Well motherfuck
Was mounting my Qnix to a dual-monitor mount, so had to disassemble it a bit to remove the stand. Figured while I had it half apart I'd take it all apart and see if I could fix the tiny bit of backlight bleed in the bottom corner with a quick electrical tape job. Got it all apart, taped it up, got it all back together and now theres a bigass black line running vertically across the entire screen.
Upon closer inspection of all the little ribbon cables that run along the side and top of the panel, it looks like I somehow put a small dent/scratch in one of them.
I now have a $290 doorstop...
I wonder what the odds are that I could buy one through someone that has a good return policy like Amazon and return my bad unit and end up with 2 working ones...
Goddamn I'm dumb sometimes, the backlight bleed wasn't bad at all, I shouldn't have tried to fuck with it and opened it all up.