Boner storms always beat thunderstorms. It is known.
There's a story behind this. I'm going to relate it even though no one should care. Because beer.
One of the regular members of the league had the last name Stormer. Awesome guy, great friend, fun to be around,
terriblefantasy player. He'd draft Steelers players 5 rounds early. Leave injured guys in. Etc etc, basically he was so bad he threw off the entire balance of the league. And his team, every year, was
Thunderstorm. After a few years of me and a few other pushing he got asked to leave and
happilyaccepted, he was sick of the effort and was just playing to not let down everyone else. Oblivious to the fact there were like 3 of us waiting for a chance to get in to the league. So he left and I got in 4 years ago. But the name Thunderstorm lives on in infamy, teams who are pretty much out of it play on the name now.
SO, you see the team "I am... Thunderstorm". That's our newest member. He's in year 3 and he's been bad the whole time. He picked that team name when he was in last place. Tied with me. Then we played, and I changed my team name from "Mike Vick's Pound Puppies" to "No...I am Thunderstorm" because I was worse. I kept the name for like 2 weeks, until last week when I was playing the mighty team of "Boner in Sweat Pants". Who changed his name to Boner Storm because it's fucking hilarious and fit the theme. But I changed my name that week too.
So, that's the story behind Boner Storm. We've had a long-running problem with terrible team names for years. This season everyone stepped up, all the team names are clever/funny/topical for some reason or other. This is why I gave enough of a fuck to type all this retarded shit out. Plus beer.