Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

I'm glad to see it isn't just me. I don't get anxious at all, as I'm just fine with a group of people, even strangers, if I need to be. The thing is, I just don't want to. As stated, I'd rather just sit at home and watch a movie or something instead of most other activities that don't involve my good, close friends. Making small talk is usually fucking boring, and almost always tiring. Sure, the more I go out and meet new people, the higher my chances of finding a new chick to bang or a new job to hate, but I've also done plenty of that and gotten zero results too. As I get older (just turned 47), fuck it, who cares?

My coworkers/acquaintances don't seem to understand that.