Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

This has been quite the bender, perhaps it will never end?

MartyrDumb_sl said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UOSv8HKTHs

Too hedonistic to change my ways. They sawed my fucking sternum open. I can't escape th ticking of the valve. sleep is the only rest I get.

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Bitch, please. This is rookie shit. Get over yourself.

I've had so many doctors in my chest there is a zipper entrance and a welcome mat in there.

Wow, if I had a gun....but whatever. Can I please get someone to slap a ban on me? That is all.

Why could I just have a heroin habit. Then I'd be way less annoying. This shit is embarrassing.

Did you sober up? Maybe the Dr. can begin the treatment now.

Gravy_sl said:

Bitch, please. This is rookie shit. Get over yourself.

I've had so many doctors in my chest there is a zipper entrance and a welcome mat in there.

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And he's even got a little tiny dude even older than HIM in there to greet them on the way out and watch them steal stuff!

Ridas_sl said:

Did you sober up? Maybe the Dr. can begin the treatment now.

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I did at that point. Now I have to be half crocked at look at this shit. I have been destroying nearly every relationship and connection I have to the outside world systematically for the couple years or more. Me and mine have been having a bad run for years now, shit gets piled up. Going on dating sites, annoying and insulting women, calling them cunts. This is my new form of entertainment. Can I please have my ban? Or do you want to poke this drunken tard with a stick some more?

It will get progressively worse through the night as I drink more.

Ridas_sl said:

Did you sober up? Maybe the Dr. can begin the treatment now.

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You get 1-2 days of sobriety while I avoid everything that I did that makes me ashamed. It's unlikely I'll come back fully sober.

I was informed he stole this bit, but.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mct6NpTaDzA

I'm both.

Anyone know any good games for the PS3 for 6-7 year olds. While I'm sober I binge watch and help out my niece play some lego games. Working through Harry Potter now. She's played Jouney, and a lame ass Dora the explorer game that was bad 1 and a half years ago. Any advice? I'd like something she can figure out for herself, for the most part. So I can binge watch HBO shows while she has the time of her life, with minimal effort. Since I won't have children, this is the person I want to be the nicest to/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA

The Crow, 2nd R rated movie I ever went to, after Under Siege

http://youtu.be/yjJL9DGU7Gg

Tin Tin, Fun Boy, T Bird and Skank. We loved us some shitty action violence. I remember seeing Rapid Fire in theaters back then.

*Side note, Nightcralwer wa better than Birdman, and Whiplash way better than that imo*

http://youtu.be/GqyposaQWnI

my bad, interstate is still a great song

I think I will continue to post her, so long as you know that if I post, I'm likely wasted, have a thin skin and a like to make a victim of myself. Be back when I get drunk again.

Morning! met a nice woman via dating sites that wants to here my BS. Let's see how long till I send her running for the hills.

hear motherfucker....hear!

I dunno why you have so many negs.

You are like a fresh fart wafting through a room full of bleach. For one brief moment, our eyes stop burning.

To be honest, I'm annoying cunt. Plus when they smell blood, bleach don't cover that shit enough.

Still waiting for the ban verdict, if not....I might run rampant.....in this thread at least.

Dumbass playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc