Elden Ring

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Title: Elden Ring

Genre: Fantasy

Director: Alex Garland

Cast: Kit Connor, Cailee Spaeny, Ben Whishaw

Plot: A live-action adaptation of the dark fantasy video game, taking place in the war-torn world of the Lands Between, which was once united by the Elden Ring.
 

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"George RR Martin, who had a hand in Elden Ring's lore, is on board as a producer."
Now we know it's never goint to finish, kek.
 
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Director looks pretty decent. Could have been worst... alot worst.
 
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Likely going to be trash considering the nature of the ip but seeing as how little story there is to begin with it, who knows.
 
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Likely going to be trash considering the nature of the ip but seeing as how little story there is to begin with it, who knows.
Surely they will leverage the visual medium to tell elden ring's story visually!
 
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Considering Elden Rings questionable "lore", I would have thought this was more likely to end up on PornHub with Marika stuck in a dryer crying out "Step Marika, Help!" to which she transforms into Radagon and bangs herself.
 
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Considering Elden Rings questionable "lore", I would have thought this was more likely to end up on PornHub with Marika stuck in a dryer crying out "Step Marika, Help!" to which she transforms into Radagon and bangs herself.
Disgusting. Which theater you say?
 
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Surely they will leverage the visual medium to tell elden ring's story visually!
Hmm visual story telling with dungeater as the comic relief. Where's Jack Black when you need him?
 
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I'll probably be skipping this one, as well. I do like Alex Garland movies but I don't like video game to movie adaptations.

Some exceptions are Mortal Kombat (1995), Lara Croft (2001), and Resident Evil (2002). But I wonder how much of my appreciation of those films is pure nostalgia and not due to quality.
 
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I'll probably be skipping this one, as well. I do like Alex Garland movies but I don't like video game to movie adaptations.

Some exceptions are Mortal Kombat (1995), Lara Croft (2001), and Resident Evil (2002). But I wonder how much of my appreciation of those films is pure nostalgia and not due to quality.
Hey don't you be shitting on the Super Mario Brothers film out of the 90s. That was a masterpiece. I saw that in the cinema as a kid and it was great.
 
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I'll probably be skipping this one, as well. I do like Alex Garland movies but I don't like video game to movie adaptations.

Some exceptions are Mortal Kombat (1995), Lara Croft (2001), and Resident Evil (2002). But I wonder how much of my appreciation of those films is pure nostalgia and not due to quality.

Those were all video games based on movies though. Bloodsport, Raiders of the lost ark, and night of the living dead, so in a roundabout way they're just remakes of well known IP.
 
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Hey don't you be shitting on the Super Mario Brothers film out of the 90s. That was a masterpiece. I saw that in the cinema as a kid and it was great.
Look.... These forums and myself let you slide with a lot of shit but I'm drawing the line here. Super Mario Bros. 90s film IS NOT NOR EVER WILL BE a masterpiece.

You fucking take it back! I'm so fucking rustled right now!
 
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Look.... These forums and myself let you slide with a lot of shit but I'm drawing the line here. Super Mario Bros. 90s film IS NOT NOR EVER WILL BE a masterpiece.

You fucking take it back! I'm so fucking rustled right now!
That shit don't work on me muthafucka!

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If they can't even get the casting right for a character like this, I don't have high hopes for this movie. Malenia with a "valley accent", can't wait🤣
 
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Also no screen presence in a drama with any gravitas. I put her one notch above Megan Fox on the seriousness scale, and that ain't much.

Off to a campy and cheap start.
 
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So many focus on who is directing in these video game adaptations but IMO, it's way more about the writing and the casting as to whether or not it's worth a shit.

That very well may be true for all movies but specific to these types, they get them both completely wrong the vast majority of the time.

I'm rooting for them to get it right for this one though.
 

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It's also too bad they can't make a stipulation that in order to be cast in the movie, you had to have played the game previously. Cavill of course being a prime example.
 

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Fuck you guys. I can't imagine a better actress to drop her armor and fly up naked with her butterfly wings.
I mean, you're definitely not wrong. But as much as people might fantasize about her responding to that potential scene with "Awesome! I've always wanted to go completely nude in front of the camera", it's quickly replaced with the much more likely response of "and that's where the CGI comes in, right?"
 
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