College Football 2026-2027 Sorsby Finally Won a Bet

MrHolland420 said:

Now, my completely hypothetical, unhinged, and everything mentioned in the past tense is hyperbole; if anything were to be factual. That shit would be crazy. lol

The team did well against Kent State, lol. We have Mississippi St. coming into town after Townson comes in next week. That Mississippi State game sets off the gauntlet.

Mississippi St in Cola, fuck cowbells.

Road Game to Tuscaloosa; Bama overrated

Back in Cola for Kentucky. I hate Kentucky, even more when I am in a Home Depot in Kentucky, and I see nothing but blue hats and shirts. Damn, one fella I saw custom-made his UK hat, with just "KKK" instead of the more common "UK". Kublai Khan's Knesset?

On the road to Gainesville, which should catch dem gators off guard & bang! .22 rimfire into the dome of dat pour gaita. Hopefully this is a good game or just the Gamecocks blowing putting up seventy-plus on dem Gaaators. ( Regime )

BYE WEEK

Then the Terrible T comes to Cock town; well, Rocky Top ain't got shit on Cock town. Love ya, Knoxville, but Kiffen gave you just the tip, don't feel too bad. You didn't get proper fucked and left cleaning the premature creampie like Ole Miss. Y'all will never be relevant again well, that is, if y'all try hiring Schiano again.

Oh lord, this next game we go out to the Southeast of the US to Norman fucking Oklahoma. It truly is a real Trail of Tears any time a team has to travel there and play. Norman sucks, but stay safe from Tornados and Natives out there!

Now the next game is just going to be a parody of the collapse of all time in two quarters in Columbia. Last year's game: some frat, Alpha Iota Omega Chi Phi Pi Xi dosed the visitors' Gatorade with fucking LSD. Karma is a bitch, get ready to candy flip to a Sandstorm by Darude when the roasted Aggies visit Cock Town! (Good Lord, last year sucked).

The only things Arkansas has at higher rates than the rest of the contiguous United States are American Diamond and a high obesity rate. Oh, and your state produced the first black president- pat on the back for that one, good ol Willy Style, Oval Office, a woman who is not his wife(I don't blame him), and a Cigar. Fuck the Razorbacks; should win by 100 points.

The penultimate game before we eventually get selected for the CFP is at home; sorry, UGA XI you're going to have to bring your portable C-PAP device on the road! We can beat UGA in between the hedges or in Cock Town. We love winning everywhere and this will be special for Cocktown. They have to stay composed, like they have all season. Next week at Queef Valley

Fuck Clemsux, y'all suck, have always sucked, Cock Town coming to pound Queef Valley. 102-0 final score.

Damn, I spent too much time typing that out and actually putting some thought into it.... Feel free to make fun of my team.... when we LOSE!

Stay safe, healthy, and more importantly, happy!

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Mahes said:

Having watched the videos, that Michigan game looked obvious. That is so blatant. A video review turned it back and the video review shows the clock was at 0.00 before a player touched the ball. This person discusses it and has the the picture frozen at the right moment. If the referees could see this, than how could this call be made? It is one thing when referee's turn a blind eye to a face mask. It is another thing to actually have video of the incident and still call the other way.

I would be embarrassed to be a Michigan player.....

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MrHolland420 said:

Now, my completely hypothetical, unhinged, and everything mentioned in the past tense is hyperbole; if anything were to be factual. That shit would be crazy. lol

The team did well against Kent State, lol. We have Mississippi St. coming into town after Townson comes in next week. That Mississippi State game sets off the gauntlet.

Mississippi St in Cola, fuck cowbells.

Road Game to Tuscaloosa; Bama overrated

Back in Cola for Kentucky. I hate Kentucky, even more when I am in a Home Depot in Kentucky, and I see nothing but blue hats and shirts. Damn, one fella I saw custom-made his UK hat, with just "KKK" instead of the more common "UK". Kublai Khan's Knesset?

On the road to Gainesville, which should catch dem gators off guard & bang! .22 rimfire into the dome of dat pour gaita. Hopefully this is a good game or just the Gamecocks blowing putting up seventy-plus on dem Gaaators. ( Regime )

BYE WEEK

Then the Terrible T comes to Cock town; well, Rocky Top ain't got shit on Cock town. Love ya, Knoxville, but Kiffen gave you just the tip, don't feel too bad. You didn't get proper fucked and left cleaning the premature creampie like Ole Miss. Y'all will never be relevant again well, that is, if y'all try hiring Schiano again.

Oh lord, this next game we go out to the Southeast of the US to Norman fucking Oklahoma. It truly is a real Trail of Tears any time a team has to travel there and play. Norman sucks, but stay safe from Tornados and Natives out there!

Now the next game is just going to be a parody of the collapse of all time in two quarters in Columbia. Last year's game: some frat, Alpha Iota Omega Chi Phi Pi Xi dosed the visitors' Gatorade with fucking LSD. Karma is a bitch, get ready to candy flip to a Sandstorm by Darude when the roasted Aggies visit Cock Town! (Good Lord, last year sucked).

The only things Arkansas has at higher rates than the rest of the contiguous United States are American Diamond and a high obesity rate. Oh, and your state produced the first black president- pat on the back for that one, good ol Willy Style, Oval Office, a woman who is not his wife(I don't blame him), and a Cigar. Fuck the Razorbacks; should win by 100 points.

The penultimate game before we eventually get selected for the CFP is at home; sorry, UGA XI you're going to have to bring your portable C-PAP device on the road! We can beat UGA in between the hedges or in Cock Town. We love winning everywhere and this will be special for Cocktown. They have to stay composed, like they have all season. Next week at Queef Valley

Fuck Clemsux, y'all suck, have always sucked, Cock Town coming to pound Queef Valley. 102-0 final score.

Damn, I spent too much time typing that out and actually putting some thought into it.... Feel free to make fun of my team.... when we LOSE!

Stay safe, healthy, and more importantly, happy!

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MrHolland420 said:

You see all the frat boys on with these; they have no clue what a cock is.

2001: A Space Odyssey entrance is one of the best in college, and the little raves get the gravity moving. A rainbow shoots out of the stadium with all tidal forces, like a super trampoline.



Jesus H. Christ, if it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless....

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