Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

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Man, I was cautiously optimistic about this game, but if this is the kind of shit they are promoting at fan events, it might not be for me. I think I'll have to wait for impressions before pulling the trigger on this one. If I can't completely avoid the furry madness and LGBTQ+ depravity, I might just end up passing.
 
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I liked the Witcher3 romance stuff. It was mostly well written and the game/story was great overall, so it fit in.
Most other games it is just annoying or traumatic in my case, when I got raped by a half orc in BG2.
Lol the main two love interests sure but all the rest were, hey girl I’m sterile while he gave them fuck me eyes.
 

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Xevy Xevy I won't speak for anyone here but the reason I'm less interested in any game trying to appeal to the woke crowd is:
  • Aligning to any kind of ideology conforms games within predictable boundaries that have been done many times before
  • Many developers that have broken woke have faded into mediocrity for a variety of reasons. Speculation: Key designers, writers are low-talent losers hired by foolish people focused on all the wrong metrics.
A big part of this is a feeling that Bioware built some of the best CRPGs ever made, and then pioneered a descent into a pallid cesspool of high-budget, mid-tier games by chasing wokeness. Any indicator that a beloved franchise like Baldur's Gate is following those footsteps should be met by alarm by anyone who wants a worth successor to BG2.

I'm looking for a great game bravely developed to generate something new while reaping the best ideas the gaming industry has put forth. Boundless creativity and a focus on excellence is what produces a game worth my time.
 
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That they spent time working on all this space stuff is just as cringe and useless as all the games that thought “walking in stations” was a fun feature to add to a spaceship game. No it’s not, I just want to fly spaceships. Hopefully the underlying game doesn’t suffer for it, but it probably will. This sort of content is pretty much just for girls and retards. I mean it had some novelty the first time I saw it in a game in a “lol my chars are banging” way, but they’ve really just gone and made it creepier and creepier over time.
 

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It's more the "everything is an affront to me!" thing that's just about every little thing. It's liked I posted, 20 years ago no one would've batted and eye and just laughed. Now people think it's some fucking furry virtue signaling because these people are just offended by EVERYTHING. If Star Wars was released today they'd ask why the black guy was so cool and rich, why the girl was so good with a blaster, and why the main bad guys were white. It's just every.little.thing. about every single thing. Super tiring when you want to discuss how good a game is to play and it always comes down to "well some blue hair gay trans probably made it which is why it sucks." This isn't even hyperbole. I wish it was.

What most of these people fail to realize is the games aren't bad because of wokeness or gay characters. They're bad because the companies suck shit. They've been sucking shit for decades and now people just get to play this "woke go broke" shit. No man, these companies get huge, get lazy, and stop innovating. That's why this shit sucks. The upstarts that crush it are "woke" too, but they have actual talent and ambition. That's the difference. Not to be all internet, but it's fucking Hitler's Germany. Wokeness isn't the cause of EVERYTHING'S downfall, the shitty fucking greedy companies who are fine with cranking out status quo games are the problem. They know they'll move 2 million boxes of something as dull and uninteresting as Diablo 4 so they don't bother doing anything extra. Then people blame women or gays or whatever they want when it's fucking Ron Blizzard Sr. who just wants the shit shipped ASAP for an extra 50% 3 day preorder.

The "they wasted time and money to do this!" shit is funny too. It probably took them like 4 man hours with the way shit is made now. They have 173 hours or some shit of cinematics. This is part of that schtick where they probably have all sorts of various scenarios for the same events based on choices and models and shit. It's really just a business ploy and it's probably something like 30-40 hours of story cinematics with various slight twists.

TL:DR

Games aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the companies making them are bad. Whenever you blame anything immediately on wokeness or shit you look like a fucking German peasant. "Oh yeah, we're failing because of the wokes. The wokes are making everything bad." No, you boomer and coomer fucks, it's because the $$$ matters more than the game and that's the bottom line.
 
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No, you boomer and coomer fucks, it's because the $$$ matters more than the game and that's the bottom line.

