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Hey, call bs all you want, but there was a day in HS when i stayed home sick and was bored as fuck, so I spanked it 16 times. I wanted to see just how many times I could do it, so I spanked it every chance I got that day. My dick hurt, but fuck all if I didn"t accomplish my goal. I"m mother fucking PROUD of that shit. I think I told all my friends too. Fuck I was a loser. Probably still am.
The Dauntless One
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16? Holy shit. I just get to a point around 5 or 6 that my arm gets too tired to do the work necessary. Grats though.Vatoreus said:
james almost convinced me to try it with his adamant denial of the possibility, thanks vator for relieving me of that responsibility
I believe this would have qualified as a world record if you had it verified. And yes, there are world sex records maintained and updated.Vatoreus said:
James
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Yeah, exactly, it"s what we in the bidness call a load of dinosaur donkey shit. You have to go back to Jesus" time to find a load of shit that rank.
I could boast about my claims of beating a bear to death using my left handed pinky, and my right hand tied behind my back. I could even detail mud wrestling with hogs at the ranch, as if it were some sort of pastime. But we all know the truth. Just like we know that no man on the planet could beat his meat 16 times a day, and still have a dick to talk about. It would be fucking pulp at that point, you would be beating off fucking pulp. It would mush through your hands, spurt out some blood, and you"d mark off another tally in your notes. Sure, you can call that jerking off, I call it an exercise in pain.
Don"t fucking play that shit here. No one believes you, no one cares to believe you. No one COULD believe you. It"s how we do, nukka. Holla.
I could boast about my claims of beating a bear to death using my left handed pinky, and my right hand tied behind my back. I could even detail mud wrestling with hogs at the ranch, as if it were some sort of pastime. But we all know the truth. Just like we know that no man on the planet could beat his meat 16 times a day, and still have a dick to talk about. It would be fucking pulp at that point, you would be beating off fucking pulp. It would mush through your hands, spurt out some blood, and you"d mark off another tally in your notes. Sure, you can call that jerking off, I call it an exercise in pain.
Don"t fucking play that shit here. No one believes you, no one cares to believe you. No one COULD believe you. It"s how we do, nukka. Holla.
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16 times is really hard to believe. I will try out how often i can fuck my gf this weekend per dayJames said:
16 times ? alone ?
I heard women can have alot but men ? Guess we have a male example of satyrism here.
Try to get into the porn industry, they need guys with reliable hardon and cumming qualities.
Hmm do woman have an easier time in that industry ? (I mean orgasm/pretending wise)
I heard women can have alot but men ? Guess we have a male example of satyrism here.
Try to get into the porn industry, they need guys with reliable hardon and cumming qualities.
Hmm do woman have an easier time in that industry ? (I mean orgasm/pretending wise)
You forget that it only takes some guys like 1-2 minutes to jack off.
Some of can never go less than 20 minutes
Some of can never go less than 20 minutes
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Seriously? Fuck man I"d just quit jacking it if it took me 20+ minutes every time. I mean what"s the point of being a guy if you can"t crank one out in 5 minutes flat?
You are right, I bet the guys who it takes 20 minutes for rarely do it.
NOT ME THO, I"M LIKE BLADOW!
NOT ME THO, I"M LIKE BLADOW!
It takes me like 30 minutes using my imagination, and maybe 15 at the least with porn.
This certainly helps out with longevity in similar fields, though, I"ve noticed.
This certainly helps out with longevity in similar fields, though, I"ve noticed.
Not sure what time has to do with that, ever tried to cancel an orgasms and then built it up again ? The "horny" feeling isnt bad so prolonging it is a good time if you have a lot of time available to watch porn, usually after an orgasm I dont have any interest in sexual things for a while which might lead to boredom.
Anyone know about stimulation of the glans (extra lube may increase the effect) resulting in forced urinating, especially right after an orgasm ?
Anyone know about stimulation of the glans (extra lube may increase the effect) resulting in forced urinating, especially right after an orgasm ?
back in HS i could crank a jerk in about 30sec - 1min when I went for speed. They weren"t overly satisfying, just a quick, half second "ungh" feeling. Like I said, it was a boring day, and I wanted to test myself. Never again, it hurt and like half of them weren"t even good ones. I jerked it til it squirt and it hurt. I"m a poet bitches.
there"s a such thing as too much longevity...i can"t get off the first time i fuck generally...i always gotta go for seconds 20 minutes later...and no its no small penis or enormous vagina problemWarderX said:
Yea i dono why 10 is hard to believe. Who are you people who take 10+ mins to wank?
I mean in optimal conditions i can go from flacid to spooge in under 3 minutes (faster if I start aroused).
Way back in the day when i was in high school and a raging torrent of hormones, just to see how many i could do, I did 7 back to back in the middle of the day (and of course did my 1 when i woke up and 1 before I went to sleep).
This argument reminds me of shitting, though much more crude. Me, I take a shit like 2-3 times a week. But there are some guys who shit every day. When I mentioned this to them they were like WTF, it was like I was telling them the sun didn"t come up every day.
I mean in optimal conditions i can go from flacid to spooge in under 3 minutes (faster if I start aroused).
Way back in the day when i was in high school and a raging torrent of hormones, just to see how many i could do, I did 7 back to back in the middle of the day (and of course did my 1 when i woke up and 1 before I went to sleep).
This argument reminds me of shitting, though much more crude. Me, I take a shit like 2-3 times a week. But there are some guys who shit every day. When I mentioned this to them they were like WTF, it was like I was telling them the sun didn"t come up every day.