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Under Kentucky law, sodomy is defined, in part, as deviate sexual intercourse with another person, which covers 'any act of sexual gratification involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth of anus of another.'

So which do you guys think it was? Mouth or anus? She looks like a girl who will do both, so I'm gunna say both.
 
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only 23 years old, banging a 15 year old? she's gonna feel real dumb if she goes to jail for fucking someone 8 years younger than her lol. my girlfriend is 5 years younger than me.
 
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So which do you guys think it was? Mouth or anus? She looks like a girl who will do both, so I'm gunna say both.

"Kendall Burk, 23, a biology teacher at Grant County High School, was arrested on Wednesday, and charged with four counts of sodomy and four counts of rape. "

four counts each, mouth to genital counts? yeah i think that means she was just blowing him hah.
 
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I'm going to stick with my guess that she took it in the pooper. But I got to wondering if pegging counts as sodomy since there are no real genitals involved. I don't know kentucky law maybe hodj hodj will answer.
 
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www.aspentimes.com/news/alleged-sexually-explicit-texts-key-evidence-in-case-involving-basalt-high-school-teacher/


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story reads like a very bad episode of a highschool TV drama.
 
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www.aspentimes.com/news/alleged-sexually-explicit-texts-key-evidence-in-case-involving-basalt-high-school-teacher/


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story reads like a very bad episode of a highschool TV drama.

LOL from that article "Intangibles"
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She kind of scares me. If it's true the student's life may be in danger. Must be the AOC eyes.

But at the same time, reading the story it looks like she never had sex with a student, she's just being fucked over because he was pursuing her and then started bragging to friends that he fucked her. It's possible the only thing she did wrong was not reporting the student.
 

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'The teacher started texting him to come to her house on the campus and that's how it started but it got to the stage where he had had enough.

'But the teacher wouldn't let him go and he went to his parents for help and they went to the headmaster and now it is all coming out.'

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I'm imagining what kinda weird shit she was into for the kid to have 'had enough'.
 
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She was probably just a super possessive crazy bitch

since that sentence wasn’t ended with a period, I would like to finish it.

She was probably just a super possesseive crazy bitch that wouldn’t let him get in a couple of hours of Fortnite each night.

As a side note, I don’t understand the attraction to children. Don’t get me wrong, I bragged about my run of 19 year olds after my divorce, but most of them were of the thicker body types. I am not the least attracted to the bone skinny women that look like boys. I’m not Bubbles Bubbles .

With that said, I really don’t understand a woman being attracted to <18 boys. They look way less manly then zombiewizardhawk zombiewizardhawk .
 
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since that sentence wasn’t ended with a period, I would like to finish it.

She was probably just a super possesseive crazy bitch that wouldn’t let him get in a couple of hours of Fortnite each night.

As a side note, I don’t understand the attraction to children. Don’t get me wrong, I bragged about my run of 19 year olds after my divorce, but most of them were of the thicker body types. I am not the least attracted to the bone skinny women that look like boys. I’m not Bubbles Bubbles .

With that said, I really don’t understand a woman being attracted to <18 boys. They look way less manly then zombiewizardhawk zombiewizardhawk .
Dude.

Exhibit A:

Is she old enough for me to say she is “girl next door hot”!

No make up and still hot? Yes please.

Care to retract your statement?
 
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Meaning “Is she old enough?”

and then I was making a statement “I like women that are pretty without makeup” I’m not banging them.

Your 148 IQ couldn’t see that?
 

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Meaning “Is she old enough?”

and then I was making a statement “I like women that are pretty without makeup” I’m not banging them.

Your 148 IQ couldn’t see that?
I don’t understand the attraction to children
That video is 6 years old. That girl is tops 16 in that video, likely closer to 14.
 

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That video is 6 years old. That girl is tops 16 in that video, likely closer to 14.

5 years ago. “College friends“ song. Fuck off with your retardation. Especially when you have no clue what you’re talking about.

 

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I am not the least attracted to the bone skinny women that look like boys. I’m not Bubbles Bubbles .

wait... what? huh? For you information I like 'em ladies with some meat on them bones. But they must not be fat. If there's a jiggle, it must jiggle in the right and correct place
 
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I think Brad2770 Brad2770 might have just won the thread...

Maybe. But if you look at the video he was talking about in the mist quotes, she was younger. I did some internet stalking for reasons that confuse even me and I see that the other video was posted in 2013 (the college friends video was 2014). Her FB doesn't give her birth date but it says she started college in 2013. So odds are she was in college when that was posted. Now, that doesn't mean she was in college when it was made but it's pretty close. She might have been under 18 in the video, but she definitely wasn't 14.

I'll add that that's a girl who's sense of humour makes her hotter.
 
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