If you think this you haven't been paying attention, you are fucking clueless
 
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They have 173 hours or some shit of cinematics. This is part of that schtick where they probably have all sorts of various scenarios for the same events based on choices and models and shit. It's really just a business ploy and it's probably something like 30-40 hours of story cinematics with various slight twists.
If I was being generous I would say something got lost in translation, but that 170ish hours of "cinematics" number is including when characters are "locked" in dialog. So as soon as you start to talk to a dude, they start the timer, then count the whole back and forth with the party.

They probably should have said something like they have X hours of spoken dialog, or some shit, instead.
 

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It's more the "everything is an affront to me!" thing that's just about every little thing. It's liked I posted, 20 years ago no one would've batted and eye and just laughed. Now people think it's some fucking furry virtue signaling because these people are just offended by EVERYTHING. If Star Wars was released today they'd ask why the black guy was so cool and rich, why the girl was so good with a blaster, and why the main bad guys were white. It's just every.little.thing. about every single thing. Super tiring when you want to discuss how good a game is to play and it always comes down to "well some blue hair gay trans probably made it which is why it sucks." This isn't even hyperbole. I wish it was.

What most of these people fail to realize is the games aren't bad because of wokeness or gay characters. They're bad because the companies suck shit. They've been sucking shit for decades and now people just get to play this "woke go broke" shit. No man, these companies get huge, get lazy, and stop innovating. That's why this shit sucks. The upstarts that crush it are "woke" too, but they have actual talent and ambition. That's the difference. Not to be all internet, but it's fucking Hitler's Germany. Wokeness isn't the cause of EVERYTHING'S downfall, the shitty fucking greedy companies who are fine with cranking out status quo games are the problem. They know they'll move 2 million boxes of something as dull and uninteresting as Diablo 4 so they don't bother doing anything extra. Then people blame women or gays or whatever they want when it's fucking Ron Blizzard Sr. who just wants the shit shipped ASAP for an extra 50% 3 day preorder.

The "they wasted time and money to do this!" shit is funny too. It probably took them like 4 man hours with the way shit is made now. They have 173 hours or some shit of cinematics. This is part of that schtick where they probably have all sorts of various scenarios for the same events based on choices and models and shit. It's really just a business ploy and it's probably something like 30-40 hours of story cinematics with various slight twists.

TL:DR

Games aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the companies making them are bad. Whenever you blame anything immediately on wokeness or shit you look like a fucking German peasant. "Oh yeah, we're failing because of the wokes. The wokes are making everything bad." No, you boomer and coomer fucks, it's because the $$$ matters more than the game and that's the bottom line.
people who make woke games have their priorities in the wrong place. its like Christian games and movies. the priority is on evangelizing Jesus, not making a good game ore movie. so they all suck. this effects every level of production. Hires are prioritized based not on merit, but being part of the cult. the work itself doesn't focus quality, but instead virtue signaling or proselytizing. so the sound sucks, the lightning sucks, the acting sucks. etc.

Saying they are just bad company's, is missing the mark entirely.
 
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It's more the "everything is an affront to me!" thing that's just about every little thing. It's liked I posted, 20 years ago no one would've batted and eye and just laughed. Now people think it's some fucking furry virtue signaling because these people are just offended by EVERYTHING. If Star Wars was released today they'd ask why the black guy was so cool and rich, why the girl was so good with a blaster, and why the main bad guys were white. It's just every.little.thing. about every single thing. Super tiring when you want to discuss how good a game is to play and it always comes down to "well some blue hair gay trans probably made it which is why it sucks." This isn't even hyperbole. I wish it was.

What most of these people fail to realize is the games aren't bad because of wokeness or gay characters. They're bad because the companies suck shit. They've been sucking shit for decades and now people just get to play this "woke go broke" shit. No man, these companies get huge, get lazy, and stop innovating. That's why this shit sucks. The upstarts that crush it are "woke" too, but they have actual talent and ambition. That's the difference. Not to be all internet, but it's fucking Hitler's Germany. Wokeness isn't the cause of EVERYTHING'S downfall, the shitty fucking greedy companies who are fine with cranking out status quo games are the problem. They know they'll move 2 million boxes of something as dull and uninteresting as Diablo 4 so they don't bother doing anything extra. Then people blame women or gays or whatever they want when it's fucking Ron Blizzard Sr. who just wants the shit shipped ASAP for an extra 50% 3 day preorder.

