the most asshat one on the entire list but too obvious a pick and too inactive. Spronk is another one that made a big deal out of utilising the ignore function but eventually had to admit defeat. I own you.