Xarpolis
Life's a Dream
My wife is a nurse. Her new job is in the neurological floor at Queens Hospital in Honolulu. It's not usually a "crazy people" floor, but they do show up there periodically. Her typical patients are those with either seizures (there's all types, including ones that just make you violent), and spinal injury.
Anyway, she had a patient last night that had mild schizophrenia, who was in the hospital for spinal damage. He believed that God told him he couldn't get hurt any longer, so he jumped off of a 20 foot high roof onto a concrete floor.
Why the fuck doesn't "God" tell these crazy assholes good shit, like you should eat ice cream, or save a kid from being hit by a car? "That don't make no sense!"
Anyway, she had a patient last night that had mild schizophrenia, who was in the hospital for spinal damage. He believed that God told him he couldn't get hurt any longer, so he jumped off of a 20 foot high roof onto a concrete floor.
Why the fuck doesn't "God" tell these crazy assholes good shit, like you should eat ice cream, or save a kid from being hit by a car? "That don't make no sense!"
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