Did Brando grab your weiner in college?

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AngryGerbil

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Brando is a faggot, but rickshawing him to make a point is super faggotry.

He was rickshawed on exactly the same basis of philosophy and foundation of evidence that he thinks Trump should be impeached.

I'm glad you agree that it is faggotry.
 
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Asshat wormie

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I have credible implication from a person familiar with Brando’s thinking that he grabbed all the penises.
 
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Lanx

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Brando Brando has threatened with me red bull extreme doxx'in
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DickTrickle

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Brando put a pebble down my urethra when we were in bed as kids.
 
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iannis

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I thought brandos proviclivity for grabbing wieners was an open secret. Everyone knows he grabs weiners.
 
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Izo

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Holy shit, it's the motherload. Or load. Or weiners.
 
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TJT

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I wonder what kind of Gold medal mental gymnastics Brando is practicing for right now. It would be quite difficult to say that this current bullshit (which it is) is bullshit while also defending it to the extent that you get unshawed.

You'd need powers of doublethink even he is not capable of.

Just to corroborate I heard some dude at work tell me that Brando sucks weiners too. I don't think he has any reason to lie.
 

iannis

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"Finger in the butt" is polling as both a more grievous and understandable offense. It seems that we're losing some of the homosexual demo with the weiner grabbing as they view it in a positive light. But apparently only about half of them feel the same about finger in the butt.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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"Finger in the butt" is polling as both a more grievous and understandable offense. It seems that we're losing some of the homosexual demo with the weiner grabbing as they view it in a positive light. But apparently only about half of them feel the same about finger in the butt.
I almost spit my soda out all over my desk laughing at this. Bravo.
 

Sanrith Descartes

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So technically since this thread is in the shaw Brando could come here and defend himself from these allegations and the hindenburg that is the impeachment fiasco but of course he has blocked me and everyone posting in this thread so he cant even see that it exists. Poetic justice.
 
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