Damn, son. You could of at least posted "N* dick" or something.
I clicked on this thread because I'm a Costco member and never used their travel agency shit, so I was curious for your experiences. As for rental cars I always go Dollar or Budget. I've used them all repeatedly over the years, but those 2 give me the least problems. Use those online codes and you can get 3-5 days for 50-100 bucks, and I not only smoke in their cars but beat the fuck out of them. Unlimited miles, blah blah. When you check in, just tell the turd or turdette to shut the fuck up, you don't want the insurance or gas program just what you paid for already. Did a 3 day Vegas trip for work, and the grand total was 39.99 from ONT-Vegas and back because of those online coupons.
When you're in the business I am, it's really, really useful to live near an airport with competitive rental places
My experiences with every single other rental place has been nothing but a nightmare eventually*. Even Dollar fucking sucks, go Budget if you can.
edit: * With every other place (even Dollar once) you'll get the 80 IQ guy who shouts "YOU DONT WANT THE INSURANCE!?! ARE YOU CRAZY???! DO YOU REALIZE WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR INSURANCE TO PAY US WE WILL CHARGE YOUR CARD SIR!!!" to pressure you into buying it. And another time with Dollar some ghetto fucking douche spent 5 minutes masturbating to a scratch on the door just shaking his head and saying "I dunno. I dunno. It aint listed sir. I think you did this. It could be an issue.". Budget may give someone problems, but I've used them no less than 20 times without incident yet. They simply do not give a fuck. Just don't blow up the car. We're good.