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a_skeleton_03's definition of "the entire time" is clearly pretty faulty, since it covers only the time since he failed to achieve his goal and decided to get revenge by posting about it on the forums with a badly named alt.
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Ask anyone in the guild, Lori and I never got along much at all. Never. The only reason we got along as much as we did is because I was an hour away physically and she knew I didn't want to sleep with her so she didn't have to worry about all that. We actually met umm 4 times I think? Three blizzcons and one birthday party. I have been alone at the pool with the wife's friends in a bikini that I do find hot and would fuck given the chance more often than that.
 
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Uh huh, that's nice.

Remember when I said you are clearly only trying to convince yourself?

You're reallllllllllllly proving that hypothesis more and more correct with every post on this subject.

Here's a protip for you: If you didn't care, if you weren't trying to bang her and failed, you wouldn't be this insistent on defending yourself from the charge.
 
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Oh and by the way a_skeleton_03

"I will never understand this stance that religious people like Israel because of something in the Bible. The majority of us don't. If it was something in the Bible then God would take care of it no matter what happens and it isn't in our hands.

We care about Israel because they are the most moderate country in the Middle East. I didn't say they were right or moderate at all just the most moderate. They are important allies compared to allies we have in stable regions."

Is about the single most retarded thing you've ever said about Christianity to date.

Google the Dominionist movement and End Times Theology and grow a fucking brain.

You demonstrate your complete lack of understanding of your own supposed religion every time you post jack squat about it.
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Like I said, if they are necessary for end times prophecy it's not because the USA needs to protect them it's because God made it happen.

I like how I said "majority" and then you tell me to google something that specifically is listed as "non-mainstream". Basic logic escapes you once again.
 
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" if they are necessary for end times prophecy it's not because the USA needs to protect them it's because God made it happen"

A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, "I will trust God and if I am in danger, then God will send a divine miracle to save me."
The neighbors came by his house and said to him, "We're leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us!" But the man declined. "I have faith that God will save me."
As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, "Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly!" But the man again said, "No thanks, God will save me."
The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man had to retreat to the second floor. A police motorboat came by and saw him at the window. "We will come up and rescue you!" they shouted. But the man refused, waving them off saying, "Use your time to save someone else! I have faith that God will save me!"
The flood waters rose higher and higher and the man had to climb up to his rooftop.
A helicopter spotted him and dropped a rope ladder. A rescue officer came down the ladder and pleaded with the man, "Grab my hand and I will pull you up!" But the man STILL refused, folding his arms tightly to his body. "No thank you! God will save me!"
Shortly after, the house broke up and the floodwaters swept the man away and he drowned.
When in Heaven, the man stood before God and asked, "I put all of my faith in You. Why didn't You come and save me?"
And God said, "Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for?"
 
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Uh huh, that's nice.

Remember when I said you are clearly only trying to convince yourself?

You're reallllllllllllly proving that hypothesis more and more correct with every post on this subject.

Here's a protip for you: If you didn't care, if you weren't trying to bang her and failed, you wouldn't be this insistent on defending yourself from the charge.
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You haven't been paying attention yet have you. If you said evolution was how we got to where we are today I would say no it's because God made us.

I have never had to convince myself about anything, I believe what I want, how I want, when I want.

I am not defending myself, I am pointing out your logical fallacies. You now are on record for saying that I am a coward for NOT cheating on my wife and you are just going to chalk it up to "lol I was trolling" later on.

Dishonest debating - #justhodjthings
 
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"I have never had to convince myself about anything, I believe what I want, how I want, when I want. "

Yeah, belief doesn't work like that.

But you've only proven my point more so with that post.

Thanks! I always appreciate it when you do my work for me.
 
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hodj_sl said:
" if they are necessary for end times prophecy it's not because the USA needs to protect them it's because God made it happen"

A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, "I will trust God and if I am in danger, then God will send a divine miracle to save me."
The neighbors came by his house and said to him, "We're leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us!" But the man declined. "I have faith that God will save me."
As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, "Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly!" But the man again said, "No thanks, God will save me."
The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man had to retreat to the second floor. A police motorboat came by and saw him at the window. "We will come up and rescue you!" they shouted. But the man refused, waving them off saying, "Use your time to save someone else! I have faith that God will save me!"
The flood waters rose higher and higher and the man had to climb up to his rooftop.
A helicopter spotted him and dropped a rope ladder. A rescue officer came down the ladder and pleaded with the man, "Grab my hand and I will pull you up!" But the man STILL refused, folding his arms tightly to his body. "No thank you! God will save me!"
Shortly after, the house broke up and the floodwaters swept the man away and he drowned.
When in Heaven, the man stood before God and asked, "I put all of my faith in You. Why didn't You come and save me?"
And God said, "Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for?"
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There is the hodj we know and love just using copy pasta to make a point. Compares end times core prophecy to a guy in a storm in a story shared around on Facebook once a week by his aunt Matilda.
 
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"I have never had to convince myself about anything, I believe what I want, how I want, when I want. "

Yeah, belief doesn't work like that.

But you've only proven my point more so with that post.

Thanks! I always appreciate it when you do my work for me.
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Is this your expert stance? Where is your copy pasta dictating how you feel belief works?
 
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There is the hodj we know and love just using copy pasta to make a point. Compares end times core prophecy to a guy in a storm in a story shared around on Facebook once a week by his aunt Matilda.
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There is the a_skeleton_03 we know and love: Taking a superficial non sequitor and using it to ignore the actual point being made.

Here, let me help make it crystal clear so you can't continue to avoid it:

How do you know the USA defending Israel isn't the way God is going about ensuring Israel exists for the coming Apocalypse?

You don't. That's how.
 
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There is the a_skeleton_03 we know and love: Taking a superficial non sequitor and using it to ignore the actual point being made.

Here, let me help make it crystal clear so you can't continue to avoid it:

How do you know the USA defending Israel isn't the way God is going about ensuring Israel exists for the coming Apocalypse?

You don't. That's how.
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I don't. If he is then he is doing so despite whatever it is we do so we don't need to be the one working on it. Sounds like somebody has done zero research into topics like predestination.

Go do some quick google searches and come back with some copy pasta real quick.
 
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" If he is then he is doing so despite whatever it is we do so we don't need to be the one working on it."

Lol no.

You fail at critical thinking so hard I can't even believe you're in the military at this point.

"Predestination"

So free will doesn't exist then.

a_skeleton_03 contradicting his own supposed religious beliefs due to his complete inability to think beyond the surface level on any subject related to it.

Thanks a_skeleton_03 for the hilarious evening and morning but I'm gonna go play a game now.
 
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" If he is then he is doing so despite whatever it is we do so we don't need to be the one working on it."

Lol no.

You fail at critical thinking so hard I can't even believe you're in the military at this point.

"Predestination"

So free will doesn't exist then.

a_skeleton_03 contradicting his own supposed religious beliefs due to his complete inability to think beyond the surface level on any subject related to it.

Thanks a_skeleton_03 for the hilarious evening and morning but I'm gonna go play a game now.
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Contradicted my own religion but there is this one guy who is a Christian who makes a big deal about predestination so we ALL must believe it. That was your stance 5 minutes ago. How has it changed so quickly?

Oh that's right because you have no actual stance.
 
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Should I play Metal Gear Ground Zeroes, or FF 12 emulated, a_skeleton_03ger?
 
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I've been playing X as well, just don't feel like playing it right now. Too linear for my tastes at the mo.
 
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