Yeah maybe they can replace my fucking fingerprints too.
It wouldn't be so bad if they were actually trying at OPM, but they weren't, that place is a goddamn clusterfuck. They didn't get owned by "APT" they got owned by sheer incompetence. And now DHS is pushing to hire people, but of course the are looking for experts in every single infosec discipline who are willing to take a enormous paycut and deal with mind-bottling bureaucracy only to have little to no impact on the organization. Sign me up to wade through that swamp for years on end!