Disney+ Streaming Service

spronk said:

do you really think these three shows are strong. these are the launch shows

first up, old white women mad at men


next up, in the valley of the blind the one eyed baby is king


what if we sent women into space


finally, what if we took Downton Abbey and crossed it with the Kardassians


those are the 4 known shows Apple TV+ is gonna launch with, the others without trailers are Oprah Winfrey's book club and The Elephant Queen, a show about a matriarch elephant.

yeah, that sounds AMAZING. If you wanna chop your dick off.

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I watch all Jason Momoa stuff. Plus all the other unknown content/channels/movies from the past will be a bonus. I'm sure there will even be a free month but if not I'll pay $5 to see ANYTHING new for a month.

What I really think is between Disney+ and Apple+ the out of control gimme $100 a month shitlords like ATT/Direct TV are going to lose their shit. I'm fine with that too.
2020 will be Netflix who? Fine with that also.

Yikes, none of those Apple shows look good. Maybe the space one if it gets good reviews, idk. The Momoa one is just like Horizon Zero Dawn without the badass robots.

Falxy-US said:

Has Apple stated that Apple TV+ will include other content, channels, and movies besides their originals?

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It shows they will have a large movie base and tv shows. Probably the same line as what Prime and such offers. I've noticed what is available on one is usually available on another. Like Prime and Hulu almost always have the same selections. I assume it is some sort of bulk variety offered for a certain price/time.

Falxy-US said:

So, the large movie base and other TV shows are just being curated in the Apple TV app. That's different than the Apple TV+ which is the streaming service, which, as far as know, will only have Apple-produced TV shows. It's all horribly named and confusing as fuck.

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Who knows, they may just mix it into 1 thing. AT&T has been ( and still is but slowly becoming more clear ) a mess the past few months. They are slowly removing all mention of Direct TV Now and converting to AT&T Now but packages, prices, conditions and such been changing weekly during the process. Guess we'll have to wait till Nov 1 to really see what's up.

Olebass said:

I watch all Jason Momoa stuff. Plus all the other unknown content/channels/movies from the past will be a bonus. I'm sure there will even be a free month but if not I'll pay $5 to see ANYTHING new for a month.

What I really think is between Disney+ and Apple+ the out of control gimme $100 a month shitlords like ATT/Direct TV are going to lose their shit. I'm fine with that too.
2020 will be Netflix who? Fine with that also.

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That's happening. I saw a commercial today telling direct tv customers to call and complain about Disney withdrawing from the package.

I thought, "well. Huh. I guess direct tv is about to stop being a thing"

Tarrant said:

The Space one looks alright....the one where blind people have a kid that sees in the future looks awful imo.

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Yeah that one's too realistic. Imagine if 20 years ago you could see the future today, you would go blind.

iannis said:

That's happening. I saw a commercial today telling direct tv customers to call and complain about Disney withdrawing from the package.

I thought, "well. Huh. I guess direct tv is about to stop being a thing"

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Ya, I assume it is happening across the board. All those networks are fucking crazy. Like for example, you can sub to a fox news app and get Fox News, Fox News Business and several channels no one even knew was Fox, but you have to have a provider( cable/sat ) to get FX/FXX/FXM. All the networks are like that. Then when blackouts happen it isn't because Dish didn't want to pay .73 cents per subscriber, it is because Fox insisted In addition to 15 channels, they now carry fapfapfaptv for 2.01 a subscriber that no one wanted.
I'm picking on Fox here because they are literally the dinos when it comes to being on top of the trends but they all do it.
This is why when converting from Direct TV Now to AT&T Now all these offerings and prices keep changing around. I haven't checked in a week or two to see if they finally got their shit sorted because I am done paying over $25 for tv channels for life. We don't watch enough TV to justify even that to be honest. I watch 1 show on AMC atm and Shelly watches 3 shows on FX/ID a week. The rest is whatever movie selection Prime/Hulu has and old series and we OANN our news.

spronk said:

do you really think these three shows are strong. these are the launch shows

first up, old white women mad at men


next up, in the valley of the blind the one eyed baby is king


what if we sent women into space


finally, what if we took Downton Abbey and crossed it with the Kardassians


those are the 4 known shows Apple TV+ is gonna launch with, the others without trailers are Oprah Winfrey's book club and The Elephant Queen, a show about a matriarch elephant.

yeah, that sounds AMAZING. If you wanna chop your dick off.

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Damn. Maybe the astronaut one...maybe.

The Momoa one looks like it could have been decent if it wasn't such an awful, ridiculous premise. I loved the blind people lining up to "fight" each other..LOL. Are we just going to watch a bunch of retards swinging at each other and never hitting shit? The whole "knowledge" is the source of evil theme always instantly turns me off, too. The worst part about climate change themes in entertainment has been the push of romance-era ideals that technology is bad and the only way to fix things is a return to nature.

The Dickenson one....What the fuck was that? Why was she twerking in the 1800's? Too bad to, because that actress was great in True Grit, and my wife loves to watch historical pieces. But god damn, that was cringe inducing.

Who the fuck green-lit all this shit? SJW stuff aside, its all just...terrible looking.

Good lord is that service stillborn.

But yeah, the premise for See is so bonkers it's fascinating.
Why wouldn't wolves and big cats have wiped us out at the beginning?
How do battles work? Blindly swinging at the enemy until you accidentally nail your comrades? Do tribes just have really strong specific scents? If the scents are that strong and identifying, doesn't that throw the concept of stealth out the window? (Again, why didn't predators kill us off.) Do they just have tribe specific guttural "hut" noises they make all the time? Is there an array of deceptive hut noises they make in battle?
Why the fuck would you be walking around with edged weapons in forests? One trip on a root and you nick yourself, get an infection (since medicine is basically dead without being able to identify anything), and die. It should be all clubs all the time, with edged weapons only used for skinning or harvesting. Also, using an axe for wood sounds terrifying.
How does anyone know if anything is clean? Sure, some things you can smell, but do they all have bionic sense of taste too?

spronk said:

time to become an american weeb

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Saturday mornings at 10am!

Now we need Eek! The Cat.

The Tick's old cartoon would be pretty badass also, but I don't know if Disney has access to it being that it isn't a Marvel character.