Being an adult sucks

zippitydoda

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Do not let me linger like and old, incontinent dog. If I cannot eat, breathe, and/or pump blood I am dead. I do not have a death wish, but am fascinated to know what is on the other side. It is the only place I cannot go in this life. It is the only battle I will loose.
 

Bigguy28

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My mother lost a kidney to cancer years ago and has had a couple cancer scares since than, my oldest brother died of brain cancer last year and my older brother has Parkinson's. I live in fear daily of what's going to happen to me, my adulthood has been pretty shit so far.
 

jeffvader

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ya'll need to go watch some monty python. and for the fags complaining they can't date teenagers without being labeled pedos move to russia.
 

Palum

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With most of it that could happen when you were a kid as well
No when this happens as a kid you turn into Batman. I mean, assuming you are an heir to inestimable wealth.

So yea I guess basically it just sucks.
 

Woefully Inept

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Life certainly was easier when the biggest question that needed answering was "Whose house are we playing wiffle ball at?".
 
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Nuttin_sl

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Nah, this year i?ll turn 44, there are things a wish for, being a kid again is not on that list.
Now a days when i visit my parents, the heated discussions usully starts after a week, as in their eyes I am still 15 years old, even though I have my own family with a wife, 2 kids and a stupid dog, house, summerhome, 2 cars and a fucking boat.

All ages has their ups and downs, I for one dont think that having the ability / choice of making my own fucking decisions is a bad thing.
 

Skanda

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Nerds still living in their parent's basement at 30 isn't looking so bad now is it?
 

Fadaar

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I turn 30 this year and don't feel any different from the day I graduated high school, except I own a lot of shit and have a job/apartment.
 

Helldiver

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I turn 30 this year and don't feel any different from the day I graduated high school, except I own a lot of shit and have a job/apartment.
Pretty much.

Having dated a couple 19 year olds, I can tell you guys aren't missing anything great. Last 19 year old I dated just irritated the shit out of me. I couldn't even have a descent conversation with her without being accused of: being mad at <insert topic>, asked why I hated <insert topic>, or being ignored/brushed off when I wanted to discuss <insert topic>. That's when I realized I was just too old (31 at the time) to be dating women under 21 without some education.
 

iannis

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I can't fuck 19 year olds anymore without being tagged as an old pervert. Being an adult sucks.
All the other stuff included... this has GOT to be the worst part.

There are 19 year olds that I could totally make. But then there's a voice in my head, "You might have gone to high school with her DAD. IT IS POSSIBLE" and I'm all "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu"

Edit: Oh. We're not talking about dating 'em man. heh! God no, even when I was 19 myself I knew 19 year old girls were full of drama and bullshit. How much worse would it be now?
 

Mahes

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I would say getting older is the part that really sucks. I did not mind being out on my own. Now, I have been married for 10 years and this is my second marriage. Mentally I feel just fine but physically I can tell I am changing. I get winded a lot easier. When I sleep, if I role too my left side I can hear my heart beating. My joints hurt more often.

Being an adult is fine. It always sucks too lose parents at any age, though I could see where understanding what was going on and having to work with it could be worse. It is the body degrading that I cannot stand.
 

Draqnor_sl

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The thing I miss the most (and maybe just is my fucked up self) is getting really fucking excited about things. As I got older and could do whatever the fuck I wanted (drink on a Tuesday, eat shit for dinner, watch porn all night, etc.) that stuff stopped being very appealing. If I want something, most stuff I can go out and get but of course now I don't really want anything. I guess I do still get pretty fucking excited about sex so there is that...

I agree about the health shit. I been eating healthier and lifting weights for the last year and managed to loose around 60lbs and that made a huge difference now that I am in my mid 40s.
 

iannis

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God man, my ankles. I have to stay in motion all the time or else the synovial fluid recedes and I get stiff as fuck. That never used to happen. People think I'm manic. I just don't want my feet to hurt.

One day I'm going to sit down and not be able to stand back up. I don't know which day that will be, but I can see it coming.
 

Calbiyum

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I don't want to date a 19 year old I just want to have sex with them. Something about when a girl turns 20 and they want a relationship. Like nah I'm good ma'am
 

Rangoth

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lol, bunch of little bitches. I'm 33 dating a 22 year old, no one cares, including her parents. I love being old. Have you met any young people recently? They are fucking retarded, like most people in general I suppose you could argue, but seriously they are retarded.

I am basically the same as I was at 21, only now I have money, experience, and wisdom. It's 1000x better in every fucking way. I didn't hate my youth by any stretch, but I remember working graveyard shift at UPS then taking classes all day and complaining about going out because I couldn't afford it. Life was hard. It had tons of bonuses, I won't lie about that, college was sure fun, but seriously. Now I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want and I don't have to apologize for shit. Plus my patience has both grown and dropped, not sure if I can explain it. Basically I don't give a shit about small stuff anymore because life is so fucking awesome that it's not worth loosing sleep over a "friend being a bitch" or "slow service" or whatever other mundane shit people rant about, yet when I do lose my shit I feel like it's respected more because I hold that shit in for when it matters, like when some fuckbag bartender gave my credit card to someone else(I'm hoping to god on mistake, though I'll never know) and then acted like "ohh sorry", so now I had to deal with some first world problems of cancelling my card, getting a new one, and switching all my monthly crap over to the new number. All because fuckbag can't pull his head from ass for 30 seconds to do his job.

I dunno guys, youth is a blast but being in my 30's so far has been fucking amazing. You all are doing it wrong. Like was said in the 2nd post or whatever, stop having kids and wives and shit.
 

Calbiyum

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lol, bunch of little bitches. I'm 33 dating a 22 year old, no one cares, including her parents. I love being old. Have you met any young people recently? They are fucking retarded, like most people in general I suppose you could argue, but seriously they are retarded.

I am basically the same as I was at 21, only now I have money, experience, and wisdom. It's 1000x better in every fucking way. I didn't hate my youth by any stretch, but I remember working graveyard shift at UPS then taking classes all day and complaining about going out because I couldn't afford it. Life was hard. It had tons of bonuses, I won't lie about that, college was sure fun, but seriously. Now I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want and I don't have to apologize for shit. Plus my patience has both grown and dropped, not sure if I can explain it. Basically I don't give a shit about small stuff anymore because life is so fucking awesome that it's not worth loosing sleep over a "friend being a bitch" or "slow service" or whatever other mundane shit people rant about, yet when I do lose my shit I feel like it's respected more because I hold that shit in for when it matters, like when some fuckbag bartender gave my credit card to someone else(I'm hoping to god on mistake, though I'll never know) and then acted like "ohh sorry", so now I had to deal with some first world problems of cancelling my card, getting a new one, and switching all my monthly crap over to the new number. All because fuckbag can't pull his head from ass for 30 seconds to do his job.

I dunno guys, youth is a blast but being in my 30's so far has been fucking amazing. You all are doing it wrong. Like was said in the 2nd post or whatever, stop having kids and wives and shit.
I'll be 24 in a few days and I have to hear all my friends complain about how they don't want to grow up and wish they were young again etc. Most of my friends are also only 21. But yeah they have shitty memories and forget how in some ways being younger was and having so much less freedom than you do now. It seems like the popular thing now to just complain about shit that might be mildly annoying so that you can post it as a facebook status and get likes on it