Borzak
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Conan the Octogenarian
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Lanx
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I don't care for ballet or gay shit like that, and most ppl swinging swords is just eh, but this is beautiful
For movie prep he practiced with a 11lb bastard sword and trained w/ a legit japanese samurai (or whatever swordmaster, he also plays the swordmaster role in the movie as well), also every scene is pure Arnold, no stunt doubles just like Jackie Chan, only b/c no stunt doubles that look like Arnold exist.
dvd behind the scenes
I mean look at this, they're saying there is only "1" conan movie, and everything else is shit, so this is the true sequel, hell yes.
For movie prep he practiced with a 11lb bastard sword and trained w/ a legit japanese samurai (or whatever swordmaster, he also plays the swordmaster role in the movie as well), also every scene is pure Arnold, no stunt doubles just like Jackie Chan, only b/c no stunt doubles that look like Arnold exist.
dvd behind the scenes
I mean look at this, they're saying there is only "1" conan movie, and everything else is shit, so this is the true sequel, hell yes.
Royal
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Conan: Crown Upon A Troubled BrowI always wanted a Conan movie entitled "Conan the King"
Grimmlokk
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Jait
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She's not 5'11" either dude. And she really has more than enough muscles without your annoying white-knighting her. I mean...look at those muscles!!!! What was I thinking...
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Just take the plot of orginal movie and redo it with a few changes.
Arnold becomes King Conan.
His legitimate heir has joined the reborn snake cult and is trying to kill him.
New snake cult led by son of James Earl Jones character.
King Conan hires a mercenary band to do something against the snake cult and that band just happens to include Conans bastard son.
Make at least one of snake cults lead henchmen another of Conan's bastards as well.
Add lots of fighting and figure out a ending and done.
Arnold becomes King Conan.
His legitimate heir has joined the reborn snake cult and is trying to kill him.
New snake cult led by son of James Earl Jones character.
King Conan hires a mercenary band to do something against the snake cult and that band just happens to include Conans bastard son.
Make at least one of snake cults lead henchmen another of Conan's bastards as well.
Add lots of fighting and figure out a ending and done.
New film should open with this scene.I always wanted a Conan movie entitled "Conan the King"
Also, too bad the guy who wrote the soundtrack, Basil Pouldouris, died in 2006. You can't really get a better opening track to a movie than this:
Entire soundtrack is on YouTube. Definitely worth hearing the entire thing.
Entire soundtrack is on YouTube. Definitely worth hearing the entire thing.
DickTrickle
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Internet says 5'10". 11 inches off is a lot more than one inch off. She doesn't have muscles but she certainly has height for a woman.She's not 5'11" either dude. And she really has more than enough muscles without your annoying white-knighting her. I mean...look at those muscles!!!! What was I thinking...
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I know it's never going to happen, but I would probably accept Hans Zimmer to compose the score!