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Lanx

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Burren said:
This is not ok, sir.
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did you forget that his wife is asian

an asian wife said you suck so bad at driving, she will have to tigermom the wheel from now on

its like that movie oak st, every time there was an action scene or the couple drove the car, ann hathaway will be driving. it's not like he's the look out or he's riding shotgun, using the shotgun against veliciraptors, no he's just a faggot that screams while ann drives away.

and as shown as a way to emasculate him, he does know how to drive, he has a pizza delivery side gig

damn Xarpolis Xarpolis

you are sad ewan mcgregor, she doesn't even think you can handle the gun, you get the stick instead
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Xarpolis

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She is slow and OVERLY passive when driving. Where as I drive quickly. She's happy going speed limit or a little slower. Never rolls anywhere near the car in front of her. She never changes lanes. But I'm an aggressive driver, and she doesn't like that. When she's just following behind the slowest person on the road and she'll never pass, I actually reach over and honk the horn, causing her to yell at me.
 
Lanx

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Xarpolis said:
She is slow and OVERLY passive when driving. Where as I drive quickly. She's happy going speed limit or a little slower. Never rolls anywhere near the car in front of her. She never changes lanes. But I'm an aggressive driver, and she doesn't like that. When she's just following behind the slowest person on the road and she'll never pass, I actually reach over and honk the horn, causing her to yell at me.
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didn't you meet your wife at the hospital from crashing your bike?

and she has to deal w/ someone w/ such low impulse control, he reaches over and fucks around w/ the steering wheel?
 
Cad

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Xarpolis said:
My wife wanted to pick one thing up so we went there. She doesn't like how I drive, so I'm relocated to the passenger seat.

We normally shop at h-e-b and Costco.
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You are a white man and you let your asian wife drive?

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Aldarion

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Xarpolis said:
She is slow and OVERLY passive when driving. Where as I drive quickly. She's happy going speed limit or a little slower. Never rolls anywhere near the car in front of her. She never changes lanes. But I'm an aggressive driver, and she doesn't like that. When she's just following behind the slowest person on the road and she'll never pass, I actually reach over and honk the horn, causing her to yell at me.
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Based on this post alone, your wife is a 10X better driver than you are. You should listen to her.
 
Burns

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Xarpolis said:
She is slow and OVERLY passive when driving. Where as I drive quickly. She's happy going speed limit or a little slower. Never rolls anywhere near the car in front of her. She never changes lanes. But I'm an aggressive driver, and she doesn't like that. When she's just following behind the slowest person on the road and she'll never pass, I actually reach over and honk the horn, causing her to yell at me.
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So you're saying she is a typical left lane driver?
 
Xarpolis

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She stays in the right lane, so she's doing that correct at least. She's just perpetually slow. No motivation to get to her destination.
 
Adebisi

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I've been changing my oil for years and leaned a very important lesson today.

Never change your oil outside on a windy day.

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