The "they wasted time and money to do this!" shit is funny too. It probably took them like 4 man hours with the way shit is made now. They have 173 hours or some shit of cinematics. This is part of that schtick where they probably have all sorts of various scenarios for the same events based on choices and models and shit. It's really just a business ploy and it's probably something like 30-40 hours of story cinematics with various slight twists.

TL:DR

Games aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the companies making them are bad. Whenever you blame anything immediately on wokeness or shit you look like a fucking German peasant. "Oh yeah, we're failing because of the wokes. The wokes are making everything bad." No, you boomer and coomer fucks, it's because the $$$ matters more than the game and that's the bottom line.
This is a lot of words to say you want to fuck gay bears.
 
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What most of these people fail to realize is the games aren't bad because of wokeness or gay characters. They're bad because the companies suck shit. They've been sucking shit for decades and now people just get to play this "woke go broke" shit. No man, these companies get huge, get lazy, and stop innovating. That's why this shit sucks.
Yes, the games have sucked shit for a long while now. The only thing that's changed in recent years is they now suck shitdicks. In other words, games were already bad, but now they're bad and gay.

Given that gay = bad it follows that
games = bad + gay
= bad + bad
= double bad
Therefore, games are now twice as bad as a direct consequence of woke influences.
L.G.B.Q.E.D.
 
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is it woke degeneracy or larian silliness? Larian does love to be silly in their games. The overtly sexual chest back in Divinity 2...
But as noted, genital sliders, pronouns, etc. once is a joke, 10 times is a pattern. you can also go look at the panels from hell, etc. The company has ballooned up since Original sin. many, many new hires. and look at the blue hairs in the development panels.

They are certainly checking off a hell of alot of warning signs. Makes you wonder if BG3 itself is yet another example of cultural vandalism by wokesters. They had a phenomenally popular independent IP. why jump onto Baldur's gate?
 

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I did the research so you guys can know the answer. Biggest furry site, best I can see is that there's absolutely no porn in response to this other than one artist was inspired to draw some gay feral bear porn in response to a stream request. If the furries gave a shit there'd be a lot more than that. PM me if you want the art.
 
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They are certainly checking off a hell of alot of warning signs. Makes you wonder if BG3 itself is yet another example of cultural vandalism by wokesters. They had a phenomenally popular independent IP. why jump onto Baldur's gate?
Edit (from DoS 2 wiki): "In order to develop the game, the studio expanded from 40 people to a team of 130, and from one studio in Belgium to four international studios." They scaled up their team a bit for DoS 2, but 130 people still seems pretty small compared to what they have now. I doubt it was more than a handful of people that had any say about trying to get the BG IP, all of which have probably been there for 10+ years.

They go over how it's been a dream of theirs to work on a BG DnD game in the announcement video, way back when (5 years ago?). Sven always seemed like one of the more genuine studio heads and I cant recall any time he has been caught straight out lying in his statements. Plus, I am sure the BG games were two games that got at least half of the Divinity: Original Sin team into game making in the first place, so it's no wonder everyone would be on board with trying to get approval for them to make another one.

Lets not forget Wizards was one of the first companies to go full speed ahead "woke," and they have their own requests and demands for what is/isn't in the game. When working on big IPs like this, studios have a dedicated liaison team that continually negotiates with the IP rights holder and tries to keep them happy, otherwise they can drop the hammer and make things miserable.
 
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Xevy Xevy Hl alyx had a mixed race female protagonist that got further tomboyed compared to previous games, yet no one cried woke because it was just a thing that was part of the world , not something that was used to promote the game. I think woke is from a combination of diversity stuff coupled with ‘hey this is why our game is good!’. Tuco prolly jumping gun here, I have a feeling larian has a lot of compelling components to this game and this is just a distraction but I could be wrong.
 
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