AssHat 2025 Voting: Round 1. Cast your votes!!!

TomServo vs. Goatface - Servo has a cool name
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - part of amod team and I don't even know who kuro is.
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - amod wins
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Tough one. Political shitposter vs FSR shitposter. Going with the political shitposter.
Vuuxo vs Blazin - amod wins by default
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - because of his avatar
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Fed. wijdk nominated himself and should only get 1 vote.
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - fed
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - Never set an avatar so fuck him. Also, I don't see a single post by sid, so who the fuck is he?
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Not a real dr. I've asked him multiple times to prescribe me some vicoden. He keeps asking for playstations in return. That's not how real doctors work. Real doctors just hand you the signed prescription so you can wrote down what you want.
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - For the avatar. Consider yourself a stand in for the estonian simp.
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - nothing personal, but there's a black guy in the lineup so of course I'm going to pick him. Oh wait, excuse me.... NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT THERE'S A BLACK GUY IN THE LINEUP SO OF COURSE I HAVE TO PICK HIM
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - This is finally dirk's year.
Cad vs. Quevy - amod. Newly minted, but amod nonetheless
Talos vs. Gravel - not too sure about either, but gravel posts more in politics so he's bound to be a bigger asshat.
Music for Fish vs. brikker - MFF has been right about nearly everything. That's the opposite of asshattery.
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - Mostly posts in politics, he must be an asshat.
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - I hope first prize is a wood chipper ride.
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - fuck that newfag. He doesn't deserve the title.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - more amod tomfoolery.

TomServo vs. Goatface - Eh, toss-up
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Amod and <3
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - Toss-up
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Meh, gotta back the blue, I guess.
Vuuxo vs Blazin - Toss-up
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Soft spot for Gavin
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Weirdo
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - Needs more balls
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - No idea here
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Oof, don't think either are asshats
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - Dunno
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - <3
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - Doesn't post much, but when they do, I cringe
Cad vs. Quevy - Can't hate on Cad
Talos vs. Gravel - Militant Catholicism
Music for Fish vs. brikker - Yeah
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - Toss-up
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - Kind of a fag
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Thanks, Izo. I'm a bit of a fag, myself
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - No idea

Cad said:

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Sorry, didn't see this. Here's what I've got:

TomServo vs. Goatface - This dude acts like my nemesis and hates everything I say, and I have no fucking idea who he is.
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Amod gets leniency
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Caligula and I were in the same EQ guild
Vuuxo vs Blazin - Blazin is nice, not sure why on here
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Gavin is harsh but fair, this other guy is a weirdo
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Booze getting bumped out in round 1 would be hilarious
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - Yerm and I were in the same EQ guild. Also I think Bandwagon is a Kamala voter
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - Who the fuck is Sid Farkus?
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Not a real doctor, goes on tangents and derails all the time.
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - Helping maintain the "FOH is a racist board" narrative
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy - Nothing personal, decent giuy
Talos vs. Gravel - Both of these guys shit on my posts, but Talos at least reads them first
Music for Fish vs. brikker - hommo
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - Nothing personal
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - Kind of obnoxious
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Not sure why Koushirou is on here and I'm not. Actually I can say that about a bunch of people, what a weird bracket.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - Coin flip

TomServo vs. Goatface - Coinflip
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro Close call, but blackpilling for updoots gets the win.
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - Don't know a thing about either of these guys, but down with fake tits.
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Another coinflip.
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 Tough call, but Sean has put in more effort at it this year.
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Would prefer to vote for the other guy this early, but well I just don't know him.
Bandwagon vs. Yerm Bandwagon is a straight shooter.
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - Not enough info to choose so coin flip
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Kaj hot takes are more migraine inducing than Dr's food derails.
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - Dude lives up to his name.
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - Patriots Fan. No further explanation needed.
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - LD is the perfect candidate. The right combination of entertaining and retarded.
Cad vs. Quevy - I know its a late write in, but its going to be hard to top his "Japan should not have been nuked" sperg out.
Talos vs. Gravel - In a battle between Stupid Pill and Black Pill, Stupid Pill wins Stupid Prizes.
Music for Fish vs. brikker - Music is legit mentally ill, so no contest here.
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - Process of elminiation. Daez has been less annoying, even though he could be with the way the Rams are doing.
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - I mean, he is a Furry....
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Could give Koush the pussy pass to victory here, but Bald Brah may be the new Chuck of hot takes.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - Gotta go with a fellow Nazi.

TomServo vs. Goatface
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Yerm
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Brahma
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious
Cad vs. Quevy
Talos vs. Gravel
Music for Fish vs. brikker
Tarrant vs. Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13

vote we skip this year or just crown Araysar today, none of these fucking contenders are even worth mentioning

No super strong must have candidates this year, no one's won out of the gate like in some years, even the folks campaigning in the other thread didn't seem AssHat bad.
Used a randomizer to pick when I couldn't choose or didn't know either person; if I knew one person better I just chose the person I knew least well. It's just round 1 in that regard.

TomServo vs. Goatface- Like them both, neither deserve the award.
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro- N word please.
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian- Not picking Den but I must not be in the right place in the forums for siliconemelons to be on the AssHat list.
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB- Chaos rules, randomizer has spoken.
Vuuxo vs Blazin- Like them both, neither deserve, not voting for Blazin
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1- shallowest bucket prevails.
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow- Not an Asshat but I do <name pun>; not voting for Booze.
Bandwagon vs. Yerm- Another terrible choice for the shallowest bucket.
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77- Chaos reigns, randomizer rules.
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji-nothing personal Kaji; not voting for Dr. Retarded.
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy- Chaos reigns, randomizer rules; neither going to win, though.
Luc1fer vs. Brahma- Not a deep well of interactions but another group going out early; Chaos reigns randomizer rules.
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious- Not voting for Lurk.
Cad vs. Quevy- Not voting for Cad
Talos vs. Gravel- Another weak asshat pairing, how did these two get nominated? Sorry Talos.
Music for Fish vs. brikker- I saw brikker posting about being nominated, sorry man. WTF. Not voting for MFF
Tarrant vs. Daezuel- Protest voting Daezuel
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat- Seems like an odds on favorite to win at this point.
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou- Chaos reigns but you won't last Bald Bruh, I feel bad for the vote.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13- I can't think of a single thread from which I know Sinistkir13. Butthurt doesn't belong on this list IIRC.