Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
Which weapon?WTF is happening here? I went to add 1 point of Dex while using a C scaling Dex weapon and it goes from 263 to 470?
Points after this one looked normal, adding like 4-6 points of damage.
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Which weapon?WTF is happening here? I went to add 1 point of Dex while using a C scaling Dex weapon and it goes from 263 to 470?
Points after this one looked normal, adding like 4-6 points of damage.
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Did you have your finger in your butthole?WTF is happening here? I went to add 1 point of Dex while using a C scaling Dex weapon and it goes from 263 to 470?
Points after this one looked normal, adding like 4-6 points of damage.
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Haha, yep. I’m retarded, I thought something was bugged, haven’t ever leveled while holding a weapon I couldn’t fully use yet.Did the weapon require 17 dex to use?
This was most likely also a factor.Did you have your finger in your butthole?

I know it's a retarded mindset but I'll get her, just have to find time to grind it out, Work has been kicking my ass and I haven't really had a chance to try.

You're actually not allowed to listen to that album without your thumb in your ass.Only if you're listening to the Joshua Tree album at the same time.

Achtung Baby is so much better. No fingers required.You're actually not allowed to listen to that album without your thumb in your ass.
Sir, this is the Elden Ring thread. That means you need to play the song while sitting on a sub woofer with a dildo attached to it.Achtung Baby is so much better. No fingers required.
The power of the music is such that your butthole fingers itself. Or is that Discotheque? I don't remember.
I never figured that one out. Bro just stood there pointing at the tree the whole game.
I never figured that one out. Bro just stood there pointing at the tree the whole game.
I know brother coryn is tied into it, I started something with him. But he left RTH and I never found him again. Something I’ll have to look up probably.I don't even want to tease anything. This one makes me smirk, a lot. Consider a golden order alt char.
I know brother coryn is tied into it, I started something with him. But he left RTH and I never found him again. Something I’ll have to look up probably.
Gesturing ahead
Amazing quest line in the end

Try her on your first character again and see if she still wrecks you? Since you beat it on that char you should be able to do a bit better than your second at least. Maybe your second character is just a scrub.I'm convinced they buffed Malenia. I didn't have nearly this much trouble with her on my original character (STR build). I can avoid her anime attack pretty consistently now but the host of other quick attacks just gives her too much healing over time, and she wrecks me during the second phase. Her staggers and interrupts are also weirdly inconsistent. She heals too much off a summons for it to be of any use.
Oddly, I haven't had ONE coop partner in 20 or so tries live past her first phase so I don't know WTF is going on there. It doesn't really bother me or anything since I'm just trying her for 20-30 mins a night before buggering off to do something else; but I just can't really understand why I'm finding it so tough this time round. All the other bosses are dead. I'm using a STR/DEX build alternating between Dark Moon Blade and Moonveil with throwing in some spells when I feel like it. Curious.
Just started a FAITH/STR run through and I guess that will probably be it until DLC.

Try her on your first character again and see if she still wrecks you? Since you beat it on that char you should be able to do a bit better than your second at least. Maybe your second character is just a scrub.
How does one go about doing this?

I'm convinced they buffed Malenia. I didn't have nearly this much trouble with her on my original character (STR build). I can avoid her anime attack pretty consistently now but the host of other quick attacks just gives her too much healing over time, and she wrecks me during the second phase. Her staggers and interrupts are also weirdly inconsistent. She heals too much off a summons for it to be of any use.
Oddly, I haven't had ONE coop partner in 20 or so tries live past her first phase so I don't know WTF is going on there. It doesn't really bother me or anything since I'm just trying her for 20-30 mins a night before buggering off to do something else; but I just can't really understand why I'm finding it so tough this time round. All the other bosses are dead. I'm using a STR/DEX build alternating between Dark Moon Blade and Moonveil with throwing in some spells when I feel like it. Curious.
Just started a FAITH/STR run through and I guess that will probably be it until DLC.

I help people with her all the time and haven't noticed any differences. Try str/arc with fingerprint shield and swarm of flies using dragon communion seal. Only need 48str, 40arc, 11faith. Prob the easiest build I've used vs herI'm convinced they buffed Malenia. I didn't have nearly this much trouble with her on my original character (STR build). I can avoid her anime attack pretty consistently now but the host of other quick attacks just gives her too much healing over time, and she wrecks me during the second phase. Her staggers and interrupts are also weirdly inconsistent. She heals too much off a summons for it to be of any use.
Oddly, I haven't had ONE coop partner in 20 or so tries live past her first phase so I don't know WTF is going on there. It doesn't really bother me or anything since I'm just trying her for 20-30 mins a night before buggering off to do something else; but I just can't really understand why I'm finding it so tough this time round. All the other bosses are dead. I'm using a STR/DEX build alternating between Dark Moon Blade and Moonveil with throwing in some spells when I feel like it. Curious.
Just started a FAITH/STR run through and I guess that will probably be it until DLC.
