Cocaine Bear (2023)

Name: Cocaine Bear (2023)
Director: Elizabeth Banks
Released: 2023-02-24
Rating: 3.60

Bandwagon · Sep 27, 2022

3.60 star(s) Rating: 3.60/5 5 Votes

Title: Cocaine Bear (2023)

Genre: Crime, Comedy, Thriller

Director: Elizabeth Banks

Cast: Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Alden Ehrenreich, Ray Liotta, Margo Martindale, Kristofer Hivju, Christian Convery, Brooklynn Prince, Kahyun Kim, Scott Seiss, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Ayoola Smart, Aaron Holliday

Release: 2023-02-24

Plot: Inspired by true events that took place in Kentucky in 1985, during which a 175-pound black bear ingested 88 pounds of pure cocaine.

Bandwagon · Sep 27, 2022

Seananigans · Sep 27, 2022

I, too, saw this in the FSR and thought it needed a thread.

Bandwagon · Sep 27, 2022

How presumptuous, sir.
I looked up a Ray Liotta movie and wanted to see if he was anything new.

Ossoi · Sep 27, 2022

Cocaine and animals? I'm in you son of a bitch

k^M · Sep 27, 2022

... did the bear live? I mean jesus christ, eating half your weight in cocaine would be some kind of record.

MusicForFish · Sep 27, 2022

k^M said:
... did the bear live? I mean jesus christ, eating half your weight in cocaine would be some kind of record.

We should test this hypothesis on

Tuco at the next MMO launch.

Ossoi · Sep 27, 2022

k^M said:
... did the bear live? I mean jesus christ, eating half your weight in cocaine would be some kind of record.

You'll have to bear with us until the movie is released

Tuco · Sep 27, 2022

MusicForFish said:
We should test this hypothesis on Tuco at the next MMO launch.

That char won't level itself.

Btw i don't take any drugs on an mmo release. The downs are a killer. Even caffeine isn't advised. Easy to digest food, willpower and a good network of people to wake your ass up when the servers come back up.

Edaw · Nov 28, 2022

Cocaine Bear - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Gutterflesh · Nov 29, 2022

Edaw said:
Cocaine Bear - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

View attachment 445089

Ray Liotta in his final performance?

I hope to fuck he plays the bear...

lurkingdirk · Nov 30, 2022

The trailer is amazeballs.

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 30, 2022

lurkingdirk said:
The trailer is amazeballs.

Holy shit I was laughing so hard I cried.

Ossoi · Nov 30, 2022

Edaw said:
Cocaine Bear - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

View attachment 445089

Cocaine?

Animals?

Think I'll pass

Edaw · Nov 30, 2022

Ossoi said:
Cocaine?

Animals?

Think I'll pass

Chukzombi · Nov 30, 2022

lurkingdirk said:
The trailer is amazeballs.

very simple premise, basically Cujo with a sense of humor. BTW dont ever read Cujo. the book and to some degree the movie will fuck with you as a parent.

Ossoi · Nov 30, 2022

Edaw said:
View attachment 445426

his arms are a little hairy, mine are as smooth as a Chinese Crested hairless dog. Can you groom his arms and re-upload please?

Thanks!!

kroenen · Nov 30, 2022

Arden · Nov 30, 2022

This looks fucking awesome

Kaige · Nov 30, 2022

When the bear did a line off that severed leg, I was sold.